Who is your favourite Egghead?

Fuck I've been waiting for an Eggheads thread for years. Favourite, or at least the least irritating, is probably Chris.

Chris
Kevin
Judith
CJ/Daphne tie for worst.

Although Dermot is the biggest twat of the lot.

http://www.demooi.co.uk/images/CJp01.jpg

No "Every one of the smug fuckers annoys shit out of me" option :(

CJ de Mooi

i can never decide if this programme is more or less depressing than the weakest link

I'm very fond of CJ's website, especially the bit where he comes up with loads of bad loser excuses for why he didn't win anything ever. He's the worst, definitely. Kevin is probably the best of a very bad bunch.

There's about 20 different Facebook groups dedicated to him - CJ de Mooi... what a cunt, CJ de Mooi is a bellend, CJ De Mooi is a cunt - The Loughborough Chapter...

http://www.daphnefowler.com/thumbs/TN_PromoPicture.jpg

Daphne's website is fucking hideous

Ailsa OTM.

I can't believe a design company has actually put its name to the abortion that is Daphne's website.

I think Chris knows that he's a bit of a know-all twat, whereas I get the impression that Kevin thinks that he's impressing people with his knowledge.

Chris is a terrible singer and terrible at doing impressions. And I think he knows this. It's somehow heartening to find someone who is so knowledgeable is so crap at something else and for that, plus the fact that Chris is the only one I could imagine chatting to down the pub, he gets my vote.

Can you imagine being related to Daphne? The thought makes me shudder.

Yeah that's how me and my wife decided this very question months ago - which one could you bear to have a pint with?, and Chris won.

I'm refusing to vote on the grounds that they're all scum.

^^^4-4-2

CJ was the audience best friend of that aspie man-mountain on that lottery quiz thing last year

Kevin was Paddy McGuiness's Phone A Friend on Who Want To Be A Millionaire last week.

Although Dermot is the biggest twat of the lot

do people not like Dermot, generally? He is a bit dull maybe. But I like it when he teases Judith about being posh.

ha ha

You're a Smug Cunt
(Anonymous)
2006-08-24 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I only watch eggheads to see your smug face get disappointed when you can't get the most simplistic question correct. You are a knob and have one of those faces I would love to slap.

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i voted judith. she doesn't have the sense of entitlement that the others have. if i went on the show i\d most like to beat kevin, he's almost a robot. after that daphne's so smug(passive aggressive), chris is ok and often drops a big clanger and cj seems to know as much as your average quizzer with an alice band. still, one of my favourite progs.

ohhh Ive seen this show a few times recently on cable in nz. daphne's empathy is FALSE??? and here I was thinking she seemed like a sweet old duck, she still gets my vote.

runner up chris is OK in a pint and dartboard kind of way, Kevin utterly harmless but duller than a left wing blog, while cjs loopy facial expressions nearly make up for his medocrity.

as for judith, it might just be a colonial bias but her "lack of sense of entitlement" reeks of disdain for the grasping commoners.

John Kenneth Galbraith was a pretty cool egghead. I'll go with him until something better arrives.

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daphne? you people

you three people

three too many :(

cj de mooi is the most pathetic human being ever to have lived

was that the answer to a question tonite?

Daphne's alright really

yeah the rest are fine obviously even though they are eggheads and by definition kind of pathetic but cj de mooi is the most pathetic human being ever to have lived