Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

It will get there fine on its own

of course, of course - it doesn't need my help!

If you have to be a fucking court jester in the middle of a grim situation, can't you at least be a little funnier?

You act like I want to be this way.

The grass may not be greener on the other side of the fence. But I'm sick of how patchy and weed-ridden it is on this side.

Stop, we're already dead

Now do phrenology!

Greil Marcus sounds dead

He sat next to me at a panel: he breathed, although I had no pocket mirror on me.

gotta respect him for discovering elvis

The old, weird Greil

No, but god why did I want to post and get involved in this stupid nonsense thread, how bored/lonely/self-hating am I? and my teeth are all broken.

i feel sorry for young ppl

dark side of the moonves

very nicely done my friend

ilxor still doesn't support markdown

your mom still doesn't support markdown

D:

sex can’t possibly be that interesting

It is when you’re having it with yours truly

please do kill me, I'm sure a lot of people on this board would be very relieved to hear it

i'm not trying to be dismissive, but i feel like your interpretation of others' reactions is wrong and that most people here probably like you but the "house style" of ilx is just kind of blunt and argumentative

I don't know what there is to interpret about "I want to go on a killing spree"

like, how the fuck does one square "most people probably like you" and "I want to kill you"

who posted that? sorry i didn't see it

the thing I am objecting to is "these ignorant, arrogant, myopic circle jerks being accepted as any kind of portrait of a/the culture makes me want to go on a birthdate-based killing spree"

sounds deranged. anyway, no one would be relieved if any poster was murdered by any other poster.

It was me, and that post wasn't about katherine (who I like, but who I really wish would abandon the whipped-puppy act). As I said (in that same post), I'm having a bad month and my opinions should probably be ignored for the foreseeable future.

I contributed to the list, so it actually was

if it makes you feel better i can dig out some really mean things unperson has said specifically about me and other posters in the past

https://i.giphy.com/media/hc10gBL10d3Ko/source.gif

I'm sorry

UGH WEATHER!!!

if that was directed at me, that is, I can't tell

UGH WEATHER!!!

I really don't understand what's going on in this thread anymore

TURBINADO SUGAR IS THE COMPLETE PROTEIN!

Is this your dogsandwolves impression?

First thought, best thought.

you could crash a plane in the street

^ shoulda posted that you coward

too soon

for nostalgia

it always used to start with Ives

unperson hope your month gets better

"group x"'s fantasy about "group y"'s easy lives and how it makes "group x" entitled to "overtalk" "group y" is ""embarrassing"" on """"internet message board ilx""""

everyone suffers whether ones life is good or not

I certainly do everything in my power to make that statement true.

It’s true

I suffered today when the cafeteria ran out of my favourite coffee bean for my latte

haha

I've heard the theory that that part of the dick is about cleaning out remaining fluids from a previous mating - real alpha male stuff in that case!