Breast Restaurant out of these...

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/287051/thumbs/s-BREASTAURANTS-GROW-large300.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UfhkG3_eYgo/S_rukknQMMI/AAAAAAAAAD8/ryNYi8igqzU/s1600/hooters-girls.jpg

http://www.hotnsaucywings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/canz.jpg

Canz a City Roadhouse

is this, i mean, are there, let's just, i mean

:D

i like hooters' lemon pepper wings

and breasts

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/10/9ca97b8dd29c445daa9764266f799456/l.jpg

^ ker's

http://burgerdoctor.com/images/Bone-Daddys-Girls.jpg

raisins ftw, obv

http://www.johnscreekyellowpages.com/images/tiltedkiltphoto.bmp

bone daddy's and tilted kilt in the last two

http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Heart-attack-grill-nurses.jpg

assume this is strictly an american thing. they hate our freedom.

(became bored and sort of depressed while digging those up, almost quit, but persevered. lucky you.)

thanks! i was going to post pictures of the servers at each one, but then i hesitated and was like "gee, will people get offended or think i am being gratuitously sleazy?" and then i said "fuggit, man, i'm off to gis" but then before i had a chance to post anything y'all stepped up so thank you

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Hooter's is a profoundly depressing place to eat

(and this is from a guy who has admittedly spent serious qt in a topless bar or two)

"bone daddy's house of smoke"??

The burger at Bome Daddy's is surprisingly good.

Hooter's is a profoundly depressing place to eat

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nah, its really not if you have a sense of humor about it. its pretty self-aware about its bad taste and i don't know why you'd go there expecting anything but greasy wings (which are actually pretty good) and light beer.

am allergic to eggs so I can't eat the wings bcz of the breading...

when i eat there i have the chicken quesadilla, which is soggy. hence why i am depressed. :(

"soggy quesadilla" has a nice ring to it

:)

oic, i would be depressed eating a quesadilla at hooters too :/

despite my better judgment

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/servers.jpg

have never eaten at a girlie restaurant, fwiw, so i don't really know from these places. funny that they all appear to be burger/wing/bbq joints, but what else?

http://www.mugstogo.com/newsite/images/girl_of_the_month.gif

oh wow

No

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8jbpPhqKXIs/TC6wBjHcDsI/AAAAAAAAEKY/IgomCPGiXcw/s1600/30475_442637380578_621295578_5912492_4298802_n.jpg

no cred.

shouldve included 'Texas Tech' as an option

the fuck is with "pink taco's" gigantic door? are they going into mordor?

Tilted Kilt sounds like a 70s singles bar

I mean the 1970s, not a pick up spot for septugenarians

I dunno...

(pic: some old men in kilts here..)

McLemon Party

when i found out they served no hard liquor* at hooters was the day** i knew i'd never go back

*this may have been true only for that hooters
**same day

Does Raisins cater to A-cup fetishists?

no, they serve their drinks in mugs there.

http://evanstonnow.com/story/government/bill-smith/2011-04-27/tilted-kilt-hot-debate-over-sexy-bar

So glad I moved out of this crazy town ...

http://www.twinpeaksrestaurant.com/home/ - lumberjack boobs

Thought it odd that half the waitresses at Bone Daddy's had script tattoos running from hip to ribcage, but I know zero 18-23 year old women so maybe that's a thing now.

I ate a Chili's that shared a parking lot with a Twin Peaks, during Car Wash day. It was a profoundly depressing experience to see a scrum of middle-aged fat guys at the outdoor bar taking pictures and video of the girls in bikinis doing a shitty job of cleaning cars.

