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Who would win a fight between a Swan and a Fox?

― Dave, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Easy, the swan, a fox might be cunning, but it's a well known fact that swans possess ninja fighting skills, check out the black bandannas they have around their eyes.

― Claire, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But a fox can break a swan's wing with a blow of its nose.

― Sam, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i've seen pix of a limp swan in a fox's gob, but never the other way around. FOX BEATS SWAN AS PROVED BY LADYBIRD BOOKS

― Alan T, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

swans have a long wingspan, so it could hold teh fox with one wing, and repeatedly slap it around with the other.

if it were the PF however, that's a different story...

― Calumn, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan have you ever seen an adult swan? Or indeed a fox? No way would a swan fit into a fox's mouth. When we used to go to see the swans near my grandpa's house in Devon as children we were told to stay away as one of them had broken someone's arm. This may have been a lie but swans can get vicious and have big pecky pointy beaks too. I don't think the fox would even try to take one on.

I cannot believe I am willingly engaging in this dumb argument.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe it was a very pale goose. i <stands up>DO<sits down> realise swans are fearsome, sorry ph34rs0m3

― Alan T, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A swan attacked my dad at Thorpe Park once. He didn't fight back though so I don't know who would have won. And my dad isn't a fox anyway.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure your dad is a very handsome man Nick.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.alpha.ndirect.co.uk/newmoon/illust/cast/ed.jpg

― Alan T, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No comment.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That is a terrible picture and he is playing some kind of freaky astronaut.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My Dad now: http://www.nd.edu/~aftls/macbethgr2.jpg

No I didn't copy the beard idea off him.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oogly womanghat alert

― mark s, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am confused, do you want me to say your dad is a fox or not?

― Emma, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~players/images/Dastor.jpg

I think that completes the set of pictures of my dad available on the web.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Err - I suppose I just didn't want people thinking my dad looked like a Vulcan.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, it's just it was like you were saying 'no no! my dad is bloody gorgeous! see!'.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel ashamed. but i didn't think that pic was bad. he looks kinda cute. i am a bad mang anyway. i will never do it again.

― Alan T, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

An Elvis fan perhaps?

― Claire, Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not especially. He's more into Alma Cogan.

― N., Thursday, 20 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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