The Hip-Check Thread

(Use this thread to pick the collective ILX-brane concerning similar conundrums.)

Or don't: I forgot to turn off email notifications to my nonexistent address. DG, can you fix that up so people won't get bounce-backs (and won't therefore withhold answers to this U&K question)?

2 years ago or less i stopped to get coffee in a little strip mall.
there was this really attractive brunette woman sitting across from me, in a purple shirt that read "AROUND HERE WE CELEBRATE MOTHER"S DAY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY !", the text superimposed on an hourglass and inside a crowd of little cherubs.

she smiled at me and asked if i was related to david-someone or other.

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