― anthony, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Kiwi, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― mike hanle y, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Alex in SF, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Martin Skidmore, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― DavidM, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― mike hanle y, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I love how some people complain that they can't care about the fate of a robot. It's a metaphor stupid - David is no more or less real than any other film character.
As for what it is saying: surely something about how mortality and impossible longing are a crucial part of the human experience? That is, you are never going to feel complete or satisfied until you are dead. The final scenes seem to say something almost unbearably profound to me, yet I cannot put into words exactly what.
― ryan, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nick Southall, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I must have alienated a pretty large proportion of ILX there...
And it's especially aggravating the way people condescend to Spielburg's films. No one seems to be able to watch AI without feeling intellectually superior to its director somehow.
It was generally all right but the first hour was really tremendously bad and if they hadn't had stupid illogical bits it would all have been fixed. But there would've been, uh, no second hour and a half. And no Jude Law.
― Maria, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Justyn Dillingham, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
i find it easier to make sense of the description of john carpenter or wes craven as intellectuals, insofaras it's helpful anywhere evah
― mark s, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I'm happy to agree that Wes Craven and John Carpenter are intellectuals (ie not good with actors), but in that case 'Jaws' and 'Jurassic Park' are also very intellectual films.
Martin S - fair enough that you don't like '2001', you old punker, but as a purely 'sensual' experience it is far superior to anything on offer in the crappy Kirby comic, which must surely rate as one of the King's biggest creative misfires evah.
― Andrew L, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
And I never expected to have to defend Jack Kirby against you, of all people, Andrew. His 2001 series obviously entirely lacks the coolly attractive surface of the movie, but every panel has more fascinating meaning and excitement than the whole film, which is not saying much admittedly because it is a dull film with about a thousandth the worthwhile meaning that it imagines it has. I don't mind meaningless bollocks, but this is pretentious meaningless bollocks.
As for overrated, I don't need an objective standard to say that, I need only the opinion that the general critical consensus regards it more highly than it deserves.
― Martin Skidmore, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
At a TV season preview in Los Angeles last summer, I escaped a boring network party full of pandering actors and publicists and holed up in a corner with one of my favorite people, a pretty important network publicist who is a secret literature, philosophy and semiotics buff. He hates almost every acclaimed American movie of the last 20 years, but he loved "AI," loved everything about it in fact, particularly the last act (or the last movement, as he calls it). He actually got a bit choked up describing it and interpreting it... He thought it was a tremendously depressing ending, piercing in its darkness, because the boy got his wish (to have his mother back) but got not his mother, but a facsimile; as he interpreted it, humankind was re-created by the intelligent machines, a whole species/civiilzation raised from the dead by a God force (a Spielberg motif), but in a severely limited form, as all the information came from the mind of this eternal manchild robot. According to this "AI" fan, David didn't get his mother back, he got his own severely circumscribed notion of his mother, a child's sketch of a mother. My friend concluded, "When I read all those reviews and heard all my friends complaining that it was a saccharine ending, I wanted to quit my job and go live on the desert island someplace, because it just confirmed for me that 99 percent of the human race is totally idiotic. That's not a happy ending. That's the saddest fucking ending in the history of endings."
http://mattzollerseitz.blogspot.com/2006/02/stain-on-mind_113955479003282498.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)
― amateurist0, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)
― Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)
― Dan (Completely Uninvolving Tripe) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)
ha it's funny how tentative i was here. i would def argue that it is a masterpiece now!
― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)
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― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)
haha! obviously, I can't agree with you but I think this about so many other movies, it seems like a fair comment.
― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)
Like the ending referred to above. I think it takes some work, and giving Spielberg and/or his writer a great deal more credit than he deserves (based on previous work) to make the ending into something horrifying and sad.
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)
― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)
it just fits too well with the explicit subject matter of the film for me to dismiss it though.
― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)
Same for me with the Munich massacre-fuck.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:48 (twenty years ago)
Yeah, I think I do.
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)
part of a Best of the Decade series:
http://alsolikelife.com/shooting/2009/08/best-of-the-decade-derby-a-i-liveblog-with-keith-uhlich-and-michael-joshua-rowin/
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 14:03 (sixteen years ago)
Interesting link and it's made me want to watch the film again - thanks.
― Bill A, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 08:26 (sixteen years ago)
Guys do you know why AI is great? Because Jude Law is a sex robot in it.
http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/ai_450x312.jpg
― god bless this -ation (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
Lover Robots
― god bless this -ation (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
This most recent thread revival keeps making me think it's about a poster named Al.
