1000 things to do while playing videogames that rhyme...

1 - Get a back, sack, and crack while playing Rush'N'Attack
2 - Get it on while playing Discs Of Tron

3. be really silly while playing jet-set willy

4. call your friend a whiner while playing manic miner

5. get cramp in your leg while playing chuckie egg

er, you can see which era i'm perpetually stuck in.

6. ignore your wife while playing half life
7. she shouts "tidy this room" but you're playing doom
8. "this place is a sty" but you're stuck in far cry
9. she says she can't take any more, but you carry on with quake 4
10. she files for divorce while you're playing star wars: dark force(s)
11. now you're on your own listening to j-lo while playing halo

12 - you smoke some weed while playing Need For Speed

13. Try to get in her draw's while you're playing Jaws.

14 - Impersonate Ted Turner while playing Afterburner.
15 - Get a fake tan while playing Pac-Man.

16. Group her saris? Oh mother! While I'm playing Super Mario Brothers?

17. wince at a bad pun while playing outrun

18. Wash Imelda's vest of stink while playing Zelda: Quest of Link

19. Keep neckin' while you're whuppin ass at Tekken.

20 - Watch paint dry on a door while playing Spore

21 - Get out of your fucking gourd while playing Warlords.
22 - Sing a song while playing Pong.

23 - Sit on the bog while playing Sonic The Hedgehog.

24
Sorry, mate, you'll have to load your own syringe
I'm busy dodgin' Quotile's swirls in Yars' Revenge

25 - Clean your upper denture while playing Adventure.

26. Point out that this threat title is ambiguous while playing Gradius.

27 - Wash your vest while playing Tempest.

28 - Go on a drink & drugs bender while playing Defender.
29 - Change the spark plugs in your car while playing Sinistar.

(definitely an 80's feel to most of these)

30 - Complain about your neighbour's smell while playing Citadel.

31 - Eat a Kay Ef See feast while playing Altered Beast.

32 get pissed playing myst
33 palpate your haemmorhoids while playing asteroids

see, I held off on a haemorrhoids/Asteroids/Blasteroids/ra-ra-roids rhyme as a matter of good taste...

34 - sit in a puddle of your own pee while playing ET (tbh both are somewhat similar in the sense of wretchedness that they impart)

35 - see how much you can spew while playing Shaq Fu.

36. Call your friends "gay" while playing GTA.

37 - Sort a small bag of twigs while playing Big Rigs (the twigs will take longer)

38 desperately try to hold in your diarrhoea while playing metal gear

39. Roll up some chronic and sit down with Sonic

40 - Trash your playpen while playing Raiden (the SHMUP, not the MK character)

41 - Clean your apartment with a duster while playing Air Buster.

42. have a wank (one-hander) while playing tank commander.

43 - Sit at home alone while playing Battlezone.

44 - Visit a restaurant called Old School Thai while playing Panzer Dragoon Zwei.

45 - wee in an empty bottle of pop while playing Virtua Cop.

(if you have the footpedal to reload, this could actually be done)