Yeah that Tilted Kilt debate up here was pretty ridiculous. I didn't really care one way or another, but there was the isnane series of "town hall meetings" about whether or not they should open up a Tilted Kilt, but compeltely ignoring this spurt of violence that included high school kids getting shot in a local McDonalds. I mean, glad you have your priorities straight and won't let our children catch a glimpse of cleavage (even though the Bar Chicago right across the street from the proposed location has waitresses wearing just as little as the Tilted Kilt, just not "thematic"). Just so symptomatic of the cunchy, feel-good people around here, freaking out at the mere mention of "boobs" but strapping on blinders to pretend violence doesn't exist.

haha "cunchy" = "crunchy"

...said she's lived in Evansotn 28 years and once waited tables at a previous restaurant in the building, said she has two beautiful pre-teen daughters and doesn't want them to think that the Tilted Kilt represents what the world thinks they should become.

thank goodness she doesn't let her kids look at the internet or watch television

Twin Peaks is about you, because YOU'RE THE MAN! What guy doesn't crave incredibly tasty house-made comfort food? Or draft beer so cold that ice crystals form in the mug?

I was at a Hooters years ago and when the bored girl started hula hooping and I couldn't take my eyes off of her I felt very...bad?
I dunno, I don't like these places.

the only time i ever went to a hooters was for a coworker's going away party back in like 2000. i assume she wanted to go there because she thought it'd be "ironic." you could almost track the changes in her expression as reality dawned during the second pitcher of beer.

aw. that reminds me of a time a bunch of friends gathered to watch a girl we'd gone to college with in the Miss USA pageant for ironic lols and then the swimsuit competition happened and we were all like, "ugh turn this off."

I had no idea there were so many thematic tits-and-bar-food places out there. I guess I should have guessed but I don't really keep up on this kind of stuff. I've been to a Hooters once. It was very dull and their stockings both repelled and depressed me. The wings got a straight B grade.

yeah the "hooters has great wings" myth has always confused me, but then i guess i only had hooters wings once, a decade ago. maybe they've improved?

many people live there lives in a fog of subpar wings tbh

their lives, even

i can't speak for the other gender, but as a dude I won't go to these places cause I'd feel exploited (been to a Hooters twice: once w/friends as 16 yr old, once w/co-workers). think i should open up a shoes n chocolate themed restaurant tho.

Hooter's wings did nothing for me. May I also say it is a weird place to eat with your mother-in-law.

has anyone ever had a NON creepy/awkward/lynchian experience at hooters? speak up plz.

a) I'm not a big wings fan anyway. b) I'm not a big bar food fan either. c) No hard liquor. d) W/o hard liquor, the girls are just slinging food and pulling beers = boring atmosphere. Plus the one I went to is in a touristy part of town and had no core clientele/locals and felt really dreary.

Those shorts are horrendous. Are they supposed to be hot(pants)? Because they are not.

yeah they should take them off

wait, I mean

dude i'm eating here

My most awkward Hooters experience was eating there on Christmas Eve. We had driven from Ann Arbor to Bay City to visit my father-in-law once and when we got to his house, he told us that he "wasn't ready yet" and we were to come back in a couple hours (not completely odd behavior from him, he's "eccentric" to put it mildly). So we were stranded in Bay City, Michigan with nothing to do and nowhere to go. Hooters was literally the only place open. A sadder sight has never been seen.

Wow, that's a sad hooters story, jon.

my husband did a story for some horrible men's mag back in the heyday of men's mags, and we got to ("got to") eat a meal for 4 at hooter's on the magazine's dime (along with other chain restaurants like chili's, applebee's, etc.), and then he was supposed to write about it. there was a set of criteria he had to test, and one of them was "what does the staff do when you tell them that it is your birthday"

a bunch of girls sang happy birthday to him even though there was no proof that it was his birthday and then we tried to eat some substandard wings. it was a disappointing experience. not bad, necessarily, just the kind of experience that makes you lose just a little more faith in humanity.

if there was an assturaunt i might be tempted. are there just no good puns to make with this?

I am tempted to go have a kickass time at Hooter's thanks to this thread and my voracious contrariness but TBH I think it may be impossible

i think if you got good and liquored up before hand it MIGHT be possible.

