Funniest word in the world

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Option	Votes
boner	4
boner	4
boner	4
boner	3
boner	1

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

bonertime

― marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://homepage.mac.com/languageismycopilot/gerry/boner_3.gif

― swamp buggy badass (negotiable), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.commandertim.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/boner_2.gif

― swamp buggy badass (negotiable), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

* CHORTLE AT JOKER'S BONER

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

WHY don't more headlines employ the word 'chortle'?

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

just post the whole fuckin thing

http://www.comicbookgirl.com/posts/boner.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 January 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

*chortles*

― Viceroy, Friday, 2 January 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I do love a good boner.

― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (libcrypt), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

dude i had such a wicked bonah i had to pahk the cahh

― marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw 'hard-on' is pretty funny too

― marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 January 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

would love to see that "other famous all-time boners" listicle

― some dude, Friday, 2 January 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.emailvirals.com/data/media/1/boner-ranch.jpg
http://lantz.goldenagecartoons.com/1960s/boner-title.jpg
http://www.nataliedee.net/061106/boner-con-boner-reprise.jpg
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/boner-dollar-500x375.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 January 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Voted "boners," but I think there's an option missing from this poll...

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/2007/10/03/trenpic3.jpg

― Gudrun Brangwen, Friday, 2 January 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

9th grade:

Boner in grocery store
Boner on school bus
Boner while studying for American History final
Boner at a party
Midnight snack boner
Boner while watching
Boner in church
etc etc

― "80s Baby" (Z S), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Boner while watching
Boner in church
etc etc

Uh, that was a typo, not a long story

― "80s Baby" (Z S), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

runner-up: debonnaire

― Aimless, Friday, 2 January 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

bonarze

― warmsherry, Friday, 2 January 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

bonar bazaar

― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (libcrypt), Friday, 2 January 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

~~~*bonar in the buzzom*~~~

― warmsherry, Friday, 2 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

― snorgle snorgle cum here my pretty moooshuuu meow meow meow (libcrypt), Sunday, 4 January 2009 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link

schlong makes me laugh whenever i say it

― miss precious perfect (musically), Sunday, 4 January 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link

boners dias senor

― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 4 January 2009 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/john-boehner-WI-0907-lg.jpg

― aruba (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2009 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Andrew_Bonar_Law_02.jpg/225px-

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 4 January 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

...boner while watching Mad About You, boner while passing out with a head in a toilet, boner while waking up, boner while going to sleep, boner while learning about mathematical functions, boner while making salsa...

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

boners in the morning
boners in the evening
boners at suppertime

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread boner. This pole's results are now in.

― System, Monday, March 2, 2009 6:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― unfit octomom (rent), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

...Goodnight room full of boners
Goodnight boner moon
Good night cow with boner jumping over the boner moon
Goodnight lightswitch that looks like a boner when in the "on" position", flipping to flaccid when "off"
And the red boner balloon
Goodnight bears with boners
Goodnight chairs that activate boners
Goodnight kittens that don't care about boners
And goodnight boners mittens
Goodnight boner clocks
And goodnight boner gloves, aka socks
Goodnight little house boner
And goodnight boner mouse
Goodnight combover boner
And goodnight boner brush
Goodnight nobody...boner
Goodnight boner mush
And goodnight to the old lady who did me the favor of not drawing attention to my boner that dreamlike summer
whispering "hush", boner
Goodnight boner stars
Goodnight air boner
Goodnight boner noises everywhere
--"Goodnight Boner", text by Margret Wise Brown

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/jesus-light-switch.jpg

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Boner wav

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

disregard that. Regard this Boner wav

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

a pig, in a cage, on viagra, with bonaaaarz

― unfit octomom (rent), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link

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