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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]

should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

i feel sorry for young ppl

sarahell, Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:37 (one week ago) Permalink

dark side of the moonves

Chesapeake Bae (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 September 2018 14:02 (one week ago) Permalink

very nicely done my friend

flappy bird, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:49 (one week ago) Permalink

ilxor still doesn't support markdown

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:12 (one week ago) Permalink

your mom still doesn't support markdown

sarahell, Monday, 10 September 2018 19:24 (one week ago) Permalink

D:

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:30 (one week ago) Permalink

sex can’t possibly be that interesting

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 00:15 (one week ago) Permalink

It is when you’re having it with yours truly

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 00:27 (one week ago) Permalink

please do kill me, I'm sure a lot of people on this board would be very relieved to hear it

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:16 (one week ago) Permalink

i'm not trying to be dismissive, but i feel like your interpretation of others' reactions is wrong and that most people here probably like you but the "house style" of ilx is just kind of blunt and argumentative

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:22 (one week ago) Permalink

I don't know what there is to interpret about "I want to go on a killing spree"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:25 (one week ago) Permalink

like, how the fuck does one square "most people probably like you" and "I want to kill you"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:25 (one week ago) Permalink

who posted that? sorry i didn't see it

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:27 (one week ago) Permalink

the thing I am objecting to is "these ignorant, arrogant, myopic circle jerks being accepted as any kind of portrait of a/the culture makes me want to go on a birthdate-based killing spree"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:28 (one week ago) Permalink

sounds deranged. anyway, no one would be relieved if any poster was murdered by any other poster.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:29 (one week ago) Permalink

It was me, and that post wasn't about katherine (who I like, but who I really wish would abandon the whipped-puppy act). As I said (in that same post), I'm having a bad month and my opinions should probably be ignored for the foreseeable future.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:30 (one week ago) Permalink

I contributed to the list, so it actually was

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:32 (one week ago) Permalink

if it makes you feel better i can dig out some really mean things unperson has said specifically about me and other posters in the past

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:35 (one week ago) Permalink

I'm sorry

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:41 (one week ago) Permalink

UGH WEATHER!!!

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:41 (one week ago) Permalink

if that was directed at me, that is, I can't tell

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:41 (one week ago) Permalink

UGH WEATHER!!!

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:51 (one week ago) Permalink

I really don't understand what's going on in this thread anymore

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:54 (one week ago) Permalink

TURBINADO SUGAR IS THE COMPLETE PROTEIN!

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 16:02 (one week ago) Permalink

Is this your dogsandwolves impression?

how's life, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 16:27 (one week ago) Permalink

First thought, best thought.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:55 (one week ago) Permalink

you could crash a plane in the street

NAGL usa (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 19:21 (one week ago) Permalink

^ shoulda posted that you coward

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 19:40 (one week ago) Permalink

too soon

for nostalgia

NAGL usa (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 21:14 (one week ago) Permalink

it always used to start with Ives

sarahell, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:10 (one week ago) Permalink

unperson hope your month gets better

dig me out requiem (Ross), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:46 (one week ago) Permalink

"group x"'s fantasy about "group y"'s easy lives and how it makes "group x" entitled to "overtalk" "group y" is ""embarrassing"" on """"internet message board ilx""""

NAGL usa (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 September 2018 20:01 (one week ago) Permalink

everyone suffers whether ones life is good or not

Ross, Thursday, 13 September 2018 20:02 (one week ago) Permalink

I certainly do everything in my power to make that statement true.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 September 2018 20:08 (one week ago) Permalink

It’s true

I suffered today when the cafeteria ran out of my favourite coffee bean for my latte

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 13 September 2018 20:13 (one week ago) Permalink

haha

Ross, Thursday, 13 September 2018 20:14 (one week ago) Permalink

I've heard the theory that that part of the dick is about cleaning out remaining fluids from a previous mating - real alpha male stuff in that case!

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 11:23 (two days ago) Permalink

The President's Anal List

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 11:29 (two days ago) Permalink

Toad of Fawn Hall

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:26 (two days ago) Permalink

now that I realize it's about Portland not Poland it makes more sense

sarahell, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:04 (two days ago) Permalink

never warsaw that coming

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:12 (two days ago) Permalink

it's because he's a coked-up [redacted]

imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:28 (two days ago) Permalink

Killin' your brain with his mottled limp mushroom

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:34 (two days ago) Permalink

Not a nice post imago

Ross, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 21:41 (two days ago) Permalink

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 21:41 (two days ago) Permalink

ppl really can throw a tantrum about almost anything

i mean on this board, as well as in the Grifter's cage

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 11:31 (yesterday) Permalink

how do we go about an intervention here

imago, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:09 (yesterday) Permalink

ey man the wife watches it im just in the room grousing on the net

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:10 (yesterday) Permalink

Yeah I see what you’re doing.

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:14 (yesterday) Permalink


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