It looks like WALL-E and you shit in it: the Kohler numi

http://www.kohler.com/numi/images/features/numi_lighting.jpg

Please write bad tag lines for the fashionista's crapper in here.

website

http://www.kohler.com/numi/images/features/remote/remote_dock.jpg

this is dumb

Users?

why are their bathroom walls see-through?

Users?

Presumably so that you can keep individual logs.

if you don't have access to the user code you have to piss on the glass walls

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/squat-toilet.jpg

Nice sarlacc pit there

so not gonna crappen

http://www.kohler.com/numi/images/homepage/numi_integrated_toilet.jpg

http://www.kohler.com/numi/#video.html

the video is amazing. this thing has built in speakers! I hope the touch screen remote is either waterproof or cheap to replace because I'm sure I'll drop it in the toilet at some point.

and they're only $4000

lolling at "STOP"

what horrible thing must be happening while you are pooping to make you lunge for the remote and jam the "STOP" button in a panic

"heating"

omg "lighting"

DOOKIE DANCE PARTY, Y'ALL

i read somewhere that japanese people are having butt problems from all the water-spraying toilets they have

Does this play when you press music?

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/a/alice-cooper/album-flush-the-fashion.jpg

real talk, i've been wondering when I can get into the economic bracket where people have bidets

like if something takes more than two wipes, you're basically just using some paper to smear shit around and should probably just hop in the shower

i read somewhere that japanese people are having butt problems from all the water-spraying toilets they have

I want to read this article

http://i.imgur.com/FuaMLey.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IaEG5a7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ood4Uyo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mhTppZ7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kHTjGOt.jpg

I need to figure out where and when to drop this bad boy into a slide deck for work
those pictures with the man and woman in the glass walled house are epic

omg "lighting"

DOOKIE DANCE PARTY, Y'ALL

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a light doth shine

anybody get one

https://frinkiac.com/video/S10E23/SkC3zgi_P5-ujbvq2kLRwdV4xUs=.gif