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― anthony, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to know someone who referred to his as "Moby"

Not sure whether this is a universally-acknowledged name for a todger or not. Perhaps not.

― C J, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bald and unappealing to look at, sounds about right.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nihongo de: chinchin!

― nathalie, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When asked to provide a name for mine (not by it, mind), I chose Damon. This is relevant to the Moby thing because I was actually thinking at the time -- 1996 -- that Damon Albarn reminded me of a big bouncy penis.

― nabisco%%, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You didn't name it after Matt Damon, then?

― C J, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Damon Hill?

― C J, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nabisco, I am very glad that you put the "not mine" disclaimer in there. The thought of naming your dick after Damon Albarn is FAR TOO FRIGHTENING.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh, I think you misread it -- I think someone else asked N****h to name his penis and he in fact chose Damon. This all begs the question of who this other person was and what said person thought of the choice of name...and if this person called to it lovingly in the night.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Umm ... Dan? Read the post again and fear.

― nabisco%%, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What? It clearly says... Um...

IIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

unappealing to look at

Some are nicer than others, I'll grant you. But for the most part GREAT to look at. I said great.

― Sean, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to know someone who referred to his as "Moby"

Bald and unappealing to look at, sounds about right.

Hey! Don't insult penises that way!

― j.lu, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha the 1st time i heard 'moby dick' by led zepellin i said yeah? i could play a better drum solo with MY dick. it was the 1st time i ever got drunk too so this probably seemed funny enough to repeat a few more times.

― unknown or illegal user, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Some are nicer than others, I'll grant you. But for the most part GREAT to look at. I said great.

Depends on whether it's erect or not, Sean....

― Nichole Graham, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Peter O'Toole

― maryann, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...although, watching a flaccid penis grow to it's full potential brings me...erm minutes/seconds of joy...ahem.

Beating the baldy bishop was an oft used expression 'round here for having a wank.

― Rhiannon, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

spam javelin.

― piscesboy, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Slothrop.

― Leee, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hamish's middle name. oops, i wasn't supposed to say that.

― queenoftheharpies, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Baldy the clown

― Chris, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seventeen years pass...

“hog” really taken off in popularity in recent years

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 1 February 2020 04:16 (six years ago)

great revive

― pomenitul, Saturday, 1 February 2020 09:06 (six years ago)

ffs

― opden gnash (imago), Saturday, 1 February 2020 09:11 (six years ago)

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