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i genuinely just saw this notice, outside a little baptist church in shoreditch

― mark s, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean I have no problem discussing technology but don't ask "Is this plausible or good or not?" because that just shows you don't have any personality or knowledge of technology.

― ^david_h(owie), Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

morning you

― mark s, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is so cool.

― Graham, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw one the other day at a church near my house: "When lifting heavy burdens bend at the knees." Seems like reasonable advice.

― ryan, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the only church bulletin board i live near says something dumb like "the country IS under god". before it said "politically correct is not always biblically moral." pah i prefer PUNS.

― Maria, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

hey madness, a church near us has a very similar sign up atthe mo'. "God answers knee-mail". Incredibly lame.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 14 June 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

A church near me has: "I want to reccomend a Good Book for summer reading - God"

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i prefer PUNS.

Does God love a cheerful punster? The wayside pulpit, to give its official name, always seems to feature them:

Seven days without God makes one weak.

C H - - R C H. What's missing? U R!

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

'knee mail' - that's brilliant! i just got it.

― pete b. (pete b.), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

My local church is of a more somber cast, their sign reads "There is an entrance to hell but no exits".

― fork1, Monday, 14 June 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I just misread that as "There is an entrance to hell but none exists."

I was turning it over and over in my head.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ENLARGEYOURD1VINITY - #add upt06inchesofH0LYg &&

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a better speller, than God.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think kneel mail would be more appropriate. Wouldn't it?

― becca B (exponen), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't use commas for shit though, Rich.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I think, RJG's use of commas, is, masterful.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I can and do, use commas.

thanks, nicole.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Richard like a sexy brother but I want to surgically remove whichever part of his brain punctuates.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

BODY PIERCING SAVED MY LIFE

― 0r4l R0b3rt5 (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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