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yeah write to me, i'm bored.
IM me even, i'm on the computer right now. (well duh obv.)

― duane, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yahoo IM : duane_zarakov

― same, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oh wait, i've got a real question : any tips on getting a cat to settle in to a new house? how about that butter-on-the-paws thing, does that work?

― same, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah? well how? or why? can you explain it?

― same, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

it's a real problem cat too. real "sensitive". i.e. fuckin dumm...man o boy cats are dumm!

― same, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

she's hiding under the house...been there for 2 whole days + nights...won't even come out to eat. she's scared of the other cats, she's scared of the dog, she's scared of me.

― duane, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

stop playing the dead c

― mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

expressah weigh 2 ur SKULLAH, mark sinkah!

― nathalie, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm not playing the Dead C., I'm playing the Grateful Dead.

― duane, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and i'm phoning the animal rights ppl right now

― mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

duane, download aol instant messenger and then you can have cybersex with anthony!

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Is Jess pimping for Anthony now? What's his 'cut'?

― Andrew L, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

um, hi duane *ignoring all the icky cat stuff* yeah i'm bored too, but at least i have a supply of cheap white wine, Xfm and the Internet while i'm waiting for my boyfriend to finish work. dunno what this IM thing is but whatever - HELLO! hope you stop being bored soon! i suggest you get hold of some cheap white wine. it's grate *hic*

― katie, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

with the devalued canadian dollar*, i may as well be doing it gratis.

(nb: i may be talking out of my ass here.)

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

cheap white wine? hell it's 9 in the a.m.! i could only drink cheap RED wine at such an hour.

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah & I will download AOL IM but i'm not gonna bother til i got my new computer (soon yay!) - downloading more stuff onto this piece-o- crap would make it even slower than it already is. i don't think i have the right kind of imagination for this "cybersex" thing tho.

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

cheap red? why didn't you say so? i'll take the first delayed ferry sailing down there!

the butter-on-the-paws thing works on the premise that cats will only clean themselves if they're comfortable/not threatened ['cause it leaves them vulnerable to attack]. so the butter sorta...induces them to wash earlier. doesn't necessarily make the cat feel any more settled - that's an old wives' tale.

just make sure he has plenty of drinking water under there, try to restrain the dog to another part of the house, and don't subject its hypersensitive wee ears to frightful hippy jams!

― petra jane, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

useful conversation starters for you, duane:

"what are you wearing?"

"really? i'm a hottt 17 year old cheerleader too"

"grunt...shit, got a tissue?"

― petra jane, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

thanks. but i meant i don't have the kind of imagination that would make that stuff interesting. you know, to me.

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oh unless you mean thats what i shd say to the cat.

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

uh, yeah, that too.

― petra jane, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey d - i'm on my new computer now - it's working. i feel like shit, basically. write to me. hey remember that thing in that Mark Leyner book where that guy survived execution and woke up and said 'i feel shitty'? Is that what an 'optimist' is? i feel like only writing dumm stuff on the computer

― maryann, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

man my computer has so many annoying dialogue boxes that pop up all the time. i've seen about seven. but it's fast and the keyboard feels nice.

― maryann, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ok i've been on the computer for about 5 minutes and i've run out of things to do. this is my new computer that i only bought yesterday, and didn't use til today. there must be something to do.

maybe i will look up a brady bunch website.

― maryann, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hi it's me. check yr mail.

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm reading 'How to be popular" by Marcia Brady. Is it really true that guys prefer that your eyes never wander away from their face?

― maryann, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

check the wiring

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

how would i know?

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Why did you say 'check the wiring'?

I think I'm going to go to Prindle

― maryann, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

it was just a association i made from "check yr mail", it is a quote from...ummm some thing

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm gonna go have lunch @ the japs...i'll try & hook up w/ you after that somehow.

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

marcia brady is WAY off. that would be creepy

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

maryann takes all her self-help advice from creepy creeps.

