Other terms for "Breasts".

(A bit like *bling*. Except breasts normally don't. Except if they're covered in glitter. Or Emma's.)

(but maybe I just go out with strange men)

RUN, NABISCO, RUN!

"I believe it is derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as boobs, jugs, rutabegas, winnebagos, or golden bozos... and they should only be referred to as HOOTERS."

another good line from this skit (titled 'what i believe' i think) is 'i believe that robots are stealing my luggage'

or Dugs.

or Puppies.

..or bogus journeys.

Nellie.

I'm far to coy to refer ever refer to breasts myself. Except my own, of course, which I refer to as knockers.

But that poses a new question - what do you call men's breasts?

Bitch tits.

???????????

Angel Cakes Double-Whammies Loaves PT Boats
Apples Dueling Banjos Loblollies Pumpkins
Balboas Dugs Love Melons Rangoons
Balloons Dumplings Love Muffins Rib Balloons
Bangers Dunes Lulus Rib Cushions
Bangles Ear Muffs Macaroons Rivets
Bassoons Eclairs Mambos Roundies
Baubles Eggplants Mammaries Sandbags
Bazongas Enchiladas Mammies Satellites
Bazookas Flapjacks Mams Scones
Bazooms Flappers Mangos Scoops
Beacons Flesh Bulbs Marangos Set
Beanbags Flesh Melons Maraschinos Shakers
Bebops Floaters Marimbas Shebas
Betty Boops Floats Mau Maus Shimmies
Big Boppers Fog Lights Mausers Silos
Bikini Stuffers Fried Eggs Meatballs Skin Sacks
Billibongs Fun Bags Meat Loaves Skooners
Blinkers Gagas Melons Smoothies
Bombers Garbos Milk Cans Snuggle Pups
Bombshells Gazingas Milk Fountains Spark Plugs
Bonbons Gazongas Milk Shakes Specials
Bongos Glands Molehills Spheres
Bonkers Globelets Mommas Spongecakes
Boobers Globes Mondos Spuds
Boobies Gob Stoppers Montezumas Stacks
Boobs Gongas Moo Moos Stuffing
Boops Goombas Mother Lodes Sugarplums
Bops Grapefruits Mounds Sweater Meat
Bosom Grillwork Mountain Peaks Sweater Puffs
Boulders Guavas Muchachas Sweet Rolls
Bouncers Gum Drops Muffins Tahitis
Bra Buddies Handsets Mulligans Tamales
Bra Stuffers Hand Warmers Mushmelons Tartugas
Bronskis Headers Nancies Tatas
Bubbas Headlamps Nectarines Tattlers
Bubbies Headlights Niblets Teats
Buds Headphones Nibs Tetons
Bulbs Headsets Nippeloons Thangs
Bulges Hefties Nippelos Thingamajigs
Bullets Heifers Nippers Tidbits
Bumpers Hemispheres Nippies Titbits
Bumps Hills Nips Tits
Bust Hindenburgs Nodes Titskis
Busters Honeydews Nodules Titters
Busties Honkers Noogies Titties
Butterballs Hood Ornaments Nose Cones Tomatoes
Buttons Hoohas Oompas Tooters
Caboodles Hooters Orbs Torpedoes
Cannon Balls Hot Cakes Ottomans Tortillas
Cantaloups Hottentots Padding Totos
Carumbas Howitzers Pagodas Twangers
Casabas Hubcaps Pair Tweakers
Cha-Chas Huffies Palookas Tweeters
Charlies Humdingers Papayas Twin Peaks
Chihuahuas Hush Puppies Parabolas Twofers
Chimichongas ICBM's Pastries Tympanies
Chiquitas Jawbreakers Paw Patties U-Boats
Coconuts Jemimas Peaches Umlauts
Congas Jibs Peakers Wahwahs
Corkers Jobbers Peaks Waldos
Creamers Jugs Pears Warheads
Cream Pies Jukes Pects Water-Melons
Cuhuangas Jumbos Peepers Whoppers
Cupcakes Kabukis Pillows Wind-Jammers
Curves Kalamazoos Pips Wobblers
Dingers Kazongas Plums WOngas
Dinghies Kazoos Pointer-Sisters Woofers
Dingos Knobbers Points Yabbos
Dirigibles Knockers Pokers Yams
Domes Kongas Polygons Yayas
Doodads Kumquats Pompons Zeppelins
Doozers Lactoids Pontoons Zingers
Doozies Lip Fodder Potatoes

(to go along with the weed thread, obv)

What, no 'chesticles' yet?

"doodads" makes me lol.

To keep it on the low-brow, I submit this Rip Taylor sample from a Bloodhound Gang album:

"Doncha think it's time we had a female president? With big gazoombs? Ta-Tee-Ta-Too-Tees?
Ta-Tee-Ta-Too-Ta-Tas? Ba-Ba-Bing-Bangs? Big jugs, get it?"

Oh gosh, I feel awful for having said that.

sweater kittens

Creamy Amplitude

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/likekittens.jpg

Someone say sweater kittens?

(Courtesy of cuteoverload.com, where cats and racks abound)

"Kabukis" wtf

Two little maids from school are we

Flip-flops.

THX ILE!

Gok says 'breasticles' quite a lot.

Huge tracts of land.

Headlights

dammit people SNOOBS is the only answer

all the girls i know say chesticles or breasticles, and many of the dudes say funbags. i think these are the three grossest breast terms on the planet.

me? i just avoid the subject.