The Dubya Years: A Poll

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POO favorite moment of his glorious reign

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Cheney shoots a guy in the face 19
Stephen Colbert at the WH Correspondent's dinner 13
"George Bush doesn't care about black people" 12
"Mission Accomplished" 8
"Extraordinary rendition" 3
Hurricane Katrina 2
Dubya gives everyone $300 2
Guantanamo 2
Terry Schiavo 2
Dubya dances with some Africans 1
Sadaam execution cellphone movie 1
Colin Powell presents WMD "slamdunk" evidence to the UN 1
Rumsfeld's press conferences ("Do I ask myself rhetorical questions I'd prefer to answer in place of the ones you j1
9/11 1
Harriet Meiers 0
Patriot Act passed 0
Stem cell research vetoed 0
U.S. attorneys fired in mid-term 0
No Child Left Behind 0
"This insurgency is on its last legs" 0
Valerie Plame 0
Iraq invaded 0
Anthrax 0
Re-elected following defeat of John Kerry0


Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

harriet meiers was so fucking creepy

mizzell, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

"George Bush doesn't care about black people"

Be sure to include this in the Kanye West Years poll too.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

cheney face-shot on the REALS

69, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dubya gives everyone $300

ha, i forgot about this

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

aarggh forgot "passes out/chokes on pretzel"

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Dubya gives everyone $300

ha, i forgot about this

dood it totally revitalized the economy dontchaknow

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh pretzel is classic, too but i gotta with DUCK HUNT FACE SHOOT

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

What about that jail in Iraq where the poor soldiers couldn't stop those evil detainees from acting like dogs and christmas trees?

Or this?

http://i21.tinypic.com/2nt7bq.jpg

StanM, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh man Abu Graib bah I knew I was forgetting something big - fuck.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2007/04/27/20070426185251.jpeg

dmr, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

"George Bush doesn't care about black people" is the greatest live TV moment ever, so that.

John Justen, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like to speak up on the behalf of terry schaivo.

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

SHE STILL CAN SMILE PEOPLE.

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

i'm voting cheney gun bukake tho.

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

how are you defining greatness here?

Mission Accomplished defines the whole 8 years.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

i think i'm voting colin powell, but where is, you know, Florida?

gabbneb, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

no measure of historical or otherwise "objective" greatness required here, more of a "this is my favorite moment that sums up the GREATEST PRESIDENCY EVER"-type evaluation.

my vote went to Colbert cuz I just noticed they included the transcript of that speech in his book and I had forgotten how totally brutal it was.

gabbneb Florida is in the southeast corner of the US.

x-post

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Schiavo gets my vote. Has Bill Frist finished examining her yet? He's got plenty of time now.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, guys, but Florida is not in the U.S.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Wow. Wow, what an honor. The White House correspondents' dinner. To actually sit here, at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper -- that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit. The one guy who could have helped.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g197/Locfather/255318_2038233_1_big.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

Florida is also technically BEFORE he became president - not so much a part of his presidency, more like a pre-game show.

The Abu Graibh exclusion I can't really justify tho, that was just oversight.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

katherine harris should have been an option.

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

also: "I don't have anthrax"

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

A bald eagle is gonna cry if no one votes for 9/11

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

anthrax is option no. 2 morbz

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Florida is, you know, responsible for his entire presidency. speaking of which, where is "Ralph Nader"?

gabbneb, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

huh? what does Nader have to do with anything?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah, "pantywaist Dems playing blame game," def

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/q/C/bush_loca.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

BROWNIE

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

^^^omg how could we forget.

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

or does that fall under 'katrina'?

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I'd say it does, but "heckuva job Brownie" is a better title for that particular option

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm the decider in chief"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "I'm the decider in chief"

gabbneb, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Mission Accomplished is a metaphor for the entire debacle.

By 9/11, we are including the disregarding of the "Bin Laden seeks to hit American targets" memo right?

Bill Magill, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

so what did everyone do with their $300 tax rebate anyway? My dad donated it to charity. I think I bought a bunch of weed and comic books (gotta do my part to keep the industry afloat!)

yeah 9/11 encompasses the whole event including the lead-up and the subsequent commission, Flight 93 TV movie, etc.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Where's KYOTO PROTOCOL DROP OUT?

Super Cub, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

I voted for the Saddam cell phone video because at the time it just seemed like the most easily avoidable fuckup imaginable.

31g, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I voted "Cheney shooting guy in the face" for the base reason that if it hadn't happened, it would be entirely unbelievable.

Sara R-C, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

we didn't drop out of the Kyoto Protocol, we were never signatories in the first place (thanks to Bubba Clinton)

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Gore signed it symbolically, for whatever that was worth.

Bill Magill, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

why isn't the end an option? WHY?!

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

there is no end

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/blog/_/2007/05/almostgotit.gif

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

sung to the tune of...Cheney's gotta gun...gonna have some fun...

Wiggy Woo, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

I don't remember that one...?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

In the Rumsfeld (sp?) resigning press conference: whole thing was great, he was like a cornered burro.

Abbott, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

guys election /= presidency

well see that's the way it was for the most part for 200 years

gabbneb, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

What abt "I'M THUMPIN'!!!"?

I thought it was, "We got a thumpin'," referring to the GOP loss in Congress last year.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe that's why no one understands my reference, ever.

Abbott, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

It's my own personal "spicy chicken, bitch."

Abbott, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

no gabbneb I meant that presidency is what comes AFTER the election. The election itself is not part of Dubya's glorious reign, it was the preamble.

try to keep up.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

loool

gabbneb, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

"try to keep up."

gabbneb, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

the election itself was the first, poisonous brick of the whole stinking castle

Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

ONE YEAR TO GO FFS LOCK THREAD

gr8080, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/222/72601694pt4.jpg

ciderpress, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

i mean seriously, he has FIFTEEN MONTHS left to do something that trumps all this shit.

gr8080, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

IRAN

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

There's still plenty of time for a "Donations of Alexandria" equivalent.

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, btwn the economy souring and Iran, the next year is going to be an...interesting one.

dell, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

not to mention the weather. Fuck, there's still another hurricane season to go before Bush's exit (and even his "exit" being contingent on elections not being suspended or some such insanity)

dell, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

I will miss "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" on Letterman. Every single night, amazingly, a different hilarious gaff.

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

guys where is the poetry of rumsfeld

The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

Wearing a poncho:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/graphics/2004/11/23/efponch23.jpg

jim, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

i have that poncho

;_;

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

I will miss "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" on Letterman. Every single night, amazingly, a different hilarious gaff.

gabbneb, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

In the absence of Abu Graib, I'm voting Guantanamo.

With the $300 tax rebate, I bought a plane ticket to catch Radiohead on the last date of their tour.

Also I would have liked to have seen a choice in this poll for "I'm a uniter, not a divider".

Check out this hilarious endorsement of Dubya from 1999 containing this nugget of wisdom:

Over the past year, Bush's speaking style has become noticeably more passionate. His war chest is larger than those of his opponents, and his poll numbers are strong, so he appears to be a formidable front-runner for the Republican nomination for president.

His WAR CHEST?? *head spins*

Bimble, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

war chest is standard politics/business speak, dummy

and what, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

Ever heard of irony, dipshit?

Bimble, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

gotta be cheney shooting that guy in the face - that's the one that does the most hermetic work as an image, the way that got the old guy to say, from his hospital bed with his face full of shot, that it was really his fault? sort of a little in-vivo koan of the admin's values.

of course it's kind of a failure of the political imagination to try and boil down seven years of failed domestic & foreign policy to a "what was the WORST?" sorta deal, "the worst" is taking an unprecedented surplus of money & int'l goodwill and parlaying it into crippling dead and worldwide embarassment, but that doesn't make for lulz, just depression

J0hn D., Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha "crippling debt" I mean, what the fuck

J0hn D., Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

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Browse more last names with the first name Ethan

libcrypt, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get if I'm supposed to pick my "favorite" or my ""favorite""

Hurting 2, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

will somebody explain libcrypt's post to me

J0hn D., Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

waht?

libcrypt, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

yeah getting the shot-in-the-face dude to baldly come out and say "yeah man i fucked up" is really the underrated aspect of that shit.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 20 October 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

heck of a job, shakey

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

srsly kudos

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 20 October 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

you forgot the bit where in 20 years historians suddenly decide he's the greatest president ever

J.D., Sunday, 21 October 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

In 20 years? Jenna Bush will be president by then.

StanM, Sunday, 21 October 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 21 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

arggh how could I forget Jeff Gannon

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

arggh how could I forget Jeff Gannon

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^would have voted for this.

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

9/11 1

http://www.myerlawfirm.com/images/cryingeagle.jpg

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

The Dubya $300 handout lead to a very, very good episode of Futurama.

Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

arggh how could I forget Jeff Gannon

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^would have voted for this.

-- J0rdan S., Monday, October 22, 2007 7:03 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not really helping to end the gay porn star joke here

and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

I CALLS EM HOW I SEES EM
I'M A WHALE BIOLOGIST

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol ethan :/

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

JAILS NOT S' BAD
YOU CAN MAKE SANGRIA IN THE TURLET

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

eight years pass...

christ

welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:08 (ten years ago)

not a poll option, alas

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:10 (ten years ago)

lol Al.

also, I'd forgotten about the tax checks Dubya sent to everyone.

Thomas H. Handy (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 01:52 (ten years ago)

Would've voted "dodging the shoe"

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)


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