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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Jack the Dude-Kicker 5
a fine pussy-cat 4
Manitoba child-eating catfish 3
hog with three sets of lungs 1
English soul sensor 1
oil and water artesian well that sometimes spouts minnows 1
Tennessee woman-napping bear 0
Newark four-armed man 0
Pennsylvania peacock 0


slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 14:36 (nine years ago) link

I think we all know how to vote here

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 14:36 (nine years ago) link

"this must be the one that was forewarned."

What?

pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 February 2010 14:45 (nine years ago) link

Newark forewarned man

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Monday, 22 February 2010 14:46 (nine years ago) link

three sets of lungs is kinda O_o because it's actually six lungs!!

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Monday, 22 February 2010 14:47 (nine years ago) link

four armed is forewarned

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Monday, 22 February 2010 14:59 (nine years ago) link

forewarned is four armed

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Monday, 22 February 2010 15:01 (nine years ago) link

"English soul sensor" sounds like a fine album along the lines of Level 42's "World Machine."

Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, 22 February 2010 16:02 (nine years ago) link

I'm kind of terrified of catfish now.

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 16:41 (nine years ago) link

You weren't before?

Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, 22 February 2010 16:48 (nine years ago) link

Tefore they were just tasty and mysterious! Now they eat man.

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 16:50 (nine years ago) link

Who watched as the cat died?

mrparallel, Monday, 22 February 2010 20:46 (nine years ago) link

I am guessing Jack the Dude-Kicker is involved

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:47 (nine years ago) link

wtf

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:25 (nine years ago) link

why hello there, mr. fish

Mr. Que, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:26 (nine years ago) link

wtf

Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:29 (nine years ago) link

RIP AlgaeMan

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:35 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 6 March 2010 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Jack's a hard fought victory.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:55 (nine years ago) link


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