"The Hamptons"

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Anyone watch this thing last night? I must say I was intrigued, but very aggravated the entire time. I'm really glad I have intrest in ever going to the Hamptons, plus if I went I'm not on the Hamptons list as its called so I'd have trouble getting into places. What a bunch of snobs...I seriously wanted to hurt them all. Especially the troll who walked around the entire show peddling his flavored oxygen to women. This simp walked around hitting on everything that moved and doing shots. I swear if you were breathing he would have hit on you...and then did a shot to celebrate his new back hair he grew on the Hamptons.

― Chris, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Long Island is a symphony of death

― mike hanle y, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kopple is really good at editoralzing w/o seeming to editoralize

― anthony, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow Mike, that's right. You should write a song with that title. There is no one left in NYC for the summer, thank god.

― Fake, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

if they are better than the rest of us why do they persist with the hideous accent?

― keith, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Where or what or who the hell is the hamptons?

― Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Imagine Martha Stewart in a slinky black cocktail dress.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Imagine any reality tv show only with rich people and people who want to be rich or people who like rich people.

― Josh, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Noodles, it's the area on Long Island where rich NYC-ers go to "summer."

― nickn, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

O, like in the Great Gatsby? I had this niave impression that Long Island was pretty packed, figured the rich went somewhere warmer, like fucking Hawaii to get a tan on their bum.

― Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Imagine The Great Gatsby only without one of the master prose stylists of the twentieth century.

― Josh, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Imagine Martha Stewart in a slinky black cocktail dress

Imagine Delia Smith in a PVC Catsuit.

― Matt, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then again, don't.

― Matt, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Imagine Martha Stewart in a slinky black cocktail dress.

I think one of the better articles in Spin (nonmusic of course) was about watching Martha Stewart and commenting on how she would look in leather. Second only to their food collumns look on cheap wine. Now I know my Thunderbird from my Ripple.

― Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Imagine Delia Smith in a PVC Catsuit.

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!

― chris, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

hanle y nailed it with his first post.

― geeta, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

eight years pass...

The Hamptons.

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

on the way to Montauk iirc

― amazing disorder (rip van wanko), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link

That's a good way to think about them.

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

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