Pastagina is now open!

Wallopizza!

Pastagina: You can really stick yr "fork" in it!

Pastagina: Cheese is optional

Pastagina: Saucy!

Pastagina: the pasta you can fuck

really isn't that all pasta?

Pastagina: Come enjoy us with a couple of hot breadatitsas!

Pastagina: the pasta you can fuck that actually looks like a vagina!

Pastagina: the pasta that won't leave you feeling Excelsiored

It's cool to have a restaurant to go to where you put your face in a big bowl of Pastagina

http://www.julieharrisphotography.com/in_between/images/old_italian_woman.jpg

"Would you like some of my saucy pastagina?"

THAT'S AMORE

seafood pastagina o_O

"I see food... and then I fuck it!"

oh I get it

wait there are probably people who fuck pasta for real aren't there

;___;

semolinum-sexuals

i can see you've never worked in a kitchen before, Que

i've actually worked in a pasta restaurant before, never saw cooks fucking pasta. they used to throw 5 gallon buckets at me though

ahem credit where it's due mr hi dere?

well, they don't let you bone the pasta on your first day, dude! you have to earn their trust.

Pastagina: The Safe For Work Gina

al vagente

i was the dishwasher, maybe they didn't trust dishdogs to fuck pasta

Most classy bowls of pasta want you to buy them some expensive sauces and stuff first.

It's true, this is get bent's pastagina.

oh no that doesn't sound right at all

Menstrunara sauce.

dude, would you eat at a fancy restaurant where they let the dishwasher have sex with the food? have some standards!

Most classy bowls of pasta want you to buy them some expensive sauces and stuff first.

Stuff first, sauce later surely, no?

ala Puttanesca = you gotta pay cash up front

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info @ pastagina.com

Is this what it would feel like to find The Holy Grail???

http://www.yelp.com/biz/pastagina-los-angeles

^^^^^ awesomeness lies here

pastagina denteta

Good for Kids: Yes

Ok, the name got me there. I'll admit, I like to eat pussy.

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Jay M.

Los Angeles, CA
3 star rating10/23/2007 $6 for a pasta that is made to order in 5 minutes ain't bad when you're pressed for time and money. all things considered, the quality wasn't bad. but i needed two orders just to be satisfied.

vagina.

Ok, the name got me there. I'll admit, I like to eat pussy. But I rather eat Paris' than eat here. The food is the pits. Not even food really. It's future food. When we run out of natural resources and are forced to live on Mars. When we no longer can cultivate crops, or breed livestock and have to depend on computers to replicate 'food products' for our nourishment. Do not compute! Danger Will Robinson! My advice.Never-eat-here, it makes Chef Boyardee seem like a professional.

I'm giving 'gina three stars for cleanliness, convenience, and price.

Hahaha

it seems as if the yelpers are recommending pastagina's clam sauce

http://www.pastagina.com/pasta.jpghttp://www.thefineartcompany.co.uk/floral/georgia-o

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"al dente"

I just hummed myself a little ditty as I got myself a drink of elderflower cordial (I guess Lex employs a Philippino or a Northern Labourer to make him cordial drinks), it went "I'm gonna have some el-der-flow-er / I'm gonna have it in-a-cup". Thanks to this thread my brane is now singing "I'm gonna have some past-a-gin-a / I'm gonna have it in-a-cup".

Thanks.

2 pastas 1 cup

there's an art store around here called CREATIFART

wait there are probably people who fuck pasta for real aren't there

Don't order the cannelloni...

There's an Aboriginal art store near me called 'The Creative Native'

As an ilx meme I predict pastagina has more legs than I'm white btw.

I don't wanna sound prejudiced or anything, but I like this place better -- the people at Pastarectum just weren't my kind of people, if you know what I mean.

special today: extra marinara

centipedes? in my pastagina?

there was also a place here called HOTDOGGERIA

^^eww

i briefly dated a girl whose crotch smelled like freshly cooked spaghetti

that's called a yeast infection

^^^ tell the ladies how it is, yo.

free bread 'sticks'

free "tossed salad"

I bet the cleaning staff is a buncha douchebags.

free extra sauce one week every month

All I can think of now is that terrible summer-camp joke "don't let your meat loaf."

Don't let your past gina!

heeYOCK!

PAAAAAASTAGINA,
WHY WON'T YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES?

alt: you're breaking my heart, you're shaking my confidence daily

After a little online research, it turns out this place is a wholly owned subsidiary of Spaghetti Whorehouse.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE VAGINA THE WORD

mystery solved

Laugh if you will, but I hear they put out a great spread.

Not as funny as Hoofdpagina

The "Main page" on the Dutch version of Wikipedia.

So I ended up eating at the Pastagina in the Beverly Center (cheap movies + air conditioning). Not as good as the Yelp Cult says, but above average for food court grub.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fastfood23-2008jul23,0,6631786.story

Perry said that after speaking with restaurant lobbyists, she amended her proposal to allow for "fast-food casual" restaurants, such as Subway or Pastagina, that do not have heat lamps or drive-through windows and that prepare fresh food to order.

RIP Pastagina Los Angeles

You killed it.

it's realy sad, it was a Pastagina

i thought this place closed years ago tbh

did they serve panenis?