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Here are the captions suggested in the Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest thread. Which should we select for this week's official ILX entry?
Last week's winners were Roberto Spiralli (10 votes), Hi Dere (4 votes) and EZ Snappin and Dr Superman (tie) (3 votes).
http://i43.tinypic.com/2dhtqu0.jpg
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| "she was a bitch to land today" | 3 |
| "If comfort were a concern I'd take the train." | 2 |
| "I call her Ladybird, because she's my lady." | 2 |
| "No, I said we needed to ADDRESS the drag!" | 1 |
| "It's night and day with the gel pads." | 1 |
| "How was your trip Mr. Blahnik?" | 1 |
| "Yes they're Blahniks. God." | 1 |
| "It makes the wings look great but it's MURDER on the struts." | 1 |
| "it's no good, frank. I tried a bombing run and almost broke my neck." | 1 |
| "Don't worry, it changes into tennis shoes on the way to the hangar." | 0 |
| "French planes always have a problem with drag." | 0 |
| "I hate French planes." | 0 |
| "Sweden? It was MOSTLY uneventful..." | 0 |
| "Lockheed-Martin should never have bought out Easy Spirit." | 0 |
| "I named him Turtle, to remember." | 0 |
| "FLOTUS One is a go" | 0 |
| "I thought I was landing on a runway" | 0 |
| "Would've been here earlier, but there was a sale at Saks." | 0 |
| "I said high WHEELS, goddamnit!" | 0 |
| "I can't use the cobblestone runway today." | 0 |
| "Milk, toilet roll, wrapping paper. Got it." | 0 |
| "I'm going to take off now; we will never speak of this weekend again." | 0 |
| "your...wife?" | 0 |
| "I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?" | 0 |
| "I believe the policy clearly states 'Don't ask'." | 0 |
| "seemed to be something of a problem with drag today" | 0 |
| "Jeez Carl, when you said you enjoyed Transformers I wasn't expecting this" | 0 |
| "Do you have anything in a size 7?" | 0 |
| "honestly, this is not what I expected when you said it was a transatlantic flight" | 0 |
| "Don't ever ask Koslowski to fix your flats." | 0 |
| "and get this - ziggy's complaint is that he wishes he was taller!" | 0 |
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 20 June 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
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