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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

based on the user name, i feel like nuking ilm and more like laughing about sexyhorsepics yet again

sarahell, Sunday, 31 December 2017 01:23 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Humor is a way of coping with a world full of sorrow

flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink

^from "Classic or Dud: U2" thread

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:29 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Haha if only

flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:13 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Perhaps he intended it to be understood as short for "without doors", a variant of "outdoors".

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 January 2018 23:10 (two weeks ago) Permalink

start a band called Airplane Bathroom Ashtray

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 18:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink

that's the Godwin's Law of ILM

not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:12 (one week ago) Permalink

would be more interested in your mom's tbh

sarahell, Monday, 8 January 2018 22:18 (one week ago) Permalink

boy yeah PITCHFORK is really dumb these days amirite m8s

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 January 2018 23:11 (one week ago) Permalink

haha! yes

flappy bird, Monday, 8 January 2018 23:37 (one week ago) Permalink

holy shit mother of fucking pearl

kolakube (Ross), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 06:28 (one week ago) Permalink

Damn near fpd you there man

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 13:04 (one week ago) Permalink

can't work out whether for the twee pun or the performative Loi-ism

not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 13:05 (one week ago) Permalink

I think you do but because it's u the stroke was withheld

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 13:10 (one week ago) Permalink

the brown pile: shits

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:19 (one week ago) Permalink

Madness looked so cute and young in videos from 1980

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 23:05 (one week ago) Permalink

go fuck yourself with your sexist metal bullshit

sleeve, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:19 (one week ago) Permalink

wahh

flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:38 (one week ago) Permalink

"psyched lone-ranger"/"cyclone ranger" poll

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 08:16 (one week ago) Permalink

Mama don’t take my Kodakcoin away

by the light of the burning Citroën, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 16:06 (one week ago) Permalink

that's a really interesting conversation bar the usual shtick that isn't worth responding to tbf

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:15 (one week ago) Permalink

so I'd suggest the best policy would be to carry on having interesting thoughts and ignore the heffalump in the room

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:17 (one week ago) Permalink

what now?

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:19 (one week ago) Permalink

just ILM things

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:28 (one week ago) Permalink

used to love heffalumps

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:35 (one week ago) Permalink

that's a really interesting conversation bar the usual shtick that isn't worth responding to tbf

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rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 04:24 (six days ago) Permalink

The Up Defender has logged on

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 11 January 2018 10:35 (six days ago) Permalink

It's excellent to be the guy who says "if you find tosh offensive just don't go to his shows" and also the guy who says "if you laugh at a cartoon you're a nazi"

very stabbable gaius (wins), Friday, 12 January 2018 20:13 (five days ago) Permalink

Prove it
Put up or shut up
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite
Etc

June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Friday, 12 January 2018 21:48 (five days ago) Permalink

I returned a 3-year-old Shark with a defective beater bar to Bed Bath and Beyond the other day without a receipt. And let me tell you as the cashier scowled at me under the glare of those fluorescent lights, that my friends was

how's life, Monday, 15 January 2018 13:27 (two days ago) Permalink

bit harsh to take the piss today

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 17:41 (two days ago) Permalink

mumble mumble mumble

flappy bird, Monday, 15 January 2018 18:14 (two days ago) Permalink

i wonder what's on 'er ipod

sarahell, Monday, 15 January 2018 18:25 (two days ago) Permalink

Best Death Albums - Top Ten List - TheTopTens®

calzino, Monday, 15 January 2018 18:48 (two days ago) Permalink

you know what would be another great one of those?

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 18:53 (two days ago) Permalink

Thread got good

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 15 January 2018 18:58 (two days ago) Permalink

somebody should revive a thread to commemorate this event

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 19:02 (two days ago) Permalink

火車

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Monday, 15 January 2018 21:05 (two days ago) Permalink

yeah but all five of them bought the first VU album

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Monday, 15 January 2018 22:06 (two days ago) Permalink

I'm sure this is a tragic event and all but jfc this band sucked balls.

emil.y, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 00:50 (yesterday) Permalink

Ha

You colllldd

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 00:59 (yesterday) Permalink

harry styles - sign of the times

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 01:21 (yesterday) Permalink

Irish songwriter Hozier, who said he was “shocked and saddened”, and that O’Riordan’s voice “threw into question what a voice could sound like in that context of rock. I’d never heard somebody use their instrument in that way."

It's this type of disingenuous bollox that really is "cold" tbh.

calzino, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 01:23 (yesterday) Permalink

XP otm

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 09:24 (yesterday) Permalink

can't believe what this thread turned into no wait I can totally believe what this thread turned into

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 09:47 (yesterday) Permalink

Should be a sticky at the bottom of each thread at this stage

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 10:17 (yesterday) Permalink

probably the right thread then mate

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 11:41 (yesterday) Permalink

there will be no talk of sticky thread bottoms on ilx you hear

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 17:14 (yesterday) Permalink

there's just way too many vowels in that word, and way too many verbs in the sentence it's included in

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 18:29 (yesterday) Permalink


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