What bizarre ambition do you have?

Mean. *weeps*

LIAR!

This isn't a dick-measuring contest you know.

And being 43 and unattractive and having a really horrible voice and zero musical talent however you construct that, I think my chances of being a huge pop star are diminishing.

''haha i shall set fire to yr hair''

Calum 's', you're out of control! A fucking psycho! But you're a sleeper fan, so that's quite understandable.

You need to be fucked up the ass otherwise you'll go crazy. I don't mean by a man, since you seem to disapprove of homossexuals but by Cerys matthews. She has a penis as you know.

What's all this 'talent' horseshit, skidmore. Anybody can be a pop star. Or Haven't you seen pop Idol?

You can always do a comedy record? How abt 'Anarchy in the UK'?

No wait, I want to be Les Poppys!

If that plan fails, I will at some point put a tourniquet on my little finger, pop it under a grill and use it as an integral meat popsicle.

become leader of the liberal democrats

great revive

in an odd and twisted way, we're all leader of the liberal democrats

otm

i rattle around an empty house talking to myself so yeah otm

i, too, hunger deeply for total global nuclear annihilation

become Lib Dem leader and you will see mirages alright

have often thought about the possibility, despite my lifelong unbelief, of becoming a catholic priest. like, if my life ends up going a bit astray, go to rome for a few years, fully funded, get a doctorate in theology. get posted to a bucolic parish with few parishioners. tootle around on a bike on pastoral duties.

a friend of mine who is a reformed heroin addict and works for ASDA used to often say in our schooldays if he didn't make it as a professional footballer he'd join the priesthood. I heard similar from other boys as well .. it was always some unsuitable or even slightly glamorous vocation that was never going to happen or the priesthood. One of them potential priests ended up a serial killer doing life in Dublin prison, fucking Catholics eh?

i think the fact that priests would get let through with no charge at the turnstiles at celtic park was part of the attraction to me.

get everybody to love one another

xp
We had this ruddy faced functional alcoholic priest - Fr McGillycuddy. Who just seemed to amble in and out the homes of the more respectable and *posher* members of the Irish community, getting plied with drinks, getting gifts, getting a bit fresh with the ladies sometimes - but at least wasn't one of the paedos. But there definitely seemed to be worse ways of making a living!

how's this working out for you, fucked your yoga teacher yet