British Big Brother = Manowar

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Goddamn - I widh I had gone in this year. I would have so traumatised everyone there. I don't like any of them except for Sandy. I would have raped Lynne; bummed Kate, then made fun of all that cellulite on her thighs; cut Adele's hair off then pissed on it; told Alison to spend less time eating and more time shaving her moustache; accused Alex of homosexuality (though I would have put it more like: "Welcome to fag0tville - population=yuo!"); slapped Spencer around like his Daddy; whooped Lee's pansy pussy arse; made fun of PJ for looking like Alexei Sayle but nowhere near as cool; brutalised Jonny for eating his own filth and acting as though saying anything in a Geordie accent makes it funny; and I would have hacked Jade up for barbeque.

No I don't watch it, honestly.

― Lek Dukagjin, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant "wish", naturally.

― Lek Dukagjin, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Death To False Reality TV Shows?

― Wyndham Earl, Sunday, 30 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha "true" reality TV shows = what?

kodanshi must go!!

― mark s, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jephque?

― bc, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Manowar - as in not good. Manowar = a gay macho heavy metal band.

― Lek Dukagjin, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

manowar => born to live for evah-more.

― Norman Phay, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Adele vs Jade vs Jonny vs Kate: FITE!

(also I hate Jnee as his name is spelt wrong)

― Graham, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lek has nothing in store for Tim therefore he must BE Tim.

― alext, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*sob*

― Tim, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You got that right. Me = Tim. And Sophie. And Sandy. And Sunita. I liked Sandy. Still, I'd slap them all around like a br00tle father.

― Lek Dukagjin, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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