Instant Rimshot: Bookmark Now

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(Link, thread, even joke stolen flagrantly from Metafilter, but this is possibly too essential to not share)...

A man goes to the doctor complaining about a tight feeling in his stomach area. The doctor tells the man "You have to stop masturbating."

"Why, doctor?" asks the man.

The doctor snaps back "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

INSTANT RIMSHOT

― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

I got the sound - thanks.

But how do you Bookmark something, and what happens when you have done that? I think I did this years ago but am not sure it did me any good or whether I can do it on this computer (Windows Vista).

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

in IE land, it's best if it's an extra window somewhere on your desktop.

― Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

I really can't see a control that allows me to Bookmark something. How about 'add to favourites' - could that be the same thing?

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, it's the same thing.

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks, Noodle Vague - I have just learned a new thing about my computer. Maybe I will be able to use this in future.

Odd that they should change the name of the control (Bookmark --> Favourites), in that way?

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― dan m, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

they did it to confuse you

― akm, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Tuomasfox

― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

I got the sound - thanks.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

Also useful: Sad Trombone :(

― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

I got that sound too - thanks.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

I'm in the "History" menu and it looks to be a bunch of websites or something.

How far back does this "History" go, and can I use it?

― Z S, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

I would buy a product that produced these sounds! You know like the merchy soundboxes for southpark or mr. T or whatever, but with useful sound effects. Rimshot, sad trombone, that big "ooOOOOOoooohh" studio audiences make when there is a sexual inneundo, and maybe a family fortunes "eCH URCHCH"

― Slumpman, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Fake pinefox?!

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Site is a-like

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/easy-button.jpg

― Abbott, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

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