heather mills

For beating up on Pauly Wauly Paul Paul!

"serious death threats from an underground movement"

http://www.eastriding.gov.uk/sewerby/kids/images/mole_large.jpg

Needs Heather v Di vs Kate McCann poll

She should start a website. A lot of people who get serious death threats from persons unknown seem to have websites.

www.fluxblog.org

Well played Sir.

I'd hit it.

said Sir Paul.

Sir Paul asked whether after the strain of the divorce he'd go down on one knee again.
"Don't be disgusting. And her name's Heather."

Genius!

She's hopping mad...

etc.

she wants up to drink rats' milk. Rats' milk!

"I don't get it. People likes da rats but dey don't like to drink da rats milk?"

What the hell could Sir Paul's secrets be if they're worth paying her this much to keep quiet?

That's a very interesting question and one I'd love to know the answer to. Probably never will, though.

he likes stump in his butt

He lied about being the brother of the guy from Scaffold.

the frogs wrote We All Stand Together.

He never met John Lennon

"The settlement, which includes an agreement forbidding her from ever discussing why the marriage failed"

only electricsound's answer would be grounds for a divorce. But even so, would it be such a big deal if people found out something like that?

If it's something illegal (he's on heroin! likes kiddie porn! killed a man!) : she didn't tell the police as soon as she found out, so she's an accessory to (x) and shouldn't get any money.

If it's something embarrassing: so what? Nothing's worth THAT much money.

you can't be an accessory to heroin addiction. i don't think.

You could drive someone to it though.

I have to say I Love Her she seems completely bonkers and oblivious to the real world. I wish i could live like that.

"What the hell could Sir Paul's secrets be if they're worth paying her this much to keep quiet?"

William Campbell...

I think the big Macca secret is that his perfect marriage to the late Linda was a sham and he's a sociopathic miser. None of which is really a secret, he just doesn't want it confirmed.

HE REALLY IS DEAD

Her sister has had ENOUGH and makes the 'enough' word throb in pain and anguish...

I just assumed he was a wife-beater.

white on red, they mean business alright

smokes pot, likes to shout "john!" in bed

continue, continue, continue - but no way to leave, this is like being heatherrolled

how much did she get?

HE REALLY IS DEAD

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NICK WINS

Like Matt, I assumed he knocked her about. In fact, I thought I'd read that somewhere?

I think he hid her leg once.

let's be fair, wouldn't we all?

It should be fun, watching her struggle to keep quiet until she explodes one day. She's like the kid in every school who can be sent over the edge with a few choice words, with results both crazy and hilarious.

(IIRC, that was called 'a haemo' - what was that short for then? Maybe kids call it a 'Le Saux' now)

they had an actual arse-kicking contest.

It should be fun, watching her struggle to keep quiet until she explodes one day. She's like the kid in every school who can be sent over the edge with a few choice words, with results both crazy and hilarious.

Yeah, she seems like someone who is pathologically incapable of keeping her mouth shut even if it is in her best interest to do so.

on the bright side for Macca, he will still have 770 million pounds after he has paid her.

they haven't reached a settlement and the judge will do it solomon-style.

Cash, however, is not thought to be the principal sticking point. Mills is reportedly eager to avoid a gagging clause, which would prevent her writing a book about her marriage — something her former husband emphatically does not want.

she could always do it via a chatroom proxy.

Maybe she'll tell the story about the Xmas dinner with Lenny Henry and Dawn French where Heather pissed off Dawn French so much that, upon being asked what Lenny had got her for Xmas, Dawn replied "a ladyshave. Did Paul get you a lathe?"

He Left The Toilet Seat Up
(and other stories I CAN tell you)

by Heather Mills

"John beat Cynthia about a bit and everyone loves him! Linda would never let me but you're already broken so why not, you miserable cow?! This is the credibility of my artistic temperament at stake."

set the above to Am, F, C, G and you're away

"Scrambled eggs
Baby I wish you had both legs"

"Nice set of pin you got there"

"I know, the knee joint just wouldn't flex without them"

oh Ned

Mom: "That's 1500 bucks an hour. Not very many ho-diamonds, is it? But then she's only got one leg."

Me: "Someone out there is probably willing to pay extra for that."

I'm glad Mike never tires of telling that story - I hope to hear it many more times, possibly with a different early-1970s child-friendly film title inserted each time. Maybe even a different brand of sweets, occasionally.

This bit is kind of brilliant:

All business expenses 682,425

The “business” expenses generated, so far as I can see, no income other than the £110,000 fee for Dancing with the Stars. Within the business expenses is £427,590 paid as salaries and fees to various people including Fiona Mills and the wife’s personal trainer.