― kill puppies when the kicking stops (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
We love you, Al! Don't give up! There will be a fap in Duluth where we can meet up.
A sort of film/idea/image checklist/analysis:
http://www.offscreen.com/index.php/pages/essays/artificial_intelligence/
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 June 2012 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
Once she says the seven words that will ‘imprint’ young David (Haley Joel Osmont) into being Monica’s long lost love child, the cast has been dyed.
Why are people such terrible, terrible writers now? It would be one thing if this was a pun or something, but yeesh.
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Monday, 4 June 2012 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
On the editor as much as anyone. Many online essays are written at 1 or 6 a.m. (trust me).
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 June 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
I blame the laziness of spell check vs. copy editing. Many pieces are indeed spell checked, but not copy edited, for myriad reasons, and spellcheck can't catch contextual mistakes, from errors as silly as the aforementioned to countless misuses of apostrophes. Or should I say apostrophe's?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 June 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
But wow, do I still love this movie. Still so misunderstood.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 June 2012 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
(In general)
Agreed. And the more I watch it the more I think it's top 5 all-time Spielberg material.
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Monday, 4 June 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)
I feel like we are only a few years away from Ai that we can interact with in a scary way that makes us realize that we are nto so different from complex robots ourselves.
It will be humbling.
Will sex workers of the future be all AI?
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:20 (nine years ago)
fun
https://visual-recognition-demo.mybluemix.net/
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:19 (nine years ago)
we are nto so different from complex robots ourselves
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2236/2203715732_29f983424b_b.jpg
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:21 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/GsRcWUf.jpg
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:52 (nine years ago)
i'll bet some ppl on ilx have some deep knowledge about this. what's the word? we worried about roko's basilisk? is the threat overblown? i heard elon musk talk about this, and while he is a dork, i found some things kind of frightening. that A.I. program that can beat any human at any game if you just tell it the rules.
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:57 (seven years ago)
i for one can't wait to have my skull crushed under the heel of a seven-foot-tall gleaming metal endoskeleton
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:06 (seven years ago)
how do we know this isn't a robot who hacked treezy's pw and is fishing for our thoughts on AI, so he can use this information against us?
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:54 (seven years ago)
treezybot, pls crush my skull under the heel of your seven-foot-tall gleaming metal endoskeleton
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:56 (seven years ago)
Don't listen to him TreeshAIp, BG is just saying that because he wants a glass eye
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:57 (seven years ago)
ahem, animal fat eye, pls
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:58 (seven years ago)
wait no not a glass eye but an... ARTIFICIAL 'I'.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CYfjFb7WjGQ/hqdefault.jpg
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:59 (seven years ago)
xp ah yeah nbd then
that A.I. program that can beat any human at any game if you just tell it the rules.
Computer scientists, mathematicians, and philosophers use the concept of complexity to describe the difficulty in finding an method to
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:00 (seven years ago)
Finding an efficient method to solve some particular problem. You can consider this from the perspective of games, checkers is much simpler than chess, chess is much simpler than go, go is much simpler than Overwatch. Current learning methods can generally win at checkers, chess, and go, but we’re frankly, decades away from success in games like Overwatch.
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:03 (seven years ago)
I should add that most state of the art methods are unplanned. They discover rules on their own learning by constraints (increasing a score, for example).
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:04 (seven years ago)
I wrote that while pooping fyi.
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:10 (seven years ago)
Go is simpler than Overwatch? In what sense? The fact that patterns of behavior and countermoves are harder to identify?
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:51 (seven years ago)
Also the computer beats ordinary players in games like that all the time. Like sports games—it’s not merely running a script in those cases.
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:52 (seven years ago)
one other important distinction between go and overwatch: i've never jacked off to go fanfiction but i frequently actually you know what never mind
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:53 (seven years ago)
can't believe treesh breached this forbidden subject.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:57 (seven years ago)
dude acquires a couple epsilons and starts asking about machine precision. Sus.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)
treeship's basilisk
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)
AI will become more capable than it is at present. But AI will remain an adjunct to human intelligence and human agency for quite a long time. If I were you, treesh, I'd worry much more about the same old human capacity for greed, cruelty and abuse of power, as abetted by AI, than about AI's ascendancy over humans.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:31 (seven years ago)
I have a quasi-mystical, maybe heideggerian belief that consciousness and intelligence are wholly separate things and computers don’t “experience” anything the way living things do. There is no presence there. So I don’t believe the machines will have an agenda of their own. But I think they still might fuck stuff up.
