James Corden should fuck off

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Who?

^ this (didn't want to be the first to ask)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00670/james-corden-spoof-_670527c.jpg

Thread now nsfw.

He's a tosser and yes, he should fuck off.

http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/history_corden_170.jpg

I have no idea who he is. Was he Harold Bishop in Neighbours?

This guy does good work.

still none the wiser.

Was in Hollyoaks, co-wrote "Gavin & Stacey"

also in The History Boys

he funny

he not

he he

he haw

The History Boys is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and this gurning scumbag is very much part of its vile parade.

Really? Hardly an all-time great, but pretty inoffensive really.

He's funny and I very much enjoyed Gavin & Stacy.

History Boys is a nice film but Corden can fuck right off. Anybody who makes me side with the cast of Hollyoaks got bad problem.

Has he done something vile? Was his name on the BNP membership list?

Nah, just the usual mean-spirited dislike of the luvvie culture.

Marcello will be coming onto this thread to tell us we're jealous shortly.

It is not a nice film. It is repulsive.

Why? What have you up your nose against it?

He was on that Lily Allen chat show.

Damn near got her nix off onscreen!

http://jamescordenfansite.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/0331.jpg

More revolting excesses...

i hear peter cook was a bit of a tosser.

seriously though, all the arguments on here against him have been very persuasive.

Call me mean-spirited, but media saturation of any individual is enough to make me dislike them, even if they might have been or still are funny.

Call me mean-spirited, but media saturation of any individual is enough to make me dislike them, even if they might have been or still are funny.

^ mean-spirited

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Saw him on the edition of Buzzcocks which replaced the scheduled Russell Brand one. Didn't make much of an impression on me one way or the other.

Then there was a feature on him in Guardian Weekend in which he seemed a pretty repulsive sort of fellow.

On balance he doesn't annoy me a trillionth as much as Michael fucking McIntyre.

(if we're talking total, unsolicited media saturation)

On balance he doesn't annoy me a trillionth as much as Michael fucking McIntyre.

^^^^^this (though i saw mcintyre do standup a year ago and he gets less repulsive as the set wears on)

so apparently it wwas corden shouting 'bollocks' and 'fuck off' at gervais at the comedy awards?

Thread urgently needs King Boy Pato input.

Macintyre needs to die

my sister was excited about this 'russel kane' fellow, and got me to watch his set on the 'apollo' show. pretty lolsome.

I found his flirting with Germaine Greer on Buzzcocks quite funny. Gavin and Stacey is watchable but a bit too gentle for my tastes.

I fully concur with the Macintyre hate.

so apparently it wwas corden shouting 'bollocks' and 'fuck off' at gervais at the comedy awards?

i recognised his voice pretty much straight away. it did seem stupid to give it to Gervais who has done fuck all this year and his video speech was tired - but G&S was obv going to win an award anyway. the awards show was crap tho, probably poorer for lack of Ross - Deayton, a few early gags aside, fluffed lines and banter a few times and they ran so late they cut to the credits during his final message. also Carrot was really unfunny for someone winning a contribution/achievement award.

Deayton's always been useless.

In what way?

Hullo...
My name's Angus Deayton (long pause)...
And unless I'm reading from an autocue (upwards inflection)...
like this (slight stress on "this")...
I'm about as useful as a bag of spanners (downwards inflection)...

Is the right answer.

What he said. He's famed as a wit without ever having done anything to deserve it.

Spot on precis.
But he also has "a slight smirk" in his repertoire. He's multi-talented.

xp - did I dream it or has Gervais done that exact joke (about winning "real awards") before?

best thing Deayton ever did is that KYTV ad where he trips up little girl after she nutmegs him

Who?

― Pashmina, Friday, 21 November 2008 12:55 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

remember when we could say "who?"

he literally did fuck off and now he's more ubiquitous than ever :(

Read an article recently that said that CBS was considering swapping his timeslot with Colbert's

This is the worst of all possible worlds

I've always like Pierce Brosnan tbh.

http://www.therecord.com/whatson-story/7062642-james-corden-pierce-brosnan-was-rude-to-me-at-u2-concert/

"So me and my wife moved into this area, and literally, I've never felt anything like it, this arm went on here and just pushed me out the way. And I looked at him, and he didn't even glance at me and he just moved back into his area. Maybe he's just a bit f***ing rude."

And maybe YOU SHOULDN'T BE SITTING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

a+

Stewart Lee on James Corden moving to the US:
"Britain's loss is America's loss also."

James Corden blasts fruit at Victoria Beckham's face, can't stop laughing
www.telegraph.co.uk › Culture › TV

Don't be so reductive Stewart, when Corden can't stop laughing - America mostly laughs with him.

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Maybe interesting to compare James Corden and Dom Joly

Last I saw, Dom Joly was doing terrible TV adverts

Ummmmm

Has James Corden fucked off yet? Because he really should.

