Puh-leeze. What would be nice would be an XL condom that actually
was extra-large -- most of them are longer but barely wider, leaving
me with the impression that it's just a marketing gag for average
guys who want to impress. I don't need to impress anybody. I'd just
like a condom that fits my big willie.
― Ivor Biggun, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)