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wildabboy, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GINGER SPICE LEAVES THE SPICE GIRLS!! ONE, TWO, THREE, OH MY GOD!!

Wil, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GEORGE BUSH WINS THE FLORIDA VOTE! I SMELL SHADINESS!!! WHAT WHAT!

wil, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ARCHDUKE FERDINAND DEAD. WAR ON THE HORIZON.

Pete, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CHRIST IS RISEN! OH NO HE'S GONE AGAIN!

alix, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nearly the year 2000,, what wil it be lik?

mon, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

VIKINGS CAUSE HAVOC IN NORTHERN BRITAIN RAPING AND PILLAGING AND THAT.

katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Loch Ness Monster is a Nazi U-Boat

Ed, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jim robinson out of neighbours

wayne, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHO SHOT JR??

jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HODDLE SIGNS FOR MONACO!

GAZZA IS A LAZIO BOUND!

NAYIM FROM THE HALF WAY LINE! ARSENAL LOSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHITTINGTON IN MAYORAL U-TURN SHOCKER.

Jonnie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Henry VIII gets married! and divorced! and married! and chops 'er 'ead orf! and married! etc etc etc...

katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!

jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SCIENCE NEWS: THEY CALL IT THE WHEEL!

jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SPACETIME COMES INTO EXISTENCE!

RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CONSTRUCTION OF 'THE WORD' DELAYED AGAIN

(Bad joke, as not obvious what I'm on about. grr)

Alan T, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(I still don't think spacetime can really exist as if time is only a concept then how can it be one with space but space doesn't exist because even what we think is empty is full of atomz arrgh)

Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EVE FUCKS UP BIGTIME

Sam, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MEN BLAME ALL THE SINS OF THE WORLD ON WOMEN

katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Space as in yer standard three dimensions not as in empty, Starry. And I'm not sure what you mean about time only being a concept: some form of ordering of events has to exist or we couldn't be communicating right now)

RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

KATIE IS V BAD AT GRAMMAR

katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(seems pretty obv to me Alang)

RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(is there a new theory that space/time never began and has just always sorta been?)

THE WEATHER: FLOOD!

jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Isn't time the fourth dimension? How can there evvah be ORDER in such CHAOS?!!?!)

Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GOD AWARDS ADAM LABOUR AND EVE PAIN. "TYPICAL", SAYS EVE.

Sam, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ABEL IS WEEDY TWAT

Sam, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OUCH! THAT HAS TO HURT! - see page seven for detailed tapestry of the Battle of Hastings.

jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Isn't time the fourth dimension? - Aye)

RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

KING OF SATURN FIRES MARMELADE ROCKETS AT HEAVEN!

mike hanle y, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

English guy finds woman with big ass, brings to England to charge fee to see

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1957000/1957240.s tm

mike hanle y, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BANG!

(or, if you believe the latest theory:
BANG!.........BANG!..........BANG!..........BANG! et cet)

Jeff W, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE!

alix, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oi Lixi turn yr phone on! (Or, did you get my email? Twas to yr hotmail...)

Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that old news? I don't think so. You know I don't have my phone on at uni. I mailed YOU back and YOu haven't replied. So NER.

alix, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have replied!! About 10 mins ago cos cockfarming email is delayed (NB Katie and Emma this also applies to your mails)! Come to the gym!

Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A THRILLING NEW FOOD CONCOCTION IS INVENTED, viz. SOME LUMPS OF MEAT WITH CONDIMENTS BETWEEN TWO SLICES OF BUTTERED BREAD. THIS CHARMING MORSEL FIRST THROWN TOGETHER OVER A GAME OF CARDS BY HIS LORDSHIP, THE EARL OF SANDWICH. A REPORT FOLLOWS BY OUR OWN SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT, LORD JOURNALIST.

DV, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SUN REVOLVES AROUND EARTH

Graham, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

IS ROCK'N'ROLL CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH?

jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THE ONE HUNDRED YEARS WAR HAS BEGUN!

DV, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A THRILLING NEW FASHION ITEM IS INVENTED, viz. A WOOLLEN, KNITTED JACKET. THIS ESSENTIAL ITEM FIRST WORN DURING A GAME OF CROQUET WHEN IT BECAME RATHER CHILLY BY HIS LORDSHIP, THE EARL OF CARDIGAN.

MarkH, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CHURCHILL "LOSING HIS HAIR" SHOCK

Rex, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AL GORE INVENTS THE INTERNET; TIPPER TRIES TO CENSOR IT IMMEDIATELY

The Original Queen G, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HENRY THE EIGHTH BAGS MISSUS THE SIXTH! Ann Boleyn, Katherine Howard unavailable for comment.

robster, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WE ESCAPED FROM THAT BIG NASTY OLD T-REX WHO WANTED TO EAT US UP!!!!! OOOOH LOOK!!!!!! WHAT'S THAT PRETTY FIERY BIG THING IN THE SKY COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US!!!!!

Norman Phay, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

REPTILE WRITES POEM!

mike hanle y, Wednesday, 1 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HELP! GONDWANALAND IS DRIFTING APART!

alievs, Wednesday, 1 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...
that's the way i always did it. but i'm lazy!
-- Tracer Hand ([email protected]), September 4th, 2002.

Just kidding!

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)


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