Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

wait #1 is poo?

makes sense tho

i mean i can only speak for males but the poop inside the wutwutinthe butt stimulates the bladder bc it pushes it so makes you wee esp if u have a "backlog" of goodies so2speak

FP'd you for utter cluelessness

<3

Shite POO

hype. the hype is: it's good, i like it

I cant find the general "what are you into right now" thread so, if you like Leonora Carrington and Leonor Fini you really need to see the paintings of Sofia Bassi.

I enjoy all these bands! But they all have a similar thesis: "Sing white mediocrity but tell it slant"

ok what wd u fuxxorz have recommended instead, sheesh

ilx definitely not in the xmas spirit

bunch of grinches here

its the happiest time of the year fux0rs

Chesstnuuts roasting on an oopenfire

off to my room to think about what I've done

cornel west is a media whore this isn't surprising

what a surprise, you're both anti-semites. i'm drunk rn and really want to eat pancakes

if this is the prevailing standard of ilm lurker then we're doomed

^ ah no fair, names would be good.

Queens of the Stonage

oh wait

The Arcana - best songs from their album TOMORROW IS YESTERDAY

there you go folks

Cheers

Hmmm now what could that be code for

I have zero memory of the blonde guy in S Club 7

there is a kind of irony about him chewing out someone itt for getting something wrong about his industry when he previously got pissy about a (female) poster correcting him about terms he was misusing from her field

always hated him so am cool with this

no referrer, can't tell

media whores vs whores you've voted for

Morrissey supposedly once said about Prince: "If Prince came from Wigan, he would have been slaughtered by now". No, if Prince had come from Wigan, he would have written songs with titles like 'Shag U Bandy'.

Wish I had enough "fuck you" money to cover those posts

I'd stab a fucker in the throat for a Gruyère and chive soufflé this week, really I would

Ara god bless us and save us now

Guess I'll keep off ILM for a while then

i'd've gone with "the same old circular bollocks #39493853" meself

global weirding

good to see ol' Tanook is back in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

BLOVIATION vs ASININE BEHAVIOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1k1GcZRww

why the disclaimer, you already know everything about everything else

the phrase was clearly a corruption of 'cow-eyes' rather than the british slang usage. also cows are quite smart? idk. pick yr battles

^^^obvious what this is in reference to but i don't want to distract the us politics thread which is having a lot of fun today

no idea what either "cow-eyes" or the "british slang usage" are but congrats on picking two things an order of magnitude more obscure than the widely accepted meaning of calling a woman a cow

based on the user name, i feel like nuking ilm and more like laughing about sexyhorsepics yet again

Humor is a way of coping with a world full of sorrow

^from "Classic or Dud: U2" thread

Haha if only

Perhaps he intended it to be understood as short for "without doors", a variant of "outdoors".

start a band called Airplane Bathroom Ashtray

that's the Godwin's Law of ILM

would be more interested in your mom's tbh

boy yeah PITCHFORK is really dumb these days amirite m8s

haha! yes

holy shit mother of fucking pearl

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