David Icke C/D

I just learned of this hilarious fellow:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

What a loon!

Oh wow! He's totally classic and fully believes in his various delusions. He has just recently been saying that the moon is an artificial satellite that beams an augmented reality 'invisible light' sort-of thing down to Earth to control what we perceive. You tend to only get that kind of insight from tweakers, and they tend to present their findings much less coherently IMO.

yeah, this dead-eyed anti-semite who rakes in cash from the hapless and gullible is classic, no doubt

Is he well-known in the UK? Looking up his books and customer reviews on Amazon . . . he actually seems to have quite a fanbase. Wow. Just . . . totally certifiable.

I heard an interview with Billy Corgan where he talks about humans having "reptile brains." Maybe he's an Icke devotee?

I've never understood this "British reptilian illuminati = JEWS" thing. Seems like a pretty elaborate and ridiculous dog-whistle, I just assume Icke is actually talking about aliens and perception filters and is crazy. But I have had trouble reading racist/nationalist subtext underlying other conspiracy stuff before so I may just be hapless and gullible.

This was the first inkling of his mania in the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nMq6gc1yMg

http://www.davidicke.com/articles/history-rewritten-mainmenu-59/27106-is-the-saudi-royal-family-jewish

http://www.davidicke.com/articles/illuminati-mainmenu-57/27088-were-illuminati-jews-responsible-for-holocaust

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-2912878405399014351

i think Icke's code-word for Jews is "Jews"

Oh dear... please pardon my hapless gullibility and lack of a thorough investigation into the guy.

Is there a conspiracy theorist anywhere who doesn't have it in for the Jews?

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yeah well i'm not blaming u for not knowing about the guy, imo the less anybody gives a shit about him the better. just wanted to let people know he's not exactly a loveable loon.

icke is kinda boring imo. a lot of his shit is just a mashup of conspiracy stuff (illuminati, reptilian aliens, anti-semitic bs) that's been around forever.

i think basically he had a nervous breakdown, happened to catch a re-run of 'V' one day, and that was his road to damascus moment

There's another thread somewhere here about him right? I recall reading there about his breakdown and how he used to be a sports presenter... wasnt Alan Partridge's character somewhat based on him?

Haha sorry to use my powers of necromancy for evil but IIRC he was your run of the mill ex-footballer turned presenter who didn't just have a "break," but that over a period of a year or so he dissolved into what appears to be paranoid schizophrenia - he talked about being followed by shadowy 'things' and hearing voices and all that. Then he decided to get it all figured out by going to some "shaman" and doing Ayuhaca (sp?)... which really sort of ended his agreement with common reality from then on and he decided his symptoms were spiritual gifts.

Oh and I guess he's still a dumb-fuck hooligan anti-semite. I feel now, looking into his earlier years, that if he hadn't turned into some kind of crazy techno-theosophist conspiracy talk circuit guy he'd probably be a spokesman/organizer for the EDL, or I guess if he's too old for that now, the BNP.

Of course, he could have kept his crazy and stupid beliefs to himself and continued to be a sports presenter - but obs. he's too much of a narcissist for that.

presume ickebro didn't like sonic generations either

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-09-25-conspiracist-david-icke-rants-at-sega-and-total-war

http://images.eurogamer.net/2012/articles//a/1/5/1/6/4/6/7/1121.png/EG11/resize/300x-1

are there people going to these shows for lol joeks or

some egregious ellipsis abuse going on there. must be some kind of defence against the reptoids.

a friend of mine works for the company that produces Total War. I've warned him that Icke is out to get him.

Early start to that gig, probably wants to get cracking before the reptilians can get their blood warmed up.

that or reptilians are too shattered after booze, birds and bantuh on friday evenings

Thinking that the "where are we?" part might be slightly redundant? Says it on the poster Dave.

He kind of looks like Englebert Humperdinck on that poster.
And this show is 9 hours long. 9 HOURS.
Is it really going to be at Wembley Arena? Or just in a small room at Wembley Arena? Like the computer fair they used to have at The Oval cricket ground except that it wasn't, it was in a room somewhere within The Oval cricket ground.

