This is RIPE for parodyhttp://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4MjQxMDk0Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzAwOTI3._V1._SX100_SY100_.jpg
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
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at any rate, my reaction to this continues to be a parallel track of "lol!" and "WTF"
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
it's pretty much only lols for me. others may differ. someone please contribute a dissenting view!
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
its the variety of out opinions and ideas that make this country great
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
the list has a poetic quality
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
it just seemed to me like a found magazine/passive aggressive notes kinda thing
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
BOOTCHES > bitches
― carne asada, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
schoolchildren are disgusting savages
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
mookie relentlessly OTM
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
generation troll coming soon
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
it's here...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/there-are-90-types-of-bitches-in-this-world
― shiksa kabab (get bent), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
nah, kids are kids, mookie otm
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what was kind of confusing abt the reaction to this--kids do all kinds of weird shit
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i am both 88 and 89.
― shiksa kabab (get bent), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
pajamas on the outside bitches are the worst
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think it's weird that a kid wrote it at all. Like someone already said, it's a perfect example of kids learning about roles and ways of categorizing people. It's just a sad reflection of WHAT they're learning, which is to police other kinds of people in order to keep them in their place. Which is lower than your place. And that that is important.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Esp sad w/r/t the "women keeping other women down" problem. Really kills the lols for me even tho I do not have the slightest problem with the word "bitch" as a thing.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Also the item about Spanish bitches who think they're hot b/c of their hair, this is fucked up about beauty standards on ALL sides: that Hispanics are people of color who are "lucky" enough to have "white" hair instead of "black" hair, and oh fuck just everything.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah but combine that with the one about short hair bitches; the bottom line here is that nobody wins
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Is Hispanic even the preferred term at this point? I have no idea. Latino?
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
wise latina
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"hispanics" have just nicer hair than white people generally imo (full disclosure: i am "hispanic").
― DJ Get Up Kids (jim in glasgow), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ "memos" btw
― goole, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
once i got snarked on by some kids from yale for using hispanic instead of latino
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
what i admire about the list is it has a depth and a breath. you can't say the author didn't really think about the various kinds and categories of bitches
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
xps i am also "white" as well for whatever it's worth.
― DJ Get Up Kids (jim in glasgow), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck a yalie btw
Did you snark back on them for being from Yale?
xp: lol
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
did you just call Justice Sotomayor a bitch
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
The Spanish bitches that I've noticed around usually have their hair pulled back so tightly that they're losing it at the roots if they're over 17. So ymmv.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
hispanic and latino mean two different things, both are correct terminology but are not interchangeable. also i found that particular line item hilarious.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
the distinction i was aware of is that hispanic could refer to any spanish speaker from both hemispheres while latino is necessarily confined to ppl from latin america
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
looked for an image of the cartoon version of "oh really? at yale they teach us not to piss on our hands" and ended up at this, so, like, enjoy
http://www.craphound.com/images/trucker_urine_jug_poster.jpg
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP skim milk
RIP freedom
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
my wife has taken to drinking apple juice diluted with water these days; if you didn't think there was a way to make apple juice look even more like urine, let me tell you that you are wrong
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
everyone itt = got all that mouth but can't step bitch
― HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, March 5, 2010 2:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
there's a ridiculously hilarious daily show segment from like 4 years ago w/ samantha bee where she gets both sides of the trucker/local govt pee-bottle tossing argument
― HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
they deleted them but the deletions arent in the admin log?
― pad see u (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
this is honestly must-watch
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-september-27-2005/public-enemy-number-one
― HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
xp no they were just dropped from sna
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
They weren't deleted, they were locked and dropped from new answers.
also boo J0rdan, I was in the process of linking that
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
lol a no throwing urine btw
they were locked but the locks aren't in admin log?
― the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
lock up your threads and hide them bitchs are the worst
― carne asada, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
OTM. Though so many of these are pejorative, the cumulative effect is a sense of awe and respect for b*****s in all their infinite variety.
― o. nate, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw I don't know why ILE admin actions were turned off, but they're turned on now; that shouldn't happen again
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmm - hi thread! i just linked this on another bitch thread!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
― carne asada, Friday, March 5, 2010 3:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link