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fucking hell

sleeve, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

what clothing company is that for?

sleeve, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

that commercial : /

omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

5 seconds after it ends a bunch of russian mob dudes come in blazing

omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

looool

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

That ad makes me want to cut off my own dick.

uninspired girls rejoice!!! (Hoot Smalley), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN

Matt P, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

* Men
* Women
* Fit Guide
* Man-ifesto

unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

dos equis most interesting man commercials to thread

xp btw Hoot thinking that thought makes you cRaZy

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh thank you for bringing this to my attention

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

dos equis ads are at least pretty tongue-in-cheek

omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://contexts.org/socimages/tag/gender-masculinity/

harbl, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Holding Doors Open For Women

uninspired girls rejoice!!! (Hoot Smalley), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

being a man is about being a good human being imo

Matt P, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe dockers will help u

Matt P, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

this makes me think of some of the things Susan Faludi talks about in her book Stiffed, which is like ten years old now, about how men were the next great unexploited fashion/beauty market.

sleeve, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Aren't Dockers for middle-aged fat-asses?

uninspired girls rejoice!!! (Hoot Smalley), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

idk but the point is to feel cool when you buy them

sleeve, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

Aren't Dockers for middle-aged fat-asses?

― uninspired girls rejoice!!! (Hoot Smalley), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 7:22 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u are the target audience

unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

"actually -- little known historical fact that, when men were men, prior to disco, khakis were only worny by the ruggedest of bros"

unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

Virtually the same style:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl6ZAXytvjY

Cosmic Ugg (S-), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is the point at which everybody who made "ironic" lol sexism joaks in the 90s & 00s now has to pay for it by gouging their eyes out and dancing on them

ow my eyes

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

thank god i was an adolescent and actually sexist, whew

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

that khakis ad is so preposterous i cannot imagine taking it srsly on any level

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

the real question it poses--when will derisive "latte" comments become passe?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

when will it be ok for men to eat salad again? how do you guys live on these all steak diets

harbl, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

just had my 17th heart attack tbh

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

i had a (bison) steak AND a salad for dinner tonight i will have you know

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

so you are like 50% man now

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

killed a man, too

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

This does remind me of a thread i wanted to start, about how the only time I ever use the phrase "men" or "women" seems to involve marketing pitches for Boomers, or gay bars. It's like "Magazine for Men" or "Bars for Men" I automatically equate to "gay-targeted". I mean, almost all of the males I ever encountered above the age of 18 fall into the category of "dudes," "guys", "fellas", "bros", or "homies".

I worked with a guy who talked about how they'd go on a "men's retreat" every year, which was pretty much just a chance to head out to the Oregon deserts and bro down with buddies with dune buggies.

kingfish, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

stole his salad

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

wait so is driving dune buggies in the OR desert w/yr "bros" a gay thing????

8[

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bQlSr9YjLc

here's to young white dudes and maybe firefighters can earn their way in maybe

unforgivable Jaqness (tremendoid), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

here's to assholes

omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol what is that music?

Dan S, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

gbx, what kind of fork did you eat with?

uninspired girls rejoice!!! (Hoot Smalley), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

if its plastic you're down to 45% man

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

being a man is about being a good human being imo

Psshaww I bet you enjoy eating salads

... with a PLASTIC FORK no doubt!

lukevalentine, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

the real question it poses--when will derisive "latte" comments become passe?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, December 8, 2009 6:04 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

i guess when derisive salad and disco comments become passe. which if judging by the durability of hairy lesbian comments = never.

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

ha lol everyone already made that joke i see

xp

lukevalentine, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

wait so is driving dune buggies in the OR desert w/yr "bros" a gay thing????

No, it's a perfectly acceptable bros thing.

kingfish, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

that ad at the top is a take-you-aside-and-be-serious version of a bad standup routine

omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe you're not supposed to use utensils at all.

uninspired girls rejoice!!! (Hoot Smalley), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

this IS desert season btw, no better time to throw a few cases of natty ice in the F-150, hook up the dirtbikes and roll out to glamis or gordon's well and fuckin BRO. DOWN. BRODER.

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

that sounds awesome but i guess i'm not invited

harbl, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

bro if you're heading out pick up some burreets or a double-double for the noshage

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

he shed she shed by the seashore

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:24 (three months ago) Permalink

She shed you don't undershtand what I shed

how's life, Friday, 19 January 2018 18:46 (three months ago) Permalink

WE ARE A COALITION OF CREATIVE MINDED, RENEGADE FOOD GEEKS. OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVE. WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT.

rb (soda), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:52 (three months ago) Permalink

OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVEWE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT

rb (soda), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:53 (three months ago) Permalink

OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVE

How do I parse? Shit broetry.

Our drive to create, and our desire to disrupt, are the core of the man cave. The core of the cave. The cave’s core is creative. And destructive. Creativity on the one hand and the desire to disrupt are on the other.

Not disruption, but the desire to disrupt.