I read Tales From the Time Loop, which started out pretty silly and batshit, then went into some actually really interesting sections on the first Gulf War and the fall-out, then back into reptilians land. Towards the end of the book he reveals that he learned all this from psychedelic mushrooms or something and the eyerolling i had kept under wrap til then just became unleashed.

there probably are enough Ickeonauts to do Wembley Arena, but the Segway parking is gonna be brutal

I bet the reason that it's a 9 hour show is to flush out any reptilians who'll be there - they can't maintain human form for more than 6 hours, you know...

just serve bags of flies at the bar imo

it's not fair really cos when Brian Yuzna compared the 1 percent to shape-shifting monsters in Society i thought he was bang on but when Icke does it i just rmde

"And they say that I'm mad?"

So awesome that he said this.

it's strange he seems to be enough in his senses to make a good living off this shit

At the heart of his theories lies the idea that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood (including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie) controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian.

He was just on This Week w/ Andrew Neil, Portillo and John 'Big Issue' Bird. Save the BBC.

http://garethicke.com/

Gareth Icke is a singer/songwriter, author, personal trainer & former international beach soccer player based in Derby, England.

Gareth is currently writing his forth album. It’s set to be recorded in 2018, and will be a break from his normal 4 piece band sound, in favour of a more stripped back, almost Celtic sound.

His third album, 3, was released in June 2016. To buy a copy, click here.

In 2016/2017 Gareth performed the record across the Globe, with shows in the USA, Switzerland, Italy, Germany, Estonia, Holland, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, and the UK.

The album was played for the first time at the O2 Brixton Academy in London.

It is received great interest because it was recorded in the frequency of 432hz instead of the usual 440hz.

stoked that gary thicke is now in tune with the universal oscillations

a blast of sound waves at 432hz will reveal a reptilian's true form iirc

There's a like-father-like-son thing going on, so you're might be on to something there.

Are we sure he's not Robin Thicke's long lost brother French train station brother Gare Thicke?

It hertz so bad

Also LOL Camaraderie

that article is batshit

With their support, and with the reminder that the British were heavily in debt to their banks, the Illuminati sponsored Goebbels to promote the adoption of the 440 Hz standard by the British Standards Institute which would apply to all musicians playing in Europe. This measure reluctantly passed in 1939 despite being three months after Hitler invaded Poland. Technically, Germany had started WWII and was an axis of Britain, but this had little impact on their ultimate decision.

During and after WWII, 440 Hz became widely used and has become the modern standard tuning for all music. This is where we stand today. But what was the significance of 440 Hz? A more interesting question is why was 432 Hz, the intuitive tuning frequency used since the inception of music in humanity, so undesirable to the Rockefellers, Rothschilds (Illuminati) and Nazis?

so basically i was accidentally otm about 432hz revealing the true form of the (((reptilians))) or whatever

Didn't realise there was a new Pynchon out

there's a couple of new pynchons out every day at this point

guys the lizard people are trying to shut him down

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52198946

What are your thoughts on YT shutting down Icke and/or 5G conspiracy theories?

They can do what they want, it's their crappy site.

a)good
b)bad

I saw an Icke post other day accompanied with some US crank doc on a vid saying something like: the Rona, how can you devolop a vaccine for what doesn't exist!

he's GOLD on Twitter right now. I hope he doesn't get kicked off, his feed is hilarious

I just had a look, 272K followers on twitter, 840K on youtube. I'm surprised, thought he would have more than that. Its still a lot, but he seems more popular than ever

Censoring the 5G stuff seems weird though, is it actively harmful if some people are into that?

It's not really about harm, just the perception of being responsive to government/public concerns. I assume they'll have decided that the cost to them of closing that stuff down is worth it to avoid unwanted scrutiny from legislators.

Eamonn Holmes is a believer. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/tv-radio/eamonn-holmes-5g-coronavirus-conspiracy-theory-this-morning-itv-a9462461.html