why wont matt damon love me

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― anthony, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

now come on anthony, we all know you've never actually asked him to love you have you? if you don't ask you don't get!

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(actually that sounds like incitement to creepy stalker behaviour doesn't it. sorry!)

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you sure you want his love? He is a bit of a minger after all.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

he's in love with Ben Affleck?

― erik, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whatever a MINGER is BEN AFFLECK is clearly MORE of ONE than ANYONE else!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha that is an extreme claim if evah i heard one

― mark s, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay okay yr RIGHT let's just say he is more of a MINGER than MATT DAMON who probably is a MINGER too but does not to be THRASHED quite as BADLY as BEN AFFLECK whose FUCKING SMIRK should be WIPED off his face with SANDPAPER!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade from Big Brother >> Matt Damon >> Ben Affleck
--------increasing amount of minginess----->

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ahem, that should obv be DECREASING amount of minginess

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

blimey Rick, i was gonna say! but the way ALex in SF feels about Ben affleck is EXACTLY the way i feel about T. Maguire.

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

rickyt was korrekt the first time obv => jade is funny and sweet and wiggum-like

― mark s, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham's love for her suddenly makes sense: she is Chief to his Ralph.

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah RICKYT is basically say that AFFLECK is LESS than a BIT of a MINGER (since that's all DAMON was, right) which indicates to me that Ricky may be on CRACK cause even though Damon's cornfed good-looking schtick can get tiresome AFFLECK makes MOVIES with SANDRA BULLOCK and USED to DATE Gwyneth "I have not eaten a meal since I was 6" Paltrow and has THOROUGHLY awful FUCKING hair!!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex in SF, your affleck-related pain is making me giggle. i am sorry!

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and nick dastoor, you should be ashamed of yourself!

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but CLEARLY this is LIFE or DEATH for ME!!! How can you MOCK my PAIN?? Have you no sense of DECENCY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this is funnier still if you recall that alex (like starry) STANDS UP during caps!!

― mark s, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh FINE mock my CHOICE of EXERCISE too while YOU are at IT!!!!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jade is funny and sweet and wiggum-like

yes, yes, but none of these things stop her minging:
http://www.channel4.com/ bigbrother/media/news/26/26_jade_adele_fight_bottom.jpg

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr POSHO Alex is obv going gaga cause of all the WORK he has to DO EY EY EY?

― nathalie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex is a posho?

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha not as POSHO as BEN fucking AFFLECK!!!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

EVIDENCE!

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that is not minging that is a vampire-style face erection as pointed out by jel (= the giles of ile)

― mark s, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but vampire style face erection = minging => jade = a minger (at least when she got erection)

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh alex it is sympathy giggling honestly! i am mentally substituting T Maguire for B affleck and i FEEL YOUR PAIN!

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

B-but Katie, I heart Ralph Wiggum.

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I haf NEVAH heard of SYMPATHY giggling, but I will take yr WORD that you were NOT mocking my PAIN. I feel for YR hatred of TOBEY "I haf the mopiest face in the world" MACGUIRE as well (I haf a straight FACE tho!)

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is your FACE covered in LACE?

― RickyT, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Tobey Maguire is sweet, leave him alone.

― Emma, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nickie used to think I looked like him but I don't. At all. No she thinks the bloke out of the Streets looks like him.

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh emma! puke puke!

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, stop making advances at me THIS MINUTE!

― Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

N. doesn't look anything like him! Neither does Mike Skinner! I cannot remember why I decided he was sweet but last Friday I spent 10 minutes vigorously defending him to 2 women in the toilets at work whilst doing my make up cos they said he was too wimpy to be a superhero (I did explain that Peter Parker was meant to be wimpy but they started bashing on about how fit Val Kilmer was as Batman so I realised I was fighting a losing battle).

― Emma, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

B-but I choo-choo-choose you!

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[that was directed at Graham, not Emma. bizzarely]

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bizarre/bizzare feh

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good. I hate men who cannot spell 'bizarrely' correctly.

― Emma, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus man would you slow down and let the rest of us make our pathetic comments before you?

― Emma, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry. I will be sure to leave my next mistake uncorrected.

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Emma is fantastic in bed.

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is your FACE covered in LACE?"

I am not that POSHO, budd-Y!!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Some might say grebt even. Hahahahahahahahaha.

― Emma, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Look I don't mean to be rude but you guys need to stop talking about how fantastic Emma can wiggle her ass in the sack and go back to pressing topics like how GODDAMN awful BEN "I am going for the date raping frat boy look" AFFLECK is or conversely why MATT "I am so so sorry I was in School Ties now" DAMON is not WIGGLING his ASS in the SACK with ANTHONY. Stay on topic, SEN?

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

See now Anthony had to start a NEW THREAD all because of YOU!!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what's a minger? yes ben is cute I agree...OUCH!

― erik, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Emma, can you tell Nick to stop looking up my figurative skirt? He won't listen to me.

― Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The whole world would be a better place if "Clerks" hadn't been quite as good as it was. We'd have been spared Kevin Smith's awful friends.

― Dan i., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't want him anthony, he looks like a date rapist. I'm not saying he is a date rapist, he just has that kind of dumb frat boy date rapist kinda look going.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

so, gets named Sexiest Man Alive and People runs a cover photo that makes him look like just another hungover junior salesman.

James McAvoy, at #5, ROBBED.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

^^^fuck old ilx it was shit

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

to wit:

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/8c8b3290-2b08-4dc6-8e3e-2cc645fdfe05/071114_damon.jpg?size=l

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

i love anthony easton threads

― sleep, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

yea that's not a very good picture xp

― sleep, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

is that his DUI mug shot?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

looks like he just got hauled up off the drunk-tank floor, fer chrisakes!

ha hah, xpost

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

it is because he plays Jason Bourne guys

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

Don Cheadle must be sick of hanging out with those Officially Sexy guys

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

damon looks like a rugby player. i am surprised at this result. it's not like bourne is a great romantic lead!

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Instead of a haggard mug, why not put him in as tight T-shirt on the cover? He's much more interesting from the neck down.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

if he doesn't take a role at least somewhat-against-type soon then I'll fall out of love with him

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

if i said that about alicia witt, people would get cross. also it wouldn't be true.

xpost

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

Does People do a Sexiest Woman? If they do, there's skin every year, surely?

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

People know their audience, they leave the sexiest woman lists to, well, every other mag (I think Maxim has the highest profile one).

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

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