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Plow My Vulva,Baby
Argicultre as Erotic Metaphor in The Hymn of Ianna and the Songs of Songs.

― anthony, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Music:
"Patient Results Atypical, Yeah!"
"Sisquoteque"
"You and Your War Crimes"
"No, Not Really"
"Three Places I'd Rather Be"

Text:
"The Paint Job"
"Birds without Explanation"
"Me versus Porter Clayridge: FITE"
"Notes on Urban Planning and Object Design"
"Six Places I'd Rather Be"
"Why Johnny Can't Dance" (an aborted article on John Ashcroft and why he believes dancing is sinful)

― nabisco%%, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Imagined, never written song: "Animadversion."

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Story:

"Dead dude in a freezer"

Songs:

There was a revolution (we weren't invited)
You could never be in our band

Both of which appear on the album:

This is not the result of science, chemical reactions or likewise

― jel --, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Twenty Six Things That Could Happen on a Space Station.

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Incestgalactic"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Paranoid Android" re: Prufrock.

― Leee, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A História do Patinho Azul na Lagoa Preta (the history of the little blue duck in the black lagoon)

In the middle of the history two gringos apperaed in it, called Tom and Ned, one was fat and the other had a big hair

― Chupa-Cabras, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"poem about a guy who can't decide the quickest route through a car park"

― Matt, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For a piece about a rock concert held inside the U.N. assembly hall (title devised by the great Jessica Winter): "Bang Your Shoe on the Punk Rock."

― Douglas, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"The Boys Are Back In Gowns" - review of Sorority Boys I wrote for my college paper. More amusing than anything in the movie.

― Justyn Dillingham, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Flat On My Back"

― Tim, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"There's Something About Mary II: Electric Bugaloo"

― Mandee, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Songs I'd like to write: "Digital Communication, Baby! (Don't Give Me the Finger and Call It)" "Bisexual, Bipolar, or Just Bilious?"

If I had gone to grad school, I probably would now be writing a dissertation, to be called "Aldous Huxley On Drugs."

― j.lu, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Last one I can remember in my now alcoholic warped brain: Never mind the bollocks here's the Riot Grrrls.

― nathalie, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Never-written article I was going to do with Alex T: Get Up I Feel Like Being A Desiring Machine.

All the titles I actually give things are nicked from song lyrics etc. anyway, though I still love "Everything Tastes Of Platinum" as a pop-article name and it was swiped from a lesser-known place than most.

― Tom, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a pop song! "Bang bang bang! I am a missing planet boy!"

― Douglas, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I probably would now be writing a dissertation, to be called "Aldous Huxley On Drugs."

Ah, you're forgotten the ironclad rule of academic publications: sorta witty reference, colon, actual topic under discussion. Thus: Stoned New World: Aldous Huxley on Drugs, to be published by Routledge, 2005.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mental Illness is a Sign of Weakness

Lying in a Cannon

How Things Get to Where They Are (my Carver-esque title)

― bnw, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Forgotten? I didn't go to grad school, and thus never learned them!

;^}

― j.lu, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*grousegripe* You had to have at least encountered the titles during senior honors research projects. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fine fine. Effective immediately, when I next tell the story, I'll refer to the dissertation title as "Rave New World: Aldous Huxley on Drugs." Happy?

;^}

― j.lu, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All is now well.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Some short stories I wrote:
"All The Best Cowboys Surrender Their Lives For The Glory Of God Or A Pretty Girl"
"Levitate Hopelessly"
"Sudden Gruzalski"

― The All-Electric Christopher Lyons Video Show, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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