TOTALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU !!!
A person who knows you has asked us to send you this message.
The person is madly in love and crazy about you, and has said that:
- You are Charming
- You are Attractive
- You look Sweet
- You seem Intelligent
- You Excite
If u want to know who this person is, then you must call the following number now:
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The call is totally anonymous for you.
All the best,
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― mark s, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Yes,
seem intelligent. It is an oracle e-mail - it paint-
strips yr words, mark. It trawls the internet and finds everything
you ever did write and then it analyses you from what you have
written. I got one and it said "you seem anally retentive". As far
as I am aware - this is the only one that has ever been incorrect.
During my research of these I have found 99.99999% were entirely
accurate. It means yr quite famous or, rather, a member of an
exclusive group too - only the select get them. Shigeru Miyamoto got
one. I know not the selection criteria.
― david h(0wie), Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Expect an email once a week from this crush place asking you to come
and get your hints. I keep fucking getting them. Who's my crush?
If it's not Shakira or Bjork I don't fucking care.
My girlfriend admitted tonight that she'd shag Roddy idlewild if she
got a chance. Which is quite distressing, cos I've always said he's
the popstar I'd most like to go down the pub and have a beer and a
chat with.
― Nick Southall, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
I met my wife due to one of those. Don't knock it. Admittedly she
was a 38 year old trucker called Alan from Hull, but dammit she
loves me.
― Matt, Saturday, 3 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link