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I'd like to think there's going to be some kind of Mitt sendoff tonight.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I think it'd be hilarious if they just kept Mitt Romney on and made him a reoccurring character.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

Wasn't crazy about Sudekis' impression during the primaries, but the moments starting at 2:12 won me over this fall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO2JVacQdMY

pplains, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

My favourite was the opening show this season, where they'd cut from Obama to his "secret weapon," and you'd get Romney singing "Old MacDonald" at a town hall. It was a week or two before the first debate, when everything was going wrong for Romney. I can't find the clip on YouTube.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

Romney hi-fiving dude's head was fantastic

― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, September 17, 2012 8:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

What in the hell

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

retro CGI was awesome i thought.

s.clover, Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

Classic Windows screensaver

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda liked it actually, but I can't remember SNL ever doing anything like that before

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure i made that video at Six Flags Georgia on my 8th grade trip back in 1996, but the song was by Offspring and there might have been a rocket ship.

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

Kanye had a weird set up for her performance last time too, but iirc it wasn't green screen.

My wish for a whole 'Ellen' sketch came true!

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

*his

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

the impersonation is good, but they really don't know what to do with it.

s.clover, Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

Was I the only one nervously anticipating Chris Brown walking out during that second performance? I just know that douche is backstage somewhere.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:55 (eleven years ago) link

So when they run a pre-recorded fake ad as the final sketch, does that mean they ran out of time?

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 November 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

i died @ the mcdonalds diss sketch

johnny crunch, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link

rihanna xfcs were adult swim/90s mtv

johnny crunch, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

drunk uncle also KILLED IT

johnny crunch, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

The featured ladies are sure getting a lot of screen time lately. Show needs a bit more Nasim and Vanessa.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link

Not having ever watched Homeland, that sketch was pretty much the impression I have of the show. It wasn't all that far off, was it?

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

Can't wait for Rhianna's star turn in Tron 2: Ancient Greek Adventure.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link

Rhianna worked the greenscreen well, but she can't match Insane Clown Posse.

pplains, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:56 (eleven years ago) link

i had just watched homeland s1e1 earlier today and understood 98% of that parody & im not worried abt spoilers

johnny crunch, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:57 (eleven years ago) link

also am currently watching homeland s1e2

johnny crunch, Sunday, 11 November 2012 06:57 (eleven years ago) link

wow this rihanna green screen is truly one of the worst things i've ever seen

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 November 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

shit is so 2010 smfh

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 November 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

this was peak drunk uncle

Clay, Sunday, 11 November 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

Really sad Tim Calhoun wasn't running for election this year.

dan selzer, Sunday, 11 November 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

Tim Calhoun: [ meekly ] I'm Tim Calhoun. And I'm running for the office of Senator. A lot of people don't know who Tim Calhoun is. So I'm going to tell you who Tim Calhoun is, and why I think Tim Calhoun should be the next senator.

I, Tim Calhoun, am.. nice.. [ flips index card ] ..trustworthy.. genuine.. likes music.. dances.. [ very quietly ] ..aggressive. [ flips index card ] I have used a lot of some drugs, and some not at all. Mainly pot and beer. But a little bit of cocaine. I'm real sorry about that cocaine. But there are times when I feel like partying and staying up realy late.. and cocaine can relaly help you do that. [ flips index card ] I am not married. So muy sexual history is not relevant. But, if you must know, I had some babies. Mainly by black ladies. But some by white. And a China baby. [ flips index card ] I love whales. But they have to go. So I'm going to organize a whaling party that will not stop until all whales are dead. [ flips index card ] America needs another big lake.

In conclusion, and in summary, you can't spell "America" without "Tim Calhoun". And the letters R, E, and A. The End.

dan selzer, Sunday, 11 November 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

I am Tim Calhoun, and I am running for candidate for president for America. My candidacy is based on honesty, so there are a few things about me you should know.

(pauses to look at his cards)

I've been in jail. It's not important how many times, but if you must know, let's see, one….two…thirty-one times.

(pauses again to change cards)

There are times when I'm not gay at all. But then, there are other times, I'm so gay, it more than makes up for it.

(pauses to change cards)

Here's where I stand on the issues: I'm glad that drunk driving is illegal. When I'm drunk, I drive like crap!

(pauses to change cards)

I propose, that for scientific testing purposes, we breed a type of midget even smaller than the normal midget. We can call them, “Shetland Midgets”.

(pauses to switch cards. Much longer hesitation)

There's nothing on this card.

(pauses again to switch cards)

In conclusion, and in summary, read my lips: (lip-synchs a few sentences quickly) I think that says it all. Vote for me, Tim Calhoun, for candidate for president for America for goodbye!

dan selzer, Sunday, 11 November 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

i died @ the mcdonalds diss sketch

― johnny crunch, Sunday, November 11, 2012 1:07 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this was amazing

my hands tra cer (some dude), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

The featured ladies are sure getting a lot of screen time lately. Show needs a bit more Nasim and Vanessa.

― Michael F Gill, Sunday, November 11, 2012 1:13 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the new women are all pretty good imo, love the spotlight really getting shared in the post-wiig era, i imagine one of them will break away from the pack at some point but it could be practically any of them.

my hands tra cer (some dude), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

It'll be McKinnon

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

you may be right. Cecily Strong is great too, though.

my hands tra cer (some dude), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

come on dude, McKinnon is stealing all the scenes breh

ya bish called wanda (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

McDonald's sketch was a+

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

I don't like Anne Hathaway much, but her Katie Holmes and her Claire Danes were both pretty amazing. Especially that Holmes - she had it down perfectly.

She Got the Shakes, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 07:39 (eleven years ago) link

I was on the fence about Jeremy Renner, but these are pretty fucking great

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-promo-jeremy-renner/1423868/

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

Why is the Ellen skit not on Hulu then?

boxall, Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

music clearances, maybe?

Gukbe, Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

Not that funny, maybe?

Metal Archies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 15 November 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

The "your childhood home" ad was pretty spot-on writing.

s.clover, Sunday, 18 November 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

I'm so short my sneakers are in my drivers license photo.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 November 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah excellent williams impersonation. not actually funnier or different than williams himself, just dead-on.

s.clover, Sunday, 18 November 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

How did Taran Killam not break in that final sketch when Hader had his hands all over him?

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 November 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link

He just thought about the previous 90 minutes

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 18 November 2012 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of shocked there was no Bobby Moynihan/Guy Fieri bit. And other than "your childhood home" and the drones cartoon, fucking dud.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 18 November 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

did not like the drones cartoon.

I liked the Stand Off.

dan selzer, Sunday, 18 November 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I thought The Stand Off was pretty funny. Your Childhood Home was too. Drones was lame.

Kenan was in the promos with Renner, but only made one appearance in The Californians tonight, right? What a waste.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 November 2012 06:40 (eleven years ago) link

I really wish The Californians didn't exist.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 18 November 2012 06:42 (eleven years ago) link


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