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)
I could see an algorithm going awry and screwing up the financial system or something; and the program programmed itself so no one knows how to fix it. Somethinf like that.
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara)
ah shit now i'm depressed thinking about the probable existence of "hikaru no go" hentai
― dub pilates (rushomancy), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)
incidentally i find roko's basilisk to be an utterly hilarious example of just how shitty humans are at thinking logically
― dub pilates (rushomancy), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)
Yeah i wasn’t serious about that specific danger. Sometimes I forget that online I don’t have my trusty slide whistle to let people know when I’m being ironic.
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:11 (seven years ago)
decades away from success in games like OverwatchNo way. I mean self-driving cars are getting reasonable - turn up the speed, add guns - can it be that hard?
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)
cuz the computer cheats - video games are not necessarily a great example.
last I heard AI was getting really good at Heads Up No Limit Texas Hold 'em, though apparently if you're playing 3-way it's not as good. that to me is a bit more interesting.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)
I have a quasi-mystical, maybe heideggerian belief that consciousness and intelligence are wholly separate things and computers don’t “experience” anything the way living things do.
My really uninformed sense is that there is often a presumption that if you build up enough complexity in terms of computation/intelligence then consciousness might emerge. This seems backwards to me, since if you build up from intelligence towards consciousness then you've more or less already ensured that the AI will always be more complex than (or at best equally complex as) the environment it's reacting to. You've predetermined what does and does not count as information. Consciousness (in that Heideggerian sense) exists "prior" to that distinction (or doesn't draw it). So what you'd need, by contrast, is an AI with an ability to adapt to (and reduce the complexity of) an outside environment more complex than it is.
― ryan, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:26 (seven years ago)
In other words, AI would need to be capable of what Gotthard Gunther calls a logic of reflection (in which the information/not-information distinction can be suspended).
― ryan, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)
High-frequency trading and the 440 million dollar mistake
"There was some problem with the program," says Felix Salmon, finance blogger for Reuters in New York."We don't know exactly what. They switched it on and immediately they started losing literally $10 million a minute. It looks like they were buying high and selling low many, many times per second, and losing 10 or 15 dollars each time. And this went on for 45 minutes. At the end of it all they wound up having lost $440 million."
"We don't know exactly what. They switched it on and immediately they started losing literally $10 million a minute. It looks like they were buying high and selling low many, many times per second, and losing 10 or 15 dollars each time. And this went on for 45 minutes. At the end of it all they wound up having lost $440 million."
― 1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)
lol someone screwed up an if statement
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:30 (seven years ago)
if AI were REALLY smart it would have used two of itself to invent how to crash the stock market, and then used three of itself to be able to do it with plausible deniability
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)
ryan, reducing the complexity of input data by using a limited (although, yes, often still quite high) number of parameters to internally represent and "think" about a problem is already a very integral part of how the approaches that people these days call "AI" work.
― Dan I., Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)
It's the whole von Neumann "With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk" thing...
― Dan I., Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)
This is relevant to today's discussion: https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/16/17985168/deep-learning-revolution-terrence-sejnowski-artificial-intelligence-technology
― DJI, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)
Right, I’ve heard about this in the context of these networks creating fake videos. They really generate new things that seem realistic, right?They are, in a sense, generating internal activity. This turns out to be the way the brain works. You can look out and see something and then you can close your eyes and you can begin to imagine things that aren’t out there. You have a visual imagery, you have ideas that come to you when things are quiet. That’s because your brain is generative. And now this new class of networks can generate new patterns that never existed. So you can give it, for example, hundreds of images of cars and it would create an internal structure which can generate new images of cars that have never existed and they all look totally like cars.
They are, in a sense, generating internal activity. This turns out to be the way the brain works. You can look out and see something and then you can close your eyes and you can begin to imagine things that aren’t out there. You have a visual imagery, you have ideas that come to you when things are quiet. That’s because your brain is generative. And now this new class of networks can generate new patterns that never existed. So you can give it, for example, hundreds of images of cars and it would create an internal structure which can generate new images of cars that have never existed and they all look totally like cars.
accidentally type "\\sars_images" and we've got new strains of deadly virus sars
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)
biocomputing...
pretty wild.
https://finalspark.com/
― scott seward, Tuesday, 12 November 2024 00:34 (one year ago)
the nextest next step...
https://finalspark.com/wp-content/themes/divi-creative-agency/images/organoid-5.png
― scott seward, Tuesday, 12 November 2024 00:35 (one year ago)
if only my new coffee maker had a biocomputer
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Friday, 24 October 2025 20:12 (seven months ago)