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I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]

should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

aka ilx

add surface noise (Ross), Friday, 25 May 2018 22:30 (four weeks ago) Permalink

singles that were clearly written to not shift units, and failed

Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 May 2018 19:26 (four weeks ago) Permalink

not reposting from 77 is killing me rn

imago, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 19:04 (three weeks ago) Permalink

This is just a thread for
Gutless suckers cmon

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 07:06 (three weeks ago) Permalink

This thread is like telling your hr on a person instead of talking to them directly.

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 07:13 (three weeks ago) Permalink

(IE classic)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

It's way more passive-aggressive than that tbf.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:19 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Hana I’m sorry I beaked off

I love this place

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:49 (three weeks ago) Permalink

character is what counts

imago, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:55 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Character is everything.

Imago you’re my main man

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:56 (three weeks ago) Permalink

You’re crucial

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:56 (three weeks ago) Permalink

My partner is doing a PhD on [ nationality] philosophy, has spent several years there, and is fluent in [ language]; she has comparable stories to tell about certain middle-aged white anglophone male scholars who can end up becoming regarded as authorities on the subject in the West.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 31 May 2018 04:12 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Why isn't he assassinated yet? What's taking so long?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:27 (three weeks ago) Permalink

fuck every fucker on this shit fucking thread to fuckternity

Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 June 2018 11:40 (three weeks ago) Permalink

damn every ne'er-do-well on this poor benighted thread to purgatory

imago, Friday, 1 June 2018 11:46 (three weeks ago) Permalink

from here to fuckternity: the noodle vague story

capybaras are friend shaped (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 June 2018 11:48 (three weeks ago) Permalink

so THIS is where rockism lives on

imago, Sunday, 3 June 2018 22:17 (three weeks ago) Permalink

o but let that not stop you from getting your smug on, you smug fucks

emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 12:45 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Mr Rogers never warned me that pedantic little turds grow up to be ilxors

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:54 (two weeks ago) Permalink

i understand the temptation, but can we please not openly fantasize about the death of the president?

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 10 June 2018 12:50 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Is it OK to openly have Salo-esque fantasies about his family and his cabinet?

nevertheless, he stopped (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 10 June 2018 15:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink

i haven't seen "salo", the only pasolini i've seen is "the gospel according to matthew". openly having "the gospel according to matthew"-esque fantasies about his family and his cabinet is definitely not ok.

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 10 June 2018 16:49 (two weeks ago) Permalink

everything will be ok

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink

this is the most cornball reheated twitter opinion from people who are actually just a few funko pops away from being a normie

http://www.arcadalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/DennisMiller.jpg

Eliza D., Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:33 (one week ago) Permalink

nice

we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:45 (one week ago) Permalink

?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=THR%20Breaking%20News_2018-06-12%2007:00:00_lgoldberg&utm_term=hollywoodreporter_breakingnews

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:20 (one week ago) Permalink

yeah I agree, why bother with stupid facts

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:52 (one week ago) Permalink

irl lol Eliza

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:53 (one week ago) Permalink

What a weird thing to be aggressive about

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:18 (one week ago) Permalink

get out of town, foreigner

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 June 2018 14:14 (one week ago) Permalink

What town is that, Slough?

Three Word Username, Friday, 15 June 2018 14:22 (one week ago) Permalink

wow huge if true

tired culché (darraghmac), Friday, 15 June 2018 22:38 (one week ago) Permalink

The world is now Synanon (look it up, you righteous agoraphobic typer, you).

Three Word Username, Sunday, 17 June 2018 09:26 (one week ago) Permalink

💩

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 June 2018 12:09 (one week ago) Permalink

More non-music by billionaire-class narcissists under the guise of identity politics… à deux this time.

pomenitul, Sunday, 17 June 2018 13:25 (one week ago) Permalink

take the fucking horn out of your mouth and let someone else solo, john

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 17 June 2018 14:11 (one week ago) Permalink

unbearable whiteness of meaning

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 15:08 (one week ago) Permalink

If I wanted to read subtitles for an hour I'd watch something French.

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:14 (one week ago) Permalink

Assuming that’s for me 3 word username

Thanks for the lol buddy.

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Sunday, 17 June 2018 21:47 (one week ago) Permalink

Actually it probably wasn’t. Move along

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Sunday, 17 June 2018 21:49 (one week ago) Permalink

It wasn't! Don't think you even posted on the thread that inspired that grumble.

Three Word Username, Monday, 18 June 2018 06:44 (six days ago) Permalink

because Mr Rogers' condescending voice DID bother me as a kid

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 June 2018 06:50 (six days ago) Permalink

Heh 3 word my user name was similar to synanon hencemtconfusion. All good

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Monday, 18 June 2018 06:58 (six days ago) Permalink

what a band of candy-ass preschoolers

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 June 2018 11:19 (six days ago) Permalink

thought that was for one of the Star Wars threads for a minute

The Savic Detectives (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 June 2018 11:46 (six days ago) Permalink

arm them

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 00:07 (five days ago) Permalink

Christ what kind of spineless wanks have we become

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 07:58 (five days ago) Permalink

Given enough time, I'm sure she's going to catch up on Peterson's influence by shouting into a megaphone and wearing a keffiyeh.
You know, like the hippies did, in what we know today as the Hippie Republic of America.

oder doch?, Thursday, 21 June 2018 18:02 (three days ago) Permalink

As long as it’s big enough to take Vale too.

Tim, Friday, 22 June 2018 18:31 (two days ago) Permalink

Lol

The Savic Detectives (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 18:37 (two days ago) Permalink


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