So Tyler Perry is gay, right?

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i mean, its nobodys buisness, etc etc, but really, there is no way that guy is straight...

swinburningforyou, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

you are a gay mormon and i claim my $5

Just got offed, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, you caught me...

now, can we focus on the guy that likes dressing up like his grandmother

swinburningforyou, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

We've done enough Morrissey threads this month.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Is Tyler Perry the singer from Aerosmith?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

That'd be my bet, but isn't the media just doing the whole Don't Ask Don't Tell thing with him?

I would check out his films for curiosity's sake, but they seem to fill a similar niche to Steel Magnolias and Fried Green Tomatoes (only sometimes with drag), and I've never seen those movies either.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Tyler Perry is basically what happens when men decide they want to be Oprah.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, he's pretty creepy looking. like a black Norman Bates

swinburningforyou, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

waitaminnit!!! do you think this could mean... flip wilson was gay??????

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Come on you guys, Eddie Murphy's worn drag loads of times and nobody's suggesting he's oh hang on

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I prefer the '70s era, Rocks, Toys in the Attic etc. to the later stuff.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

my big ten inch record, LOL

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

steve tyler and steve perry are gay together? just imagine that racket.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

toxic twins, indeed

swinburningforyou, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/foodnetaddict/tyler05photo_t.gif

gabbneb, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Tallarico Suave

gabbneb, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/11/showbiz/tyler-perry-profiling-case/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

on the one hand, racial profiling sucks

on the other hand, Tyler Perry sucks

truly we live in an unjust world where these two representations of mankind's potential for evil are put into direct conflict

Can we also have a moment to ponder this: As the actor and director later explained in a lengthy Facebook post, Perry made an illegal left turn to make sure he wasn't being followed.

ATTN PEOPLE: FIND BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN FOLLOWING TYLER PERRY

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

TEMPTATION looks hilarious but most of all i love the implication of the title "Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor," which is that tyler perry is tempted by the confessions of a marriage counselor. it reads like a tabloid headline.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

The fact that ads for this are running endlessly on RuPaul's Drag Race seems...apt. (Also, apparently Perry and Ru are neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

or that the confessions of the marriage counselor will be about tyler perry's presumably sordid temptation xp

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of sounds like an old school Cinemax soft porn movie title. I miss those movies!

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

i saw a commercial for this and kim kardashian has a linereading in it that reminded me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REH5QiV0-dU

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

This is an exaggeration, right? He's not literally the devil, right?

http://t.co/LuyqPtHj71

Gukbe, Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

It's a Tyler Perry movie, I would not be at all surprised

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

Am I wrong in thinking the tagline - "Seduction is the devil's playground" - is as grammatically absurd as it seems?

da croupier, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

I see how "a curious mind" or "idle hands" can be a playground, but I'm not sure how an act can be a playground

da croupier, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

you haven't been properly seduced, then

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

"Penetration is the devil's monkey bars"

da croupier, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

problematic article imho.

i do have this memory of describing tyler perry to a white liberal friend of a friend years ago -- i think right when diary came out on film, and getting this look of 'who are you and why are you telling me about this strange thing of no interest to me.'

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

How true is the assertion that Tyler Perry was the only guy making Classy Black Films for the last 8 years? I can't think of many, but then I don't do Classy by and large :)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

i mean if the Madea movies are 'classy' then the bar is low enough that it'd be pretty easy to name lots of classy black movies

some dude, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of the reviews seemed to suggest that one of most perplexing things about them was that they were Serious and About The State of Black Middle-Class Life, and had this cartoonish drag act with a completely different tone dropped on top (and I think in some of the later ones existing in a completely separate track from a lot of the film) - but again I haven't really seen any.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

there was (is?) a period where perry was (is?) effectively the only black filmmaker attaining anything like 'mainstream' box office numbers.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think anyone believes Tyler Perry movies to be Classy. I can't think of anyone making black Chamber Dramas besides him tho. To my shame, the only black "American" movie of the last decade I can think of that isn't an Eddie Murphy joint is Dreamgirls

and yeah you have to criticize him with some understanding of the tradition he's working in and i think a fair amount of people were clueless or didn't want to bother, so threw up their hands.

but the approach of the article is so weird, by focusing on race-as-such.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

eddie murphy was in dreamgirls. maybe not a joint tho.

abanana, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

posted this article to the race/2013 thread too btw, in case the discussion takes off more there.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Dreamgirls is not Norbit, eg. Xp

I enjoyed this guy's retrospective of the Perry films: http://movieglut.blogspot.com/2005/08/director-retrospectives.html#perry