His use of quotes around "business" imply (as I also would) that a business that requires you to spend 600% of your return can't really be called a business.

That judgment would be devastating to anyone who had any capacity for shame. May she never gain that degree of wisdom - she's great value at the moment, Paul's paying for it, and making her even slightly self-conscious would just ruin our fun. I'm hoping she comes out with a line-by-line rebuttal of it all tomorrow.

re: she's great value at the moment - the best in 5 years since Comical Ali - Iraqi Minister of Information under Sadam

I'm not sure what the "lol Comical Ali" meme was about when he wasn't even representing the team that was spinning the most ludicrous bullshit during that war.

TAKE THAT BUSHITLER!

I feel bad now. Although I'm sure she's an unpleasant enough person, I am starting to find the tabloid demoization of her quite unncessarily vicious. :-(

Well, quite. It's the old: The GenPub love the beatles, so the press feeds them more love for Paul, which basically is the same as hate for Heather.

GMTV, funnily enough, is still supportive/even handed.

Also, her sense of anger I have seen before in my mother, when my parents split up. Think I'll leave that story there, to be honest...

People don't always behave in rational ways during breakups. Although she does herself no favours, I do kind of feel sorry for her.

She may be living in a fantasy world, but then again, it's not like Sir Paul is particularly in touch with reality, either.

Basically, the press will be following her around and going LOOK LOOK SHE'S SPENDING MONEY AGAIN!!!

Media 101: the best way to foment hatred of a person is to do a Daily Mail and obsessively list the cost of their houses and cars and restaurant meals or otherwise micromanage by media every single last comment or lifestyle choice they have ever made.

yep. And that's what will happen.

Then the letters will come in complaining on the basis that it's Heather who's writing the stories i.e. "Why does Heather think her life is so interesting that she has to have it reported on, every day of my life!"

it would be different if she didn't enjoy it quite so much.

"She loves it really, she's just askin' fer it, mate..."

She enjoys it?

no, actually she married him for love and it all went tragically wrong.

We'd all feel a bit more sympathy for her if she just gave Maddy back to her parents.

no, actually she married him for love and it all went tragically wrong.

Is this really such an unrealistic sentiment? Maybe she did. We'll never know, we weren't there.

Maybe living in the unreal fairyland of Paul McCartney's life is enough to drive anyone mad?

Who are we to judge? And I'm angry at myself for continuing to be engaged by this horrible spectacle. I'm going to go and boil my head.

But it is all just spectacle isn't it? None of this is real.

And nothing to get hung about.

hey guys what was that suit about? i mean really

keywords: dunno, what, attracted, Heather, multimillionaire, Paul, MacCarthny, Merton, Mrs.

If she wanted a normal life then why didn't she marry e.g. fellow Geordie Paddy McAloon?

Ah, life is so uncomplicated.

Paddy McAloon is a complex character.

Got a few bob stashed away too I'll bet

Those Jimmy Nail royalties do pile up.

he's blind isnt he, paddy mc?

He had some sort of ophthalmic disorder (I think one or both of his retinas actually worked loose and became detached) a few years back and was definitely blind, or at least hard of seeing, for some time, but he seems to have made a recovery since then.

Heather Mills is fantastic.

ally dull.

she's fantastic in much the same way that a lot of people you'd never want to share a room with are fantastic.

fan·tas·tic /fænˈtæstɪk/
–adjective

1. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable; bizarre; grotesque
2. fanciful or capricious, as persons or their ideas or actions
3. imaginary or groundless in not being based on reality; foolish or irrational

Lady Sovereign is fantastic

http://i25.tinypic.com/33n9kpf.jpg

http://www.heathermills.org/ -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlFsVi5zuhc : Hillary Clinton speaks out for Heather Mills

O_o ?

Love the lack of reaction in that pic. "Oh it's just crazy heather mills up to her tricks again, don't pay her any attention." Paul's whistling, eyebrows raised, pretending it isn't happening.

I also like how HM appears to be rising from the paperwork, like a patchwork genie.

lawyer appears to be rocking the wet look on the side of her head that's not wet

Amazing Zombie Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E--6PwfnZ4&feature=related

...

Right, so let me summarise...

HMills is not 'allowed' to make comment on her settlement.

Which leaves ITV and various people 'from the press' to make a TV documentary which basically said at the end "she showed determination in competing in the US version of Strictly Come Dancing, so that means there's nothing she won't stop at..."

What? She can't stay quiet forever - how long do you think she'll last before she explodes?

Who cares

Excellent.

She'll just get her sister to say it all instead.

Srsly, that Hillary thing - what the ??? How? When? Why?

And also: now Hillary has a new job, will Heather get her own army or something? (remember )

^^^ god, i am so glad this creepy bitch isn't prez