People who leave turds floating in the toilet...C or D?

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I just walked into the ladies room to do some business and as I went to sit down I noticed a friggin lincoln log poking its head out as to say hello to me. Are people too lazy to flush their final poop or do they just think it will be fun for the next person who uses the bathroom to see what the latter ate for lunch?

― Simona, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess women are just as bad as men with their toilet habits. This is thoroughly disgusting and there is nothing worse.

― Chris, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why Lincoln log?

― MarkH, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hallman.org/hallman/hunza/LincolnLogsBox.jpg

― Simona, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sometimes it isn't the person's fault; many assume that toilets always flush and don't stop to check that their business actually does go down the drain.

I must say, though, that it's much worse to be at a co-ed party and discover a bloody lurker in the toilet. That's just gagsome.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You may have to call in Shitlock Holmes to investigate and see who left it. My attempt at humor.

― Chris, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Some of us used to work as cleaners in a motorway service station. Some of us were fine when the turd was still floating in the toilet. Some of us had to clean up when someone thought it was funny to crap on the floor. Some of us = me, obv.

― Martin Skidmore, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And I thought my sense of humor was wrong!

― Dan Perry, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Women actually do #2? Eww, nasty.

― Marc, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin: I worked as a janitor at Wal-Mart for a year. I agree. What's even worse is when they crap on the walls.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha! So, under what circumstances would a PWLTFITT be "Classic"?

― Dan Irons, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

rip dan irons

― chaki, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

sixteen years pass...

Dan Irons 4ever

― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:00 (two years ago)

What's even worse is when they crap on the walls.

How does this even happen?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:42 (two years ago)

Ask my cat

― Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:44 (two years ago)

early 2000's ILX was so amazingly crass... the Naughty Oughties, miss those days and my nokia

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:44 (two years ago)

It appears to have been this board's adolescence.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:45 (two years ago)

Honestly prefer today’s Ilx, too much of a mini-something awful back then with the 3dgy casual sexism, homophobia, you name it.

― Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:57 (two years ago)

I hope we are all better people now as we approach pension age

― Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:58 (two years ago)

100%. I don't think I would have stuck around the old one.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:58 (two years ago)

Classic

― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 02:33 (two years ago)

I was lurking here back then, but my main hangout was the Ween Forum. This place was civilized in comparison. I’m glad the forum isn’t around anymore, there’s probably a lot of embarrassing posts there, although I like to think I wasn’t one of the worst.

― Cow_Art, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 03:14 (two years ago)

How does this even happen?

You missed answering your own question by neglecting to include this part of the original quote:

Martin: I worked as a janitor at Wal-Mart for a year. I agree.

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 03:46 (two years ago)

There are loads of Walmart Poop Stories out there.

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 03:50 (two years ago)

How does this even happen?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, January 9, 2024 7:42 PM (three hours ago)

https://i.imgur.com/ceyaqT4.gif

― 龜, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 04:21 (two years ago)

What's worse is when you stumble upon an archipoolago

― octobeard, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 04:24 (two years ago)

xp omg TIL

― octobeard, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 04:25 (two years ago)

classic, great bunch of lads

― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 10:47 (two years ago)

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