The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

Let us turn over a new leaf.

I am sort of working on a new approach to men/my gay/etc and I think it is working out.

And behind the leaf are a pair of BALLS.

Keep it positive, and remember: Pobody's Nerfect

not ready for spring

spring aint ready for me!

yard clean-up all day yesterday, felt awesome. next: planning and planting. i been running more. camping trips in the mix. bring it on!!

I'm officially in the warmest spot in the country, and I just saw a cute student toss his flip-flops to catch a forty-yard pass. Life is good.

mixed feelings on spring

BRING ON THE SUN

and the sons

ayo

i should clarify i meant "this particular spring" but mostly for things that have nothing to do with the season itself which is my faaaaaave

i have to get my spring body back in shape :|

This spring's unguilty pleasure:

http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2010/01/channing_tatum.jpg

researching a dionysos costume over here, tbh. incorporating marijuana leaves into the wreath and/or thyrsus: yes or no?

i'm thinking yes.

I'm thinking: is that even a question?

okay but i'm also wondering how to fabricate a leopard skin and whether or not there will be horns involved.

that picture

GI Joe was pretty unbearable, he seemed like he was functionally retarded, but his dumb hick voice = v sexy to be honest

alfred, that dude is only expressing one single hue and it's freaking me out

that dude is only expressing one single hue and it's kinda detracting from my appreciation of his form, tbh.

wait what

it helps to know that he's florida male stripper trash too

i love florida trash

i'm rly not a channing tatum fan -- i'll take sam worthington instead

he is too orange and hairless for me. But dumb hick voices can be mad sexy.

yea but he's less trashy xp

I will, however, make an exception for:

http://allserieslinamarcela.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/ryan_kwanten__low_towel.jpeg

too orange and hairless

^i'm on board w/ this crit

He's the kind of equal opportunity whore with whom you wake up in the morning after one too many Jaeger shots.

Channing, that is.

sounds good to me

guys, jerzy radziwilowicz:

http://archive.sensesofcinema.com/images/08/cteq/man-of-marble.jpg
http://www.100latpolskiegofilmu.pl/files/image/580x580/Czlowiek-z-marmuru_126.jpg
http://archive.sensesofcinema.com/images/07/43/man-of-marble-7.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khYoWIBgmBI/Sa1Rri_6DYI/AAAAAAAAA9g/qnjrhQtekg0/s320/Man+of+Marble3.jpg

"man of marble" is so good.

This thread is already beating the winter thread.

oh, hello. who are you?

welcome, btw.

good screename

hi gayz! longtime fan, first time caller. how would you rate this shot of young chris walken? way dreamy or what?

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/young-walken.jpg

TOO dreamy. He needs more dirt on'em before I can see him in an Ingmar Bergman picture set on a farm.

*shudders*

http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw45e965zo1qan997o1_400.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/118260140_f2446de436.jpg?v=0

sorry. kinda endlessly fascinated with his face. i'll stop.

one last shot for dr. morbz when he shows up:

http://www.cherrybombed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/christopherwalkenchildclown1955.jpg

it's not reallllly spring here yet but the big snowstorm from the weekend is melting, so bring on the green, i say! (winter leads to cabin fever, even among such lovely folk as ourselves).

this might be too geeky for these parts, but

http://tasithoughts.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/sam-adama.jpg

sasha roiz, from Caprica is a) Canadian and b) plays a happily-married gay mobster. sort of. it doesn't hurt that he looks like *that*, either.

Scott, i saw that picture of walken recently and swoooned

http://ourgreenwich.com/files/2009/11/dance-of-death.jpg

A little young for my taste.

Shoulda called this thread "Stevie Crits Yr Spank Bank"

or, "So Where Are We Meeting Tonight?"

also i'd totally have to turn into a pumpkin tonight, and my boy isn't gonna want to drive since he was lifting heavy things all day. but he has off tomorrow!!!

gold coast is seedy, homey, way past its prime, hookers out back, aging showbiz / whoever crowd, no bros, no bois, not bear/leather either. cheap drinks, crappy music, pool and pool league. an old weho bastion with a history that hasn't turned into a "lounge" and doesn't really have a "thing" either. j4ke and n1ck run it and are nice guys. i think you'd like it dr m. oh yeah, tvs. though trunks down the street is sort of the same thing w/ a sports bar set up if you want to watch a game. xposts

i don't go to gay bars at all anymore because 1) i live in salt lake city 2) quit drinking

Guys, the first 20 minutes of the SATC[ sequel turned me irreparably straight.

uh oh. Why would you even watch that?

LIZA

Free screening and I needed something to review this week. (Didn't even realize until today that Jakey G's gross abs are also opening this weekend.)

gross abs vs gross girlz

gross gay weddings

i just got back from the world premiere!

ps ugh that wedding was so ugly

Most of the outfits in the movie struck me as pretty horrifically ugly. I mean, really, really, really really really ugly.

The last film stripped away everything witty/intelligent that made the series enjoyable and just amplified the banality; it basically featured caricatures of the characters in the series. I mean I'm sure I'll get around to seeing 2 someday but I read somewhere it was essentially a 2 hour commercial?

2.5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5-uR8-3AE

I will be off to 42nd St soon to evaluate Gyllenhaal pecs

(an AMC theater, not the old Show World, alas)

Blowing off Persia screening to go to Casino Jack screening.

Terrible mistake

You'd be better off reading a book.

Maybe. I could also just stay at home and whack to pics of Jake.

http://www.moviewiseguys.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jake-gyllenhaal-bulges-biceps.jpg

how about that gunshot recreation at the beginning of CJ

brief gay PoP review:

NO JAKE ABS

NO TOPLESS JAKE (except for the first shots, when he's rolling on the ground with some dude in a fight, presumably)

ME MAD

!!!

am i the only one who doesn't care that much for jake?

in my german film class, my professor referred to daniel bruhl as the german jake g, and i realized that i much prefer bruhl -- & james mcavoy too

am i the only one who doesn't care that much for jake?

Straight guys aren't attracted to him either.

wtf, Morbs, what's with all those behind the scenes shots? How hard is it to write in a few scenes where he's nude-chested?

His beauty is so resplendent that the screenwriters couldn't stare at him for more than a few milliseconds.

The screenwriters need to be kicked outta the union

just bid teddy goodnight @ aunt charlie's -- photo documentation forthcoming

Soto and Morbs thanx 4 the b-day wishes! I won't be around ILX/M too much any more due to exciting things I don't want to advertise on a public forum. But just want to say thanx and xoxoxo to all!

Oh and I swear I'll put my full 1940s film list up sometime soon...I swear.

annotated 1940s film list, that is

exciting things!

Happy belated!

what he said!

happy bday KJB.!!!

also hey, meeting elmo (ahem 4ndr3w) in person was excllent. wish the BART ran longer so my boy and i didn't have to turn into pumpkins, but thems the breaks. anyway, it was a good time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBuKuA9nHsw

Fucking hell, this is so awful it makes me wish I were hetero.

nyc gayz: metro bbq is NOW OPEN (spent the better part of today there - didn't realize that not eating is the in thing to do, but also don't care cuz FREE BBQ i mean cmon)

coincidentally it is nearly new thread time, yeah?

don't they make you pay $3?

we need a summer thread resolution

morbs: it's free w/ beer purchase, so $3 is about right

do they have vegan bbq? God I sound like such a stupid hipster.

summer thread resolutions = EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

hmmm, only at the Eagle, where there are other men who won't care

I'd really like to see what happens when everyone on these threads effing takes off their shirts. Srsly.

Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

let's pick a city & date for it then

xp