Someone explain *ahem* Tankpus to me

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Yeah yeah we know it's the most destructive half-enormous-cat-half-war-machine creation out there but what I need to know is: is it for real? The screams of the dying and the searing bolts of plasmatic energy seem real enough, as do the sickening mews of triumph, but the disclaimer on the Tankpus site says that all casualties are fictional!! Also does anyone have a password? Just for research purposes you understand.

― Tom, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Boy just wait til they Google THIS!

― Tom, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You're better off living in ignorance - no-one is the same after discovering THE TRUTH...

― DG, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a sneaky feeling this thread is the work of ONE GUY!

― Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it seems pretty real, but the most legitimate proof that it's not (besides that disclaimer) is the fact that they seldom wear rubbers

― Graham, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

― Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh... so of course, a lil' Tankpus.com navigation would inevitably lead to this charming little gem: PussyTank.com -- oh.. my

― porgwai, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*helpless with laughter* (again)

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah! of course it's real! The Tankpus goes out into the street and messes up people big time style. No special effects! No actors!

― jel --, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how would i go about registering the domain tankpuss.org/com?

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[gandi.net do .com, .org and .net domains for 12 Euros/year, and give you full control over it - i.e. you can use your hosting companies DNS servers etc]

― michael, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

make sure whatever Registrar you use, that they're accredited, that you're not going to have them yank ownership(which some do with sneaky fineprint), and that you're not going through some cheapo operation. i was all set to buy www.ing.soc when i found out it wasn't even real, just a phantom site set up on shady company's own domain ie ing.soc.shadycompany.com

― bc, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...

is tankpus not like pus that drains out of sores on the skin of tanks?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no its far worse then that. It is the end of humanity as we know it.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 23 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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