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

marcia brady is dan brady's mom

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

probably

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i don't think thats true. i have seen his mum. dan brady is really jan brady. you ever wondered why he looks so girly?

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

even with that dumm beard

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yup. its fake. pull it and see.

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

YOU pull it

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh grow up, kids. I'll pull it.

― Graham, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

make me.

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i caned that guys ass in music. literally.

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what guy?

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what ass?

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

thats for me to know and for you to not find out.

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

can you get IM on the uni computers?

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

look this is just beyond the pale.
PLEASE, no comparing or associating dan brady with my lovely jan.
(the jan in the brady bunch movies, with braces, is MINE...i'm only willing to share her with george glass).

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm boreder than duane.

― di, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

What are you mad people doing down there? You freaks, you oddballs. This is the type of thing I'm going to have to get used to when I visit, isn't it!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

down here...we have our feet where other people have their head, you know.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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are you still bored? has donna's cat emerged from under the house?

― di, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

(a)yes (b)don't know cause i aint bin home (c)no

― , Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oops i mean in this order sorry (a)havent done (b)yes still bored (c) cat - don't know, better go look

― , Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wish the bad mammas pappas daughter freaks and geeks girl was the leader of the dunedin ile gang she would never be bored though i suspect she grew up and turned into jennifer RTX. We have enough geeks in this town. I should know.

― ducklingmonster, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah just who is "the leader of the dunedin ile gang"?

― , Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

george?

― mark s, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

he lives in chch. we could adopt him tho.

― expired, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

far to stroppy for leaders and I for one will certainly not be following anybody from chch

― ducklingmonster, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm worried abt that darn cat!

― Andrew L, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah she's still under the house! i dunno, she'll be OK, we give her food & stuff. but yeah someone actually paid $$$ to me to look after her, i'm not doing a very good job.

― , Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey does anyone wanna go to that CROSSROADS flick w/ me? i need a date, i can't go to somethin like that on my own.

― , Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wish the bad mammas pappas daughter freaks and geeks girl

yeaH THAT's who i meant that's lindsay isn't it? i want to pash her in the closet. and make her do my maths homework. i think that freeks an geeks chick who was born ambiguously sexed or intersexed or whatever and played the tuba or something did it for me too. I'm fussier than I sound! (as if anyone cares! except maybe di, ya sleazomama!)
god do you mean jennifer rtx yeah blech oh no does that mean you weren't talking abt lindsay...maybe you meant that stoner girl right. (EUREKA! duh! etc!)

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

TUBA GURL!

― , Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm for real about wanting to go to that britney flick, c'mon someone fly in to dunedin at great personal expense so's to go to it with me, it'd be choice fun!

― expired, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I want to, but my sorority (Alpha U Betcha) won't like it if I go with anyone else.

― rainy, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey Duane do you know Seth Rees? I was talking to him the other night and mentioned your name (cos he said he was from Dunedin) and he knew (of) you..

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i don't think so but i am bad at remembering ppl's names & also there is probably lotsa peops that i kind of vaguely know in dunedin but i have only lived here a year & i met them before i lived here & havent seen them for ages & stuff. i'd prob'ly remember someone called seth tho, it's a quite a unusual name .

― unknown or illegal user, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

rainy i hate it when ppl shoot me down "politely" goddam it to fuckin hell & shit!

― unknown or illegal user, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

seth is friends with my friend folina. he stayed at her house when 99 came here earlier this year.

hey lindsay is the geeky brown-haired girl innit she? the mammas/pappas daughter girl was blond n badass. i liked her way better. i don't remember the intersex girl. not surprising though, i remember numbers, not people and events.

― di, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

so did you see that movie duane?

― di, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oh rilly? what was her number then?

― unknown or illegal user, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

do ya think i'm telling you? she's MINE, dammit.

― di, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

no i didnt see that movie, i don't even know if it's on in dunedin yet.

― unknown or illegal user, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah it is. hey so has anyone here seen it, shd i bother to go?