I meant something about the way the two men, both on the large side, and both sort of having the largeness as part of their schtick; how they use their largeness in different ways, the kind of comedy they do with it? Dom Joly answering his huge phone very loudly, versus Corden being a Lesbian Vampire Killer.

would those be vampire killers who happen to be lesbians or people who kill vampire lesbians or lesbian vampires who are also killers

James Corden should fuck off

huh. glad i missed that.

Robbie Williams (yes, other punchable cnut, I know) also reclaimed "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" for Millennium.

And Fat Les (yes, punchable cnuts, I know) to thread.

Seven years after this post, and 20 years after the release, I think it worth noting for the record that ailsa was thinking of one of Lily Allen's dad's pre-Fat-Les contributions, alongside Joe Strummer, to Black Grape's football single "England's Irie."

he's been reading this thread:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2017/sep/25/peter-rabbit-film-trailer-beatrix-potter-james-corden?CMP=share_btn_fb

Wait he's not kissing Sean Spicer? Eh he should fuck off anyway

I was agnostic on Corden until the one-two punch of the Spicer pic and the Peter Rabbit trailer. Now he can fuck off.

Wait this motherfucker did a shitty rap battle show for celebrities called Drop the Mic? Another move checked off on Fallon's CV

Hey, more grist for the mill.

https://pagesix.com/2018/03/05/inside-the-vanity-fair-oscar-party-2/

“Late Night” host Corden cornered Jeff Bezos, and was heard asking the Amazon founder’s wife, MacKenzie, “So you are the brains in the relationship, then?” Corden later told us of his conversation with billionaire Bezos, “You wouldn’t believe it, but we have a lot in common.”

they are both bad

(not good)

I don't care about the royal wedding but there are relatives downstairs watching it on TV in the living room. I walked through there earlier and caught a few seconds. There was some guy solemnly playing cello. Then the camera cut to James Corden.

My mom has informed me on multiple occasions that she thinks it would be fun to kiw James Cordon

I wonder how I responded. I think it was "heh" every time but can't be sure

t/s: kicking it with james corden vs kicking the shit out of james corden

Brilliant. This is brilliant. pic.twitter.com/8a6TJcRGHy

— James Corden (@JKCorden) April 12, 2019

Well this is... unexpected.

Mods, we need to change the thread title to "James Cordon shouldn't fuck off just yet"

When the room is not read.

Hahaha! I totally approve of Corden getting roasted like that.

relentless lol

awww yeah

I was quite looking forward to that new Danny Boyle film "yesterday" but Corden is all over the trailer and it's really put me off.

I didn't know anything about James Corden until that popbitch sitting next to a baby story made a second and third round. He seems unbearable in general.

Like, i don't know why anyone pays him.

I don't really care what he's like as a person, that Paul McCartney thing was great.

tbh i assume most late night hosts are like this in real life

When the room is not read🕸.

McCartney and Corden together. Awesome.

i am not really a celeb watcher but it looks like a ton of people are sharing personal anecdotes about james corden being a terrible asshole

Dom was right about something, amazing.

Yeah the restaurant owner, mad props for him standing up for his wait staff. The average owner would just let him do as he pleases and tell the staff to suck it up

i'm not sure if the one about how he completely ignores his family (crying newborn child and wife) on the plane was pretty funny. plus i learned that patrick stewart had beef with him. how the fuck do you get on patrick stewart's bad side

sorry, mangled my first sentence there, but i meant that i'm not sure if the story about him on the plane is true or not. it's all just anecdotal, like all the rest. but there sure are a lot of people who have an anecdote about him being bad

Late with this, but since due to the strikes CBS hasn't been able to start production on their intended Corden replacement (a reboot of @midnight), they've gone with...reruns and previously unseen episodes of Byron Allen's Comics Unleashed, a syndicated panel show that ceased production in 2016.

Yeah.

After Midnight (the delayed CBS Corden replacement) has a host and is happening next year

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/01/arts/television/taylor-tomlinson-after-midnight-host-stephen-colbert.html

In a shake-up of the late-night television landscape, the stand-up comic Taylor Tomlinson, 29, will take over the time slot after “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” on CBS. The move makes her not just the only woman in the job on a late-night show on network television now, but also the youngest by two decades.

Tomlinson will serve as host of “After Midnight,” based on “@midnight With Chris Hardwick,” a series that premiered on Comedy Central in 2013 and was canceled four years later. That show, with Hardwick as the host, featured a panel of comics.

Among the executive producers of the new show is Stephen Colbert, who announced the news on his program on Wednesday. Tomlinson will start in 2024.

im just glad this bump wasnt related to his opinions on gaza tbh

Not going there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri1aHO9GYxo

The announcement from last night.

So now just a couple months or so of vintage Comics Unleashed episodes left, and trying to figure out if any of the panelists later died by autoerotic asphyxiation at a Holiday Inn during the middle of a weeklong stand at The Chuckle Hut in Tuscaloosa.

trying to figure out if any of the panelists later died by autoerotic asphyxiation at a Holiday Inn during the middle of a weeklong stand at The Chuckle Hut in Tuscaloosa.

No such luck (yet), but last night they ran one with David Brenner, who died almost 10 years ago.