Gukbe, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

S.C - The onion article is about 'thank god we can call Tyler perry out on content and have a legit gripe that can't be waved away by 'you don't get it'". The real problem is that this punch never had to be pulled and you could have ALWAYS objected to TP movies on content grounds. A companion issue (and I don't know critics' faces...) is the lack of authoritative urban voice in criticism

The article mentions Just Wright and Jumping The Broom and there's The Perfect Holiday too - but yeah I think there's an element of "He makes terrible movies but he is a machine, and he gives a lot of good actors solid leading roles that Hollywood won't"

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

Like, people reference AV Club or Pfork or whatever (in our generation) and Rolling Stone etc in the older generation. No one cites The Source or BET or Essence in marketing except in a sea of other posi reviews

As a consumer and someone who feels himself reasonably aware of the artistic process I would contest the roles in Tyler Perry movies as being particularly meaty or valuable to culture as a whole but yeah it's p great that he has whole casts of aa actors who aren't playing gangsters or criminals.

Artistic = acting I mistyped

"you could have ALWAYS objected to TP movies on content grounds" right but ppl did and I don't know if it was "whiteness"/fear of being seen as infringing on a 'black thing' so much as dngaf that corresponds to earlier responses to perry.

also like not being tuned into/onboard with other sorts of criticisms earlier anyway, since those are somewhat more subtle/complicated.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

like i don't think ppl were dying to crit perry before but felt held back because 'race!'. more like they just didn't even notice/care.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

yet they rushed to write 3000 word long exegeses of indie films that barely cracked 6 figures

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe lack of a backlash to being able to describe Tyler Perry as a shitty actor in Alex Cross was the first crack in the dam.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 April 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't really gotten the sense that anyone's been holding their tongue on Tyler Perry since his 3rd or 4th blockbuster -- it's been open season for like 5 years

some dude, Friday, 19 April 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

before that there was kind of a confusion/unawareness about his success or an assumption that he was a flash in the pan who'd soon fall back into a smaller niche level of popularity

some dude, Friday, 19 April 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

When I was a kid, church felt like a Tyler Perry stage play. There was some really good singing bracketed by pious repetition. Church always seemed like a re-run I was trapped in. They told me the same thing every week. The same woman got the Holy Spirit every single week. The same gossipy, hat wearing nosy bitches violated Matthew 7:1. The deacons passed around the collection plate and the preacher’s wardrobe got fancier and his garage got fuller. They gave us grape juice and matzoh and said it was de Lawd.

I'm only halfway through this exchange but it is GOOD.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 19 April 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

That article/exchange is wonderful

yeah totally fascinating.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 19 April 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

So, is it that white crits are hesitant to make deeper criticisms of TP movies because it could be construed as a criticism of black culture?

The Great Natterer (dandydonweiner), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe lack of a backlash to being able to describe Tyler Perry as a shitty actor in Alex Cross was the first crack in the dam.

http://i.imgflip.com/13lz5.gif

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 April 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that seems sort of right

proud to say i've been creeped out by t. perry's vacant eyes and half-smile for years.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 19 April 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

the dvd trailer for Good Deeds features the same shot of him half-smiling at a restaurant table twice

da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

he's so bad in alex cross but honestly i wish every director who likes to think he's an actor was forced to play the lead in a generic action cop movie - i would see every one

da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

even the Tarantino one

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 April 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

especially the tarantino one

also would hit the opening night pre-sale for smith and shyamalan

da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

though assuming the movies in question are helmed by action hacks, not the directors starring

da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILER at the end of Cross, he's seated watching a skype of Jean Reno being arrested in some unnamed Latin American country, and he says something to the screen (even though Reno has dropped his phone pre-handcuffs) like "you have taken a life and now I have destroyed yours." Honestly, I don't know how any actor could pull that off. Also calls someone a "maggot" twice.

da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

at first I was excited that Craig Robinson had gotten his own movie made. and then I saw Tyler Perry's name and I was not excited anymore. should I be ashamed.

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

apparently Perry only contributed money and had nothing to do with the script or direction

as such, it seems to be a much more benign vehicle than the avg Tyler Perry movie

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

im thinking about seeing it, written/directed by the writer of my beloved Drumline

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

I read the AV Club review this morning which basically said "this is a harmless, formulaic comedy, which by default makes it far and away the best movie ever made attached to Tyler Perry's name"

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

i like craig robinson and DAG

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

DAG lookin' old in the trailer.

jaymc, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link


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