Strangest thing you found in your mailbox.

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Today I found a wallet. Without any money of course.

― nathalie, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Last year I found a porn magazine.

― nathalie, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nothing weird...I'd like to get weird mail, but I don't. I got free samples of chocolate once, that was cool.

― jel --, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

20 checks for $30

― Ron, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i wanted to put the dead rat that my neighbours put on my doorstep into their mailbox, but then i thought it would be too obvious.

― Queen G, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i recently got a handmade postcard from an artist friend; the back page of a book of sheetmusic folded into an envelope, filled with an enamel brooch, a silver die, magazine clippings, a childrens' survey, toys and a lovely typewritten letter; tapes and a book of Bad Badtz Maru stickers; a mixtape packaged in felt with a Speights Brewery Tour leaflet and an Afro Ken keyring; a book of things to make and do; a plastic fly, diamante, another childrens' storybook, pictures of beards, another mixtape, an oldoldold aerogramme, more typewrittenness and the BESTEST STICKER EVER!

― petra jane, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

rosemarygilbert sent me some excellent ELOISE stickahs but that is not strange tho possibly i am

― mark s, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On the way to work, I noticed a postman with a really badly cut finger...I think he was heading toward the hospital! Letter boxes are dangerous!

― jel --, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mail. Nobody loves me :(

― Chris, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So like, maybe someone got a postman's finger in their mailbox.

― jel --, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tee hee. For some reason that sounds a bit rude. Maybe it's just my dirty mind.

― Emma, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can pencil me in as a card-carrying member of the Dirty Mind Posse, Emma.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yesterday I got $47 from the government and an invitation to go to some model thing. It was flattering until I noticed my both of my names was misspelled (Lindsay Libarnett)and that it was a mass mailing. Of course, if I were to become a model I'd change my last name to Libarnett.

Also, a couple years ago I stuck my hand in a mailbox and I was bitten by a spider. Luckily I didn't die so I can give you all one piece of advice-- check out your box before you stick your hand in. Ha.

― Lindsey B, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once I got a crude drawing of a nude and impossibly endowed Ross Perot with no return address. I think my aunt had sent it to me.

― Samantha, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i want mark s in my mailbox-AH

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No one ever sends me mark s!

― Nicole, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i KEEP GETTING THESE WRITING THAT TELL ME I OWE PEOPLE MONEY. I THINK THEY ARE CALLED BILLS.

― Poops McGee, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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