Men want to make stuff, and think about disruptive stuff and that is deep in their holes.

rb (soda), Friday, 19 January 2018 19:24 (three months ago) Permalink

People are getting so good at confidently and casually spewing utter bullshit.

the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 January 2018 19:25 (three months ago) Permalink

Men are!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 19 January 2018 19:26 (three months ago) Permalink

WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT. I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE. EBEORIETEMETHHPITI

soref, Friday, 19 January 2018 19:53 (three months ago) Permalink

hey so on this Facebook music listening group i asked something about the name 4 Men With Beards and someone replied that the name is a joke, that the records are "for men with beards." good lord at not only me missing the joke but also that terrible name.

omar little, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:20 (three months ago) Permalink

didn't know where else to post it so etc etc

omar little, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:21 (three months ago) Permalink

LIVE OUT LOUD
PUNCH YOUR DREAM
FUCK YOGURT
DRINK MANDOM
CARESS YOUR MEATS
MAKE THE WORLD YOUR MAN CAVE

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:21 (three months ago) Permalink

xp that's a good x-post to "Things you were shockingly old when you learned"

also: god damn it, I just got it

mh, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:22 (three months ago) Permalink

ugh i hate seeing "4 men with beards" in huge letters when i look at a record
it has always irritated me because 1) it lacks imagination and 2) thanks (no thanks) for the image of 4 men with beards on my shirley collins reissue, you self-involved jerks

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:23 (three months ago) Permalink

i remember how crestfallen i was to open Scott 4 and see that logo on the center label.

omar little, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:24 (three months ago) Permalink

That is making me reassess "4 Non Blondes."

godzillas in the mist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:26 (three months ago) Permalink

always curious about those vinyl reissue labels. seems like you can just get license to print the 2 most famous Iggy Pop albums rip those CDs and send them to UPR.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:30 (three months ago) Permalink

I always heard 4 Men With Beards had ties to the Italian mob
also I think they are notorious for ripping CD masters to vinyl
but some of their stuff is nice
they are like the sketchy parking lot version of Light in the Attic

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:38 (three months ago) Permalink

i think i only have one (two?) of their records but i feel aggravated when i see the logo

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:45 (three months ago) Permalink

Cory "Sludge" Cove, one of the hosts of our local sports talk station's (KFAN) Power Trip Morning Show is a HUGE 311 fan like he travel to see them at Red Rocks and stuff and says without a doubt they are the best band ever, way better than the Beatles or anyone, he got in an argument with one of the Boomer hosts about 311 vs. the Beatles, it's almost weird

but he also famously only eats chicken strips

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:47 (three months ago) Permalink

read that post three times and it should be depressing but I'm giggling

mh, Friday, 19 January 2018 22:33 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVcjBumXUAEmff3.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:03 (two months ago) Permalink

Bet he wears a vest though.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:11 (two months ago) Permalink

I think I prefer the German version

http://car-use-blog.eu/lat/wp-content/plugins/special-recent-posts/cache/srpthumb-p7660-450x249-no.jpg

soref, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:13 (two months ago) Permalink

real men can't drive?

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:22 (two months ago) Permalink

we die like real men: cursing our pea brained masculine stupidity as our chest cavity fills with the blood from our ruptured aorta.

omar little, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:26 (two months ago) Permalink

isn't the german version meant to be an ironical commentary on the shittiness of the car?

of course the american version has to distort it into something 100% earnest and over the top macho

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:33 (two months ago) Permalink

^^ gets it

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:43 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/JC4yAv1.jpg

mick signals, Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:33 (one month ago) Permalink

I can make my own thank you very much

bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 03:42 (one month ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I have to put this somewhere and although it's not exactly right for the thread I don't know where else to put it.

http://i66.tinypic.com/300r9f5.jpg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 14:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink

https://btbgrooming.co.uk/

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 14:43 (three weeks ago) Permalink

after showering, apply this gel to your BALLS

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 14:43 (three weeks ago) Permalink

New GOLD BOND® Ultimate Men’s Essentials Body Powder Spray with Nightfall scent absorbs odor and wetness with no mess. It keeps a man’s skin cool and refreshed. All with a scent that’s fresh and distinctly masculine. Just push the button and aim it wherever you want to be irresistible.

Uses
Directions
Ingredients
Warnings

GOLD BOND® Ultimate Men’s Essentials Body Powder Spray with Nightfall scent provides all over odor and wetness control plus the refreshing scent of a body deodorant spray. And it’s great to use before work or physical activity, right after showering to stay cool, or before heading out for the night.

Product Highlights:

Absorbing for moisture and odor control
Cooling sensation
Energizing and seductive Nightfall scent

energizing and seductive

mh, Friday, 30 March 2018 14:46 (three weeks ago) Permalink

note that Shaq is in the commercial for this product

mh, Friday, 30 March 2018 14:46 (three weeks ago) Permalink

you had me at 'provides all over odor and wetness'

kinder, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:11 (three weeks ago) Permalink

dermatologically testes

mookieproof, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:13 (three weeks ago) Permalink

dry balls

ciderpress, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:16 (three weeks ago) Permalink

ha

that's hilarious

F# A# (∞), Friday, 30 March 2018 18:16 (three weeks ago) Permalink

lol amazing use of capitalization

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:49 (three weeks ago) Permalink

That's the best part.

BALLS

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:03 (three weeks ago) Permalink

after Excelsioring, apply this zing to your LOLZ

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

omg

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 21:40 (three weeks ago) Permalink

xp kudos

sleeve, Friday, 30 March 2018 21:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Reminds of a subreddit called 'badwomensanatomy'. Edifying stuff.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:16 (three days ago) Permalink

I've seen that several times and it never stops making me lol

mh, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:20 (three days ago) Permalink

Reminds me of the time i tried to shave with a women’s razor

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 22:41 (three days ago) Permalink

What alloy do they use in women's razors again? Femininium? Ovularium? I used those damn things once and totally got passed over for a promotion the next day.

Across the You Never Her (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 23:49 (three days ago) Permalink

Yeah, I shaved by balls with one once and I swear they got smaller!

nickn, Thursday, 19 April 2018 00:28 (two days ago) Permalink


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