Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Interesting!

I was once contracted to edit and publish a history book on women's health for the U.S. government. Unfortunately this happened to be the year 2000. By the time it was to be published in 2001, a new presidential administration (hi, George Bush, hi Tommy Thompson) directed us to cut out content deemed controversial, which meant nothing about birth control, abortion, or (eek) lesbians.

The book shrank by half.

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 13:14 (three months ago) link

I read Lol Tolhurst talking about Hulme in Manchester and found out how bad the place was as residential area. I think I came across it about 10 years after he did and it was squats, artist residence etc. So I had a nostalgic image of it when it sounds like it was hellish for a family to be moved there.

Stevo, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 15:08 (three months ago) link

Just realized chevron (the shape) is related to goat (the animal). Because of the horns.

Cf. Chevre, goat cheese.

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:07 (three months ago) link

Further adventures in pronounciation discovered at a shockingly old age: it's pronounced Laura Nee-ro, not Nye-ro. Hate it when that happens.

fourth world problems (Matt #2), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:09 (three months ago) link

Oh wow

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:30 (three months ago) link

Like gyro

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:34 (three months ago) link

Huh?

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:39 (three months ago) link

my friend orders "jy-roes" in Greek restaurants and it drives me nuts

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:50 (three months ago) link

I do that too. I plead Jersey.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:57 (three months ago) link

The gy in gyro rhymes with I and guy and pie in the UK too.

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:58 (three months ago) link

Just ask for a doner instead.

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:59 (three months ago) link

Are you telling me you also pronounce gyroscope that way because I can't quite believe that?

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 17:00 (three months ago) link

It's supposed to be yee-ros but obviously most places will understand you if you say jy-ros.

Of course there are also sandwiches called heroes.

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 17:02 (three months ago) link

Alba, they come from the same root! Turning or spinning.

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 17:08 (three months ago) link

Exactly

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 17:41 (three months ago) link

And we say them the same

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 17:41 (three months ago) link

my friend orders "jy-roes" in Greek restaurants and it drives me nuts


I confess I thought you meant you pronounced them gee-roes.

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 17:50 (three months ago) link

I pronounce them hong-roes

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 17:56 (three months ago) link

This is the second piece of Hongro wordplay I've seen on ILE this week and I'm here for it.

Alba, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 18:00 (three months ago) link

Gyros is just the Greek word for a doner kebab, the Greeks being loath to give the Turks any credit for anything.

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 18:06 (three months ago) link

I'm sure they felt hard done-r

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 18:13 (three months ago) link

We were at our local Greek restaurant recently and the waitress came by to ask if we needed anything else.

My wife kicked me under the table because she knew I was about to sing WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER YEE-RO

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 18:44 (three months ago) link

OMG Jy-Ros is a capital crime where I come from!

Enjoy Nuoc Mam With Mr. Qualk (I M Losted), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 20:14 (three months ago) link

courtesy of a mistake in my grocery delivery I have just learned that Grey Poupon mustard is not actually grey and is called that because it was invented by 2 blokes called Grey and Poupon

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 20:46 (three months ago) link

Someone once told me that they overheard someone else order 'FAH-ju-TAZZ' in a Mexican restaurant. One of the more impressively hilarious food-based mispronunciations I've ever encountered.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 20:50 (three months ago) link

I worked in a California Mex restaurant, and I got:

"fuh-JAH-tas"
"fuh-JAI-tas"
"faj-tuhs"

but what I rarely got was tipped

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 20:51 (three months ago) link

we could eat yee-ros, just for one day

fetter, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 20:51 (three months ago) link

Not really shocking but I just learned a useful term that was borrowed from the French, jeune premier, which means a young man who plays romantic leads. See also jeune premiere for actresses.

Pictish in the Woods (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:04 (three months ago) link

Although actually the role is what’s young, not necessarily the actor playing it.

Pictish in the Woods (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:17 (three months ago) link

It means an actor who typically plays such roles.

Pictish in the Woods (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:23 (three months ago) link

I recently saw a high school production of "As You Like It" and tried to explain to my elder child how many layers of meaning must have been involved in Shakey times, having a boy play a girl who was pretending to be a boy etc. Etc. My kid was like, "uh, yeah, dad, it's 2024."

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:29 (three months ago) link

My Mexican uncle shook his head at the American pronunciations he had heard. His favorite was "jah-LAP-eh-nos."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:31 (three months ago) link

While I am generally leery of bad anglicizations, we still make Paris rhyme with ferrous, and say Germany instead of Deutschland, etc.

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 01:03 (three months ago) link

wait, herod was jewish? i sorta assumed he was like, a... i guess a gentile roman lackey.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 04:54 (three months ago) link

i did not learn until today that my mom wrote a chapter in the original Our Bodies, Ourselves ??!

this is incredible. and also*

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 05:29 (three months ago) link

i did not learn until today that my mom wrote a chapter in the original Our Bodies, Ourselves ??!

I saw somebody posting about that this week and was impressed! Also condolences, Tracer. She seemed pretty amazing. Saw her at many demonstrations and events over the years.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 06:30 (three months ago) link

Thank you tipsy. I liked reading your piece about her.

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 08:52 (three months ago) link

i did not learn until today that my mom wrote a chapter in the original Our Bodies, Ourselves ??!

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, January 23, 2024 4:19 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This is amazing! I took classes with/was Judy Norsigi@n's assistant for a bit in grad school. Obsessed with OBOS so this is the coolest thing i've heard in a long time! Also, I didn't realize you lost your mom. I'm v sorry to hear.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 11:12 (three months ago) link

Same, really sorry Tracer.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 12:11 (three months ago) link

co-signed, my condolences, Tracer <3

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 14:20 (three months ago) link

Thank you all.

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 15:15 (three months ago) link

friend worked in a cafe with a person who insisted on pronouncing one of the tea offerings as sha-MOM-a-lee. Not jocularly, they insisted everyone else was wrong.

bendy, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 16:49 (three months ago) link

I had not one but two friends, decades apart, that insist the band Sepultura's name is pronounced "Seh-PUHL-tur-uh", even though the word is Portuguese and, similar to Spanish, places the stress on the second-to-last vowel for words that end in "A". I was a bit of a naive lapdog at the time (my 'best friend' was really a bully), so I started calling them that, then got made fun of for saying it wrong.

one of whom chased it by saying "only ignorant white people call them Seh-puhl-TOO-ruh". kinda wish he had been at the last Cavalera brothers show w/ me where Max said Sepultura the right way.

in conclusion Sepultura rules, REFUSE! RESIST!

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 16:58 (three months ago) link

whom = them

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 16:58 (three months ago) link

we still make Paris rhyme with ferrous

say what?

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 17:18 (three months ago) link

pa-ree

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 17:19 (three months ago) link

ferrous cross the Mersey

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 17:22 (three months ago) link

Paris Beuller's Day Off

Vs

Paree Hilton

TS

Wine not? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 17:56 (three months ago) link


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