I'm tempted, but the fact it's owned by Dorsey is pretty lol
― rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:37 (one year ago) link
though if he pre-permabanned elon I'd be begging for an invite
― rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:38 (one year ago) link
social media is over... and that's fine
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 28 April 2023 12:43 (one year ago) link
it's for bots now: https://chirper.ai/
― rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:45 (one year ago) link
the world needs a twitter being able to tell centrist pundits that there are worms in their brains is an innovation that cannot be rolled back
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:46 (one year ago) link
I remember a parody site from the early days of social media called "isolatr" where you couldn't add friends or see anyone else's profile
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 28 April 2023 13:01 (one year ago) link
I'm tempted, but the fact it's owned by Dorsey is pretty lol― rob, Friday, April 28, 2023 8:37 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― rob, Friday, April 28, 2023 8:37 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
he's on the board but i don't think he owns more than a small stake, and unless things have changed for him he never does anything or picks up the phone or attends board meetings ever.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 16:49 (one year ago) link
ah, I had a feeling "owned" wasn't quite right
― rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
I'm going to need at least 15% Dorsey involvement before I join a new social media platform
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 28 April 2023 17:44 (one year ago) link
i like having jack in the mix forrest gump of the internet
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link
the shauncey gardner of web 5.0
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 17:56 (one year ago) link
*chauncey
lol yeah good work if you can get it
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link
uh oh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fu2DaSvaQAEAyj6?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 01:25 (one year ago) link
twitter where elon is the main character: pathetic
new twitter: also pathetic somehow
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 29 April 2023 02:04 (one year ago) link
He’s being very candid!
You can see his skeets (or anyone’s) without an account
https://blue.amazingca.dev/?username=jack.bsky.social
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:10 (one year ago) link
…skeets?
― flopson, Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:13 (one year ago) link
if there's 2 Twitters then theres 0 Twitters. especially since you know Big Bay Elon is gonna be like "ohhh you can't link over there, it's against our teeeerrrms". so I say its good!!! let em fight!!!
― frogbs, Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:18 (one year ago) link
xpost sky + tweet = skeet
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:36 (one year ago) link
Yeah, but ....skeets?
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 04:18 (one year ago) link
when a tweet and a bluesky love each other very much, but the tweet has stamina issues
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 04:47 (one year ago) link
skeets somehow worse than toots
― Roz, Saturday, 29 April 2023 05:00 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure my relationship with Twitter now is like my relationship with EVE Online. The perverse insanity is hilarious and awesomely entertaining but in no way am I participating.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 29 April 2023 06:18 (one year ago) link
the new york times called them skeets, it's over pic.twitter.com/WmxgZ4LKWw— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 28, 2023
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 29 April 2023 08:58 (one year ago) link
Crunk revival begins
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:20 (one year ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 bookmarkflaglink
People who have it all figured out etc.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link
Bleets.
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:39 (one year ago) link
Bleets by dril
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:47 (one year ago) link
from the window to the wall aw tweet tweet
― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:49 (one year ago) link
...because it's only a matter of time before some politician makes the news for reskeeting a groyper...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:55 (one year ago) link
is there a problem with clay pigeons? i think that is a wonderful portmanteu. /yourgrandma
― Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Saturday, 29 April 2023 14:10 (one year ago) link
or portmanteau
― Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Saturday, 29 April 2023 14:11 (one year ago) link
hearing theyre calling threads ropes now
― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link
1,000 skeets and you win a pearl necklace.
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 April 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link
skats
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 29 April 2023 16:43 (one year ago) link
perfect metaphor if you think about it little drops of waste everywhere
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 29 April 2023 16:44 (one year ago) link
...that's why I like "bleets"... it's snappier than "ineffectual mewlings"...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 16:59 (one year ago) link
hearing theyre calling threads ropes now― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 10:56 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 10:56 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
lmao
― flopson, Saturday, 29 April 2023 18:44 (one year ago) link
wmho
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link
predict elon will get a bluesky account and try to be a fun easy breezy guy on there and every one will harsh on him and he will leave
― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-10/10/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-23098-1507655368-1.gif
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 29 April 2023 20:08 (one year ago) link
It’s really annoying that I have to read about another Twitter on Twitter
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 April 2023 21:54 (one year ago) link
Just mute "skeet*"
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 29 April 2023 21:55 (one year ago) link
my feed would be empty
― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 29 April 2023 22:01 (one year ago) link
The way cinema was meant to be viewed: on a platform too understaffed to quickly remove content that violates intellectual property laws. https://t.co/F6hMIR9tUe— Travis View (@travis_view) April 30, 2023
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 April 2023 05:08 (one year ago) link
fire all the mods, what could go wrong?
― formerly abanana (dat), Sunday, 30 April 2023 05:19 (one year ago) link
Not The Super Mario Bros Movie 1/2 pic.twitter.com/nb2AtRKUm4— Twilight Sparkle (@OMGitssAshley) April 28, 2023
― formerly abanana (dat), Sunday, 30 April 2023 05:22 (one year ago) link
it’s from a verified account so it has to be legit
― k3vin k., Sunday, 30 April 2023 05:37 (one year ago) link
Maybe James Cameron can win Twitter in a lawsuit
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 30 April 2023 05:49 (one year ago) link
I watched the entire Mario movie from those tweets this morning lol
― mh, Monday, 1 May 2023 01:25 (one year ago) link