Things Louis would eat on a pizza (list thread)

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1. an entire cypriot meze

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

2. blood

3. Sand

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

4. POPPAGE

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

5. Sara R-C's Christmas poop

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

4. Poppage-Corn

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

oh this is gonna get bad so fast

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

lol xp

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

6. shark tits

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

7. nick southall

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

8. Lark's tongues in aspic

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

9. oyster stout

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

well the real answer to this question is 'garlic sauce'. or maybe 'lots of rocket, mozzarella and pesto'. i'm a sucker for bufalita. i appreciate that chicken can be fucked up but when done with good-quality breast meat, good cheese and good garlic sauce it is magisterial.

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HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

10. Doner meat

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

11. Donner Party Meat

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

asparagus another undervalued topping

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HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

marzipan pizza would be interesting. does anything that sweet work as a topping? pineapple i guess...

omg! may need to give that a go. which branch is your local? xxpost

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HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

12 - five syllable, eleven letter adjectives no one has used in everyday speech for the last 130 years.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

13. celery

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

(some slight out-of-context douchebaggery there on my part)
(which, btw, is also something Louis would eat on a pizza)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

14 - celerity

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i am trying to understand how "magisterial" can modify "chicken" and result in sense; i don't get it.

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

15 - transcience

Jordan, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

hell of a stately, authoritative bird.

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

16. Swan's kidneys

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Please note that NOTHING Louis has eating/wanting to eat on a pizza is an actual pizza topping.

I DIED, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

xxpost: cock at least is stately, i would eat that on pizza

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

BAN BAN BAN

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

you'll be struck by another ban yet

gff, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

lolling so hard

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

HOME SWEET HOME
http://www.ratebeer.com/images/features/zerodegrees.jpg

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3186/lolhaveyougoogledthatgutr1.jpg

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

17. my fuc

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

18. Crut1s's hairdo.

Trayce, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link

19. the resulting paste

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

(some slight out-of-context douchebaggery there on my part)
(which, btw, is also something Louis would eat on a pizza)

"on my part"

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I stand by what I wrote.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

"on my part"

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

sigh

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/

ken c, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

20. http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

It is good there are threads like this. The concept is similar to flypaper.

Aimless, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

BBQ sauce, obv

Hurting 2, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I have taken the bantam rooster's advice and omg - http://louisjagger.ytmnd.com/

milo z, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link

virgin pussy

Crêpe, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link

lolives

electricsound, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link

salolmi

electricsound, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link

But, not ever, pineapple

Ed, Thursday, 6 December 2007 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Waterfalls of salami

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 December 2007 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link

How the fuck am I included as a pizza topping?!

Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 6 December 2007 11:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Delboy falling through the bar

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 December 2007 11:07 (sixteen years ago) link

in louis' honour, i just made myself a calzone...

stevie, Thursday, 6 December 2007 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

porridge.

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 6 December 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

'GET A PIZZA THE ACTION'??

Israel-Charlemagne Palestine conflict (haitch), Friday, 9 October 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Dark fuckin forces at work trying to stop me pouring a slice out for LJ

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yARMAhlXvdY/SexgjJBWY9I/AAAAAAAAAlA/d_1Sx1wCyRQ/s1600-h/MATTRESS043.jpg <here if like me the img isn't showing for you

Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

James Cardigan! Favourite name of the day award.

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 10:18 (fourteen years ago) link

James Cardigan, of weird shitty pizza fame.

Obscured by clowns (NickB), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ the person who suggest-banned me yesterday for starting this thread

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

is tuomas still around, anyway?

Maria, Friday, 9 October 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

haha oh yes

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

he doesn't have to answer this if he doesn't want to - but i'm just curious - what does lj's new female companion like in terms of pizza toppings.

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

she made a pizza last w/end for us and it had cheese, onions, peppers, tomato puree and seasonings on it - but peppers are kinda a thing for her, and if we hadn't run out of garlic that wd have been a factor

she does not eat red meat, and i think aside from that is fairly broad-minded if not ridiculous abt toppings

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

also James Cardigan is a Briton and a hero ^_^

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

a thing in that she really likes them or doesn't?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

she made the pizza, fhs

also she says her snack is to have peppers and a dip

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

now let me bask in the splendour of james cardigan

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i was confused - it could have read that she ran out of garlic, so she put peppers on it instead, though she isn't all that fond of them.

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

no, her snack is to eat some peppers (which are really bananas in Merry Old England) and then go swimming

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

do they have jalapeno poppers in England?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, but they are called Jujufruits there

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

oh is that what he calls them?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

jalapeno poppers

Chilli and amyl nitrate pizza is a bit too far even for the UK...

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

but ... lettuce?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lettuce is called "garden wrap" in England

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

what do they call dog poop?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

sidewalk pudding

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

We also call cucumbers "green pepperoni"

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

(xpost) pavement pudding

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

and do they put it on pizza?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

no one puts dog poop on pizza, not even in England

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

we call zucchinis 'mouth zeppelins'

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i lol when this thread is right below or above the Alicia Key's Ass thread - like it is now.

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

courgettes are commonly called "vegetable torpedoes"

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

LJ you were not mentioned by name at lunch today but imo dayo briefly contemplated u + tt when I ordered the bacon + egg breakfast pie but long story short it was vg

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 September 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link

u did the rite thing my friend

imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 08:08 (nine years ago) link


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