more than a great pair of knockers.

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What do men/women want? I'm happy if a guy doesn't fart on my leg in the morning, but apparently it's harder to impress a man these days.

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hold on a minute, I'm concentrating on farting.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In addition to a great pair of knockers, many men also like nice breasts.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's funny hearing women say they're not fussy. Claire you sound like a smashing bird.

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

[I am suddenly imagining Aaliyah singing the title of this thread in an early take, deemed too experimental even for Timbaland]

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've always said that the things i look for in a lad are:

1. Same length legs 2. A good surname, as mine sucks and should we ever get married i need to know I'm not going from Hoare to Lilycrap or something equally awful. 3. Someone who can make me laugh so much I have to concentrate on not peeing. 4. Someone who likes Elvis 5. Someone who's skin doesnt come off in my hand.

Oh and the not farting on the leg thing too.

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not unfussy enough for you Nick. AND NEITHER AM I.

― Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh. Well maybe she is.

― Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone fit the criteria?, hey you dont even have to have 2 legs the same length, there's always orthopedics. C'mon, I'm not that fussy surely?

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. We need measurements 2. Mine's boring enough 3. Ronan has other ideas about this 4. Doable 5. Doable

― Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't see that one coming.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Great, get your coat, you've pulled.

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GRAHAM YOU OLD SMOOOOOTHIE YOU!!

― katie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hell, I'm a modern kinda gal, all it takes is a bottle of Blue Nun, and Chas 'n' Dave's greatest hits and I'm like a dog on heat.

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Claire are you anthony's new online persona or something? Or some kind of attempt at entrapment?

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh dear, have i yet again failed to impress? Man, now it all makes sense..

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nick is all upset because graham beat him to the byline

― gareth, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not at all? I don't even know if Claire has got a great pair of knockers so how can I be interested?

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll leave you ladies to fight it out, I'm off to buy a fedora.

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anthony, however, has a great pair of knockers. just not on his chest, if you get my meaning. ho ho ho.

― jess, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They remain upright when I lie down, it took me ages to train them to do that, but it seems to be one of my more popular party tricks.

― Claire, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FUNLADYNOW!

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anthony, however, has a great pair of knockers. just not on his chest, if you get my meaning. ho ho ho.

Umm...I really shouldn't ask...but have you verified this?

― j.lu, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why do they call it knockers?

― nathalie, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Because they knock together (if large enough).

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Great, get your coat, you've pulled.
Damn. I always get in right after all the hot chicks leave. Who's left?

― Dave M., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Because they knock together (if large enough).

Another deluded male fantasy, unmasked!;>

As for what I want? A man who's not threatened by a strong woman, can hold a interesting conversation for more than 30 seconds, has a dry sense of humour, can pass a mirror without staring into it, and knows the value of a cuddle versus sex (though both aren't bad).

― Nichole Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i always love these lists, because they usually have absolutely nothing to do with the sort of people you actually date / are attracted to. best example = a friend of mine who said she wanted a dark, mysterious intellectual type with a great sense of humor. the last guy she dated was an ex-swim team dude with a prediliction for watching Jackass and lighting his own farts.

with this in mind, i will go on record as saying i want to date dumb ugly girls with absolutely no sense of humor.

― Dave M., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in that case, I have a couple of phone numbers here for you...

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't believe I've pulled. Do you want to...to...to g-g-go to the p-pictures with me? I'd hold your hand and everything.

― Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hahahahaa..... oh. does a great pair of knockers make a woman great, or does a great woman make a pair of knockers great? I'll leave N. to answer this one.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow, it seems that a great pair of knockers is actually all I need in fact. Thanks for your help fellas,much appreciated..

― FUNLADY CLAIRE, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

These criteria for the men people want remind me of Andy Gray or Bobby Robson talking about footballers.

He's a sensitive lad, and if you give him a mirror he'll pass it without staring at it let me tell you.

― Ronan, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did we actually establish whether you do have a great pair of knockers, Claire?

― Mark C, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Great minds think alike Mark

― kiwi, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Put it this way, unlike Shakira's, they aint small and humble.

― Claire, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This thread is beginning to go wrong.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can you save it Nick?

― Ronan, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, I am more likely to make it worse.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We'll leave it there then, and I'll take many valuable lessons with me when i go out this evening...

― Claire, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wait, are those breasts or mountains? I'm confused.

― unlucky Dan Perry, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did you mean both legs the same length or the same length as yours. My inside leg is 31", I just measured it for you.

― Graham, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Graham, that's more than any man has ever done for me, I'd measure mine, but I only have a 30cm ruler handy, and it might look rather suspicious if I sit in full view of everyone with a ruler pressed up against the inside of my legs. I'm 5'11" though, what's your guess?

― Claire, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And what exactly is wrong with farting on your legs anyway?

― Queen G of the Take That You Fucks, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well, it can cause freshly applied fake tan to streak unattractively...allegedly

― Rhiannon, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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