― unknown or illegal user, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

wait, the britney movie, duane?

― jess, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah, do you wanna go w/ me?

― unknown or illegal user, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

doesn't matter anyway cuz lindsay and blond badass ran away into the sunset toghther - well to a gratefull dead tour but my version is nicer.

― ducklingmonster, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah that was great duckling (err...except for the grateful dead bit - at the risk of inciting the wrath of duane deadhead faigan).
was it really the last episode or just the last episode before the show got pulled in NZ?

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

re: BRITNEY MOVIE
i would go if:
1. had the assistence of pot, or something to help our
2. i like to sit in the front row. close to centre as poss (often the theatres stupidly have aisles right down the centre where the best fuckin seats would be) 3. ummm...some other reason/coping mechanism. (any ideas or enticements?)

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm not going to the movies with you liz. sitting in the front row could ruin my reputation. ps i'm not a sleaze, but yr a tease. oh umm anyhow duckling whens yr party again?

― di, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

britney movie = "dude, where's my car" + car?

― geeta, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

sitting in the very front row is RIGHT and PROPER. it is the only way. isn't there anyon else in bloody dunedin who UNDERSTANDS this??? i used to go to at least a movie a week the whole ten billion miserable years i lived in auckland, now down here it's a problem 'cause i don't have my beloved movie buddy who understand the front row centre thing, and likes kurt russell, and james woods (okay well everyone likes him right although that vampire movie he was in even he couldn't save it from extreme suckoness) and blah blah blah

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah liz if you come to that flick w/ me we can sit RIGHT THE HELL UP THE FRONT & smoke a J right there in the place, way to stick it 2 tha man!!!

― unknown or illegal deadhead, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

but last time i "smoked a j" [actually = months old leftovers from a completely crappy ass pipe] i got a real sore throat, an then i got sick. so basically you should bake it for me* (good in biscuits or doughey damper type stuff with vanilla...who's hogging all the weed in these parts anyway)

*i am delicate. and smoking is bad for your health.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DON'T DO IT.

it's a truly abominable film. and not in the good way. it has three of the most unlikable personalities ever put to film on screen at the same time. and it doesn't even have very sexy whores in it's videos (c. 2001 kodanshi.)

― jess, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah the whores

― maryann, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

who's hogging all the weed in these parts anyway

MARYANN

― unkownown or illegal user, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what time is rainy's exhibition opening????
is it that all-female one?
and will there be food and or alcohol

― elziabeth anne marjorie, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

uh, all-female - the artists, not the art opening, if that's not obvious

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

liz it's been, i went i think it'd be all over by now. all female - yes it was. (is)

― , Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

are you guys still here? i was wondering cos i'm bored and i got videos and junkfood.

― di, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what videos? what kinda junkfood?

― c., Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

cheers for the toffepops di. we are having a partie on thursdae. its a "kill two birds with one stone" party becuz darling isadora is taking flight and mene is moving nests.

― ducklingmonster, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i got omen, boys don't cry, and er wild things (that one for pure trash value, of course), and i got nachoes and salsa. but i didn't end up watching any of the vids, cos some cute movie about female bonding with lezzo undercurrents was on tele when i got home.

can't wait till the party duckling! rockn! will there be some of yr famous punch? can i bring fairy bread?

― di, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and on thursday the clean are playing

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

duane it's 7pm - email me if you want

― maryann, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

does duane have difficulties with concepts of time and stuff.
i think yeah. & so do i.
p.s. dunediners: do you think i should go see a talk by jane kelsey, in about twenty minutes? i love dunedin today. there was bagpiping in the octagon, there was the auctions, there was dean brown and nice pharmacists and sunshine and a pile of new 2nd hand kid's books. and and and

― eliabeth anne marjorie, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...

ure all whack

― kev, Wednesday, 31 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

put up yr dukes!!

― Ron, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

come here & say that "kev"

― unknown or illegal user, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

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