"answer me or die"

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sorry, this just cracked me up on the censorship thread

phrases that you instantly want to start using yrself...

― mark s, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"shutup or buzz off" was another, from a michael jackson thread on ilm

― magpie s, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

whatever happened to the teenage goth kids who do school shootings? is this how they talk?

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well fuck you very much.

I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit.

(Ok ok, probably totally lame-oh, I am Belgian, for fucksake.)

― nathalie, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"answer me or I put mayonaise on your anus!"

― mike hanle y, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"cock rockets"

― Jeff W, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"pommel worthy" (makes me think of apples)

― fritz, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what does this mean fritz? good enough to be carved onto the hilt of a sword?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there's a funny little ILM troll-thread called "ILM: Annoying or Pommel Worthy" or something like that, but I can't find it.

― fritz, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"i tell you what, if you don't get yr moustache on straight Alice is gonna get right up your ass!"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

trans. To beat or strike repeatedly with or as with a pommel; to beat or pound with the fists; to bruise. 1530 PALSGR. 662/1, I pomell, I beate one aboute the eares, je torche. a1548 HALL Chron., Hen. VIII 49b, Ye duke..tooke hym..and pomeled so aboute the hed that the bloud yssued out of hys nose. 1768-74 TUCKER Lt. Nat. (1834) I. 645 Calling in his imps to hold their arms while he pommels them. 1821 LAMB Elia Ser. I. Old Benchers I. T., He..pommelled him severely with the hilt of it [a sword]. 1863 ‘OUIDA’ Held in Bondage (1870) 70 There is a degree of absurdity in two mortals setting solemnly to work to pommel one another.

― Kris, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"The key to success in this contest is a flashy car; and if the car is both expensive and impressive you have to beat the quim off with a hockey stick"

― Kris, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is a degree of absurdity in two mortals setting solemnly to work to pommel one another.

there's a picture of calum and julio (down by the schoolyard) next to this definition.

― fritz, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Craptastic. Just says it all, doesn't it?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"pizzazz"

I've been cracking up over this word for two days, don't ask me why. I plan to start working it into conversation at every opportunity.

― Sean, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We will test this at the meet-up tomorrow.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

''There is a degree of absurdity in two mortals setting solemnly to work to pommel one another.

there's a picture of calum and julio (down by the schoolyard) next to this definition.''

Bah! you just don't know how to have any fun, Fritz!

― Julio Desouza, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Who are you and what do you want???"
"The Devil and I want your soul arsehole!"

Telephone conversation.

― Lek Dukagjin, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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