What bizarre ambition do you have?

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Doesn't matter how far fetched it is...

Personally... I want to be an astronaut. It doesn't matter that I don't have the qualifications, am too old to get started and my country doesn't have a space programme!

What bizarre ambition do you have?

― C J, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be a filmaker. Not for Bangbus. I want to make indie films. I want to write love stories. I want to live forever. I want to learn to surf. i want to go to california and not wash my hair for a week. I want to see my dead grandfather and tell him how much I adored him. I want to not fear flying so I can travel. I want to not have panic disorder anymore. I want to travel back in time to meet my parents in the 60's. I want to brew my own beer.

― Chris, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be a rock star.

― Sean, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Same here. But I'd be rather ungainly.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like you're not already.

― Graham, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be a professional singer, be it classical, pop or rock. I'd also LOVE to act.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to be a poet. I am i guess because i write poetry, but i would like the ambition to get it out into the wohld.

― anthony, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to be joan jett and live on mars

― mark s, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(those are both true, tho i never combined them before)

― mark s, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like you're not already.

Mean. *weeps*

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be a filmaker. Not for Bangbus.

LIAR!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was being nice. :..(

― Graham, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd want to be a supermodel---never mind that I'm nowhere near 5 foot 5, or that I'm too curvy to be considered waiflike.

― Nichole Graham, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want fuck as many different women as I can.

― Julio Desouza, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha julio has no girlfriend

― calum s, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well Calum 's' at least I have manners and I'm not a Sleeper fan.

This isn't a dick-measuring contest you know.

― Julio Desouza, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A-a-and anyway, we all die alone.

― Julio Desouza, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i shall set fire to yr hair

― calum "s", Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm starting to abandon mine. At a very unfit, asthmatic 43, I suspect my chances of scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final are fading. And I've not played any football in years, and wasn't terrific when I was young and fittish.

And being 43 and unattractive and having a really horrible voice and zero musical talent however you construct that, I think my chances of being a huge pop star are diminishing.

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Antother ambition of mine would be to play guitar like everyone's favourite no-wave hero, Rudolph Grey.

''haha i shall set fire to yr hair''

Calum 's', you're out of control! A fucking psycho! But you're a sleeper fan, so that's quite understandable.

You need to be fucked up the ass otherwise you'll go crazy. I don't mean by a man, since you seem to disapprove of homossexuals but by Cerys matthews. She has a penis as you know.

― Julio Desouza, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

''And being 43 and unattractive and having a really horrible voice and zero musical talent''

What's all this 'talent' horseshit, skidmore. Anybody can be a pop star. Or Haven't you seen pop Idol?

You can always do a comedy record? How abt 'Anarchy in the UK'?

― Julio Desouza, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be a novelist but I've run out of ideas to write about. No, I haven't, I've just realized that they're neither unique nor entertaining.

― Maria, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be the Pope!

No wait, I want to be Les Poppys!

― erik, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to eat my own leg. I reckon that if I keep riding my bike the way I do, at some point I'll have a big accident and at least one limb will have to come off. When it does, rather than have them incinerate it, I want it frozen and given to me in a bag so I can have a big barbecue and eat it (thus bypassing the clinical and social stigmas of disease and cannibalism!)

If that plan fails, I will at some point put a tourniquet on my little finger, pop it under a grill and use it as an integral meat popsicle.

― dr daif, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

After consulting FatNick I have decided to devote my life to getting the chord Cmaj7 banned, because it is RUBBISH.

― DG, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna be a teen-pop producer so i cam make all the hitz have Cmaj7 in then and i wouldl also remix FatNick's songs by only inserting long trancey Cmaj7s in then. How do u play a Cmaj7 DG?

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be a cartographer.

― RickyT, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://talrnasboy111.homestead.com/files/joke_pics/howgayisthat.j pg

― Lek Dukagjin, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to see a mirage

― minna, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seventeen years pass...

become leader of the liberal democrats

― imago, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:27 (six years ago)

great revive

― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:28 (six years ago)

in an odd and twisted way, we're all leader of the liberal democrats

― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:35 (six years ago)

otm

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

i rattle around an empty house talking to myself so yeah otm

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:46 (six years ago)

i, too, hunger deeply for total global nuclear annihilation

― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:48 (six years ago)

become Lib Dem leader and you will see mirages alright

― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:49 (six years ago)

have often thought about the possibility, despite my lifelong unbelief, of becoming a catholic priest. like, if my life ends up going a bit astray, go to rome for a few years, fully funded, get a doctorate in theology. get posted to a bucolic parish with few parishioners. tootle around on a bike on pastoral duties.

― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 20:19 (six years ago)

a friend of mine who is a reformed heroin addict and works for ASDA used to often say in our schooldays if he didn't make it as a professional footballer he'd join the priesthood. I heard similar from other boys as well .. it was always some unsuitable or even slightly glamorous vocation that was never going to happen or the priesthood. One of them potential priests ended up a serial killer doing life in Dublin prison, fucking Catholics eh?

― calzino, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 20:42 (six years ago)

i think the fact that priests would get let through with no charge at the turnstiles at celtic park was part of the attraction to me.

― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 20:59 (six years ago)

get everybody to love one another

― DT, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 21:00 (six years ago)

xp
We had this ruddy faced functional alcoholic priest - Fr McGillycuddy. Who just seemed to amble in and out the homes of the more respectable and *posher* members of the Irish community, getting plied with drinks, getting gifts, getting a bit fresh with the ladies sometimes - but at least wasn't one of the paedos. But there definitely seemed to be worse ways of making a living!

― calzino, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 21:07 (six years ago)

two months pass...

how's this working out for you, fucked your yoga teacher yet

― TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:11 (six years ago)

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