If you haven't read George Saunders's story Sea Oak, it's about a guy's degrading job at a place called Joysticks.

i have never understood how

"Show your cock," she says, and dies again.

can be one of the saddest lines in modern lit but i guess that's ol' george's genius

Just as young men exploit their bodies in unskilled manual labor, I don't have any essential problem w/young ladies exploiting hetero males' breast fixation. In a strip bar, it's pretty explicit that the girl talking to a patron is straight-up in it for the money. In a normal bar, the girl with the décolleté is in it for tips. Fair enough though faintly depressing but at least neither is a such an overtly corporate attempt to squeeze money out of the pathos of only being able to ogle boobs at a bar. It's not that I lack empathy for the ladies working there, it's that I find the guys really depressing; they even tell you that you're there for the 'hooters' or 'canz' or 'twin peaks' and you basically hand in your dignity at the door or otherwise have to attempt to be 'ironic'.

Just so symptomatic of the cunchy, feel-good people around here, freaking out at the mere mention of "boobs" but strapping on blinders to pretend violence doesn't exist.

Evanston should just change its name to Self-Congratulatory Liberalism.

^^^ good idea, imo

Amen. See also: the time my dog and I were basically pushed into a bush by two fully helmeted cyclists riding OPPOSITE TRAFFIC on the SIDEWALK in a residential neighborhood in Evanston. That is not what cycling safety is about, folks.

LOL @ jvc's story; never been to the Hooter's in Bay City, but I can only imagine...!

Yeah I've pretty rapidly become disillusioned with the town. Since we live on the "bad" side of town (i.e. the western half that doesn't have million dollar mansions on the lakefront), we get next to no support from city services. For example, we have this road near our house that is constantly being used for parking by parents taking their kids to soccer games at the nearby park. Its always heavily used, but there aren't sidewalks so kids are always walking down the middle of the street. Obviously not safe. We talked to our alderwoman who, in turn, took our concer to the city. They said they'd be more than happy to put in a sidewalk, provided that all the residents of the block in question agreed to pay for it. WTF. I'm sure if we were east of, say, Ridge, the sidewalk would've been done within six months.

LOL @ jvc's story; never been to the Hooter's in Bay City, but I can only imagine...!

Tbh, the most depressing part was the expressions on the faces of the men dining there solo.

Just as young men exploit their bodies in unskilled manual labor, I don't have any essential problem w/young ladies exploiting hetero males' breast fixation.

UH

I'm sure if we were east of, say, Ridge, the sidewalk would've been done within six months.

Ok, but maybe because they would have agreed to pay for it, no?

there seem to be a lot of these places in Florida and Texas. Just sayin...

I had a female friend that worked at Hooters during lolcollege. Despite earning about 3 times the amount in tips she made at her previous serving job, she quit within two months.

Ok, but maybe because they would have agreed to pay for it, no?

Maybe! I'm just surprised that anywhere they would make the residents pay for a city sidewalk!

theres this strip joint in town that has a sign out front "Now Serving Lunch", im always tempted to go in and ask for the "tit n bush special".

UH

I'm not saying it's ideal, but I'm not inclined to lecture any youths about how they exploit whatever leverage they have in a low-skill, entry-level job market. I can tell you this, I've seen lots of guys who have ground up their bodies doing jobs like construction and moving.

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http://www.knockouts.net/ - needed my hair cut before a wedding on short notice, thought this was a better option than SuperCuts. Got a decent cut, actually, but it was almost as expensive as going to a salon.

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Which one was Raisins?

I'm alarmed that one of the addresses for the pics is "bone daddy's girls"

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Raisins was from a South Park episode.

Lexus: How are we doing this afternoon?
The Boys: Good.
Lexus: I'm so glad you guys came in. Everyone here is such a loser, but you guys seem really cool.
Butters: (amazed) W-we are.
Lexus: So what can I get you?
Cartman: Okay, um, we're gonna get the zingy tangy wings, and mozzarella tasty tarts (Lexus winks at Butters) and uh, OH, and the bite-size pizzazzas, and a pitcher of lemonade.
Lexus: Great. I'll put your order in right now. (strokes Butters' shoulders, which sends shivers of excitement through his body)
Butters: You guys! I think our Raisins girl likes me. She, she touched my back when she walked away. Did you see that?

never been to any of these joints, but fuck Twin Peaks for dirtying up one of my favorite fictions (which admittedly concerns the rape and murder of a teenage girl).