Not bad but I think it needs an eagle flying out of the night
― Pirate's booty call (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link
what he shd've done was put a banging donk on it
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link
Bruce Dickinson William Blake gravestone reveal
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 12 August 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
Chuckle Brothers star Barry's funeral held in RotherhamThis is unbelievably moving and also unbelievably Real England.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 17 August 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link
That list of funeral guests is outstandingly real and English. I wonder what kept Joe Longthorne away.
― piscesx, Friday, 17 August 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
Lisa Scranage, 45, and her fiance Mark Kitchen, 37, got to the stadium with her 14-year-old son Ryan at 10:00 BST, having travelled from Featherstone.
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link
to meto meto me.....to me
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
this is extraordinaryhttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/18/tony-adams-arsenal-fish-and-chips-football-drinking-culture
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link
I’ve had three ice-creams already today.
Each paragraph is like a piece of flash fiction complete with a curveball at the end.
― tangenttangent, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
fucking hellhe’s a living breathing david peace character what dark secrets does he hold
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link
Millwall, where it’s still pretty much hot dog.
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link
superb
― ogmor, Saturday, 18 August 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
that is wonderful
― imago, Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link
and definitely larded
― imago, Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link
Teenagers arriving for #readingfestival!Instead of taking drugs, creating memories and making mistakeswhy not make the BEST mistake of your lives by coming to our museum and discover you actually have a deep fascination for tractors and it becomes a lifelong obsession— The Museum of English Rural Life (@TheMERL) August 23, 2018
(this is good not bad IMO: caveat i grew up in a rural county just stiff with tractor fairs and traction engine rallies and the like)
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:12 (five years ago) link
As a youth I went to a Sealed Knot re-enactment which also had a traction engine fair, and on that day I ate my first ever donner kebab. Quite the occasion.
― Neil S, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:15 (five years ago) link
xp That's very sweet imo. I wish upon them many youths.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8118879/
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8118881/
― anvil, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:19 (five years ago) link
The Museum of English Rural Life used to be one of Reading Uni's halls of residence, so once upon a time teenagers were going there to take drugs, make memories and make mistakes
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:34 (five years ago) link
xpwhen innocent smoothies type brands don't understand the basics of football kit design and they aren't even from Hecky!
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:35 (five years ago) link
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jh-graphic-p4-5-farmageddon-silly-wars-01.jpg?w=960
this charming rural life museum comm, coming a day after Williamson's dastardly "farmageddon" plot to turn tractors into deadly weapons, is a good thing, definitely.
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:36 (five years ago) link
what is the lovecraftian entity tentacular that is depicted on these kits?
xp lol i think i drew the design for that in primary school, in my epic picture book PUSS IN BOOTS KILLS A DRAGON (he mainly used jet fighters and bombs to do this)
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:39 (five years ago) link
it's mustard and ketchup
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:39 (five years ago) link
and the fellow on the left is hot dogs?
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:44 (five years ago) link
cool to see a football strip inspired by this iconic gif
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffoododdity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fhot-dog-face.gif&f=1
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:48 (five years ago) link
it makes me think perhaps there was some leap in t-shirt printing tech in the early 90's or perhaps even late 80's, and football kit design started to go badly wrong. And a whole new generation is learning this lesson again.
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:49 (five years ago) link
the way the lines of mustard and ketchup intertwine on the crotch of that guy's shorts is... mesmerising
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:50 (five years ago) link
does everybody know the very long and annoying joke with the punchline "it's ok, i'm an ex tractor fan?"
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:57 (five years ago) link
― calzino,
I'll put it on the real russia thread but Rostov's new away kit (or third kit i think) is the design of a persian rug after (one of?) their fans started turning up with a rug
― anvil, Friday, 24 August 2018 11:00 (five years ago) link
https://media.wired.com/photos/5a3bf9025b461c24af9057f1/master/w_1200,c_limit/hotdog-ta.jpg
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