Oh no! You have too large a brood and too impulsive a naming system to come up with sensitive names for your spawn! What are you going to do?!
If you were drunk/high enough to name yer kids after seemingly arbitrary things in your life at a particular time, what would the members your swollen family circle be dubbed? And remember, they don't actually have to be your standard Anglo/Hebrew-derived names, you can throw in whatever nouns/verbs/adjectives you like!
― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link
And next Christmastime, please stop by the homestead and you can meet the youngin's:
iPhone, Pertwee, Smoked, MXR, Anne Arbor, Porter, Solar, and little Nathan Jr.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I've already decided years ago that my child will be called Mustanaamio DJ Slow Alho. "Mustanaamio" is the Finnish name of the comic book character Phantom, literally it means "Blackmask". It's an unisex name, so it doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Jockstrap, Sponge, Turnip, Weasel
― the chicano incarnation of benito juarez (primalfixations), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Moomin, Cup and Scaffold.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Cup is a girl's name.
graham cracker
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Note: you can also use this thread to suggest future names for the ever-expanding Palin clan.
Verizon Palin is but a few short years away!
― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Naturak Palin
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Girl PalinQueef PalinMosey PalinSaab Palin (too foreign)Gumby PalinDoug (Doughnut) Palin
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Lamp PalinBaleen PalinBucket Palin
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link
my first born would def be
Dorito Palin
― ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Lunch Palin
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:11 (fourteen years ago) link
And don't worry about holding back, esp. since she already has a grandkid named after a hockey stick manufacturer
― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Em Palin
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh I think her kids have pretty dope names
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link
oh yeah? TRACK?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess I'd go with Babolat, Donnay and, er...Head.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link
TrundleSpringerSheffieldAlmond
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:29 (fourteen years ago) link
what's wrong with Track???
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Well nothing, if only his middle name had been Mark
― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link
/custos
test tube, microfiber, george foreman, subscription card
― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link
spetsnaz, tuber, juleecruise, balls
― last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:57 (fourteen years ago) link
activia, febreze, zinc oxide
― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link
tooth fairy
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:03 (fourteen years ago) link
breeder, bruiser, juvie
― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link
fruit
― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link
russia
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Styx
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link
wassily
― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Diesel, Columns and Surestart
― My Slow Descent into Assholism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link
database, tuna
― last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link
plaque
http://media.myfoxphilly.com/slideshows/palinhunting/1/imgLg/Palin,%20then%20Sarah%20Heath,%20holding%20the%201980-1981%20Wasilla%20High%20School%20Girl_s%20Cross%20Country%20Running%20championship%20trophy%20in%20Wasilla.jpg
― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link
fab updo palin
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Fanzine (not a bad girl's name actually)MixtapeMarvel Zombie
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link
turf, bard, and transom
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link
(gasp) Palin
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost the new tall, dark, and handsome?
― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
turd, barf, and transom.
― ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Nostradamus El Camino
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Roy, Arby, Hardee, Wendy, and Denny
Magnolia, Frederica, Milton, Dover, and Seaford
Bryan Ferry, Almond, Fellatio, Remote, and Cream.
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
ScreenPenMouseKeyboard
all good names
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Pepper. Salt. Aioli. Vinegar. Mustard. Guacamole. Ranch. Dip. Relish. Pickle. Tartar.
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Accident.
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Auchenshuggle, Remy Martin, Volkswagen, Xbox.
― The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Electabuzz, Squirtle, Charizard, Geodude, Link
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
PreampBackupWikiFisma
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Ilxor
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Nazi
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Deuce
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i hate this woman like you couldn't believe but this thread is a little gross
― goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Mac, Erb, Catan and Battlestar Galactica.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
sugban
― We are not a gossip site like Wikipedia (hmmmm), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
goole otm
I am sincerely and non-defensively interested in why you think this thread is gross. As in, I'm not going to argue with your reasons, I just really want to know for my own personal edification/desire to avoid participating in gross things.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Accident
^^^winner
― Apollo C. Vermouth (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
custos
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Mingetta and Flaps
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I am sincerely and non-defensively interested in why you think this thread is gross.
Me too. I mean, names generally are meaningless to me, so making fun of them seems like fair game.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
For twins:
Nook and CrannyKit and Kaboodle
― Darin, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
When my friend and I found out she had a child named Trig we were really tempted to take a vow to name the first child to come out of one of us Dif EQ (pronounced 'diffy-Q,' natch).
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
me too, actually!
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I knew a Korean family and the kids names were Happy, Apple, Dimple and Fencil.
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I also went to school with girls named Tanqueray Holl0way and Remington Steele Brund4ge. Is this what happens when you're born in a land full of hunters (here, rural Idaho)?
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Funniest real family I know of, incidentally: four brothers called Eddy, Reddy, Freddy and Paul.
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I cannot help but imagine one of those brothers being Indian and slightly confused
― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd have to go with my two favorite names I ran across while teaching in China:
Demon and F-1
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Saturn Gray, Vernon Rise, Comstock Hall and Vivaldi
Remington Steele Brund4ge
^ This is pretty great.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
ZS - are you serious about the "F-1" because I met a kid from Thailand named "D-2" and NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME but it's true! D-2!
Yep. I think it was an attempt at a literal translation of his Chinese name, because I asked him to spell his Chinese name and the second character was "1".
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Traverse Palin
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
x-post a ha! May be similar explanation for D-2 then.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Friend of mine was on holiday in, I think, Florida, it might have been somewhere else in North America because he was also in New York and Toronto during the trip, but I'm fairly sure it was Florida, and he met a man who had named his son Dalton after Patrick Swayze's character in Roadhouse.
― The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Not the unit of measurement? ;_;
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I would bet on Florida for that one too
― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link