Producing a fart-like sound by blowing strongly into someone's navel.

No.

Can you tell me what's better then?

using the resulting sound as a "sonic spread" between two intact fart-like sounds.

Er...

Yeah that Matthew Herbert album was TERRIBLE.

Chicks love this, no, really.

Besides the sound it results in an exquisite ticklish sensation. Some people don't like that though, but you can't deny doing this is the best thing ever.

Should this be cross-ref'd with the "baby seeing you masturbating" thread?

Why?

i do this to little babies sometimes

it's called a 'raspberry'

I am actually biased because I have a friend who does this to his gf all the time regardless of whether or not there is anyone else in the room and it's k-annoying.

raspbelly

I do this with Ophelia. She likes it. But I suspect she's just giggling at my amusement.

Matt, tell me you're joking!

I might do it if there are only friends present, but not with strangers witnessing it.

And babies?

I think babies like it.

http://www.voidstate.com/blog/images/jemima-puke-face.jpg

Ew, don't bring your awful baby jokes into my innocent navel-blowing thread!

omg

Thank god I know that baby had reflux. At least that's what I assume the baby did, namely throw up milk.

oh right, i thought it was a good bukkake

so fucking gross

Can you tell me what's better then?

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 11:33 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

understanding simple concepts.

lol

Sealing your mouth around someone's nostrils and rapidly exhaling produces a facinating result as well, noise-wise. We use to call it "blowing your nose".

ew

That's not a rasberry. That's a zerbert. Didn't you people watch the Cosby Show?

Yes, but in English. Zerbert?

A raspberry is a bronx cheer and there's no contact with the person you're offering it to.

Babies do sometimes like it! It's also fun to do to relaxing kitties if you don't mind them clawing your head. I have much the same reflexive reaction when someone does it to me, however.

My family calls them "belly blows," which just reminds me of that one scene in "Jackpot."

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41856000/jpg/_41856680_kiss_203.jpg

alternatively, Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'

Can you tell me what's better then?

Producing a fart-like sound by blowing strongly into a woman's lady parts. (don't get queefed!)

sorry.

No, actually, that could cause an embolism. Srsly!

or a bladder infection

Yeah...but first the fart noise. It's all about priorities.

Producing a fart-like sound by blowing strongly into a woman's lady parts.

Actually, I read somewhere that this is actually a pretty dangerous practice.
xpost

ew

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 6:43 PM (1 hour ago

And yes, this occasionally had some unintended consequences as well, but it never sent no one to the emergency room.

Surely this isn't as fun, because most likely it doesn't feel as good for the recipient as the navel blow. It's all about reciprocal joy, not egotistic joy!

an urban dictionary definition of the term "ass trumpet":

3. Ass Trumpet
9 up, 7 down

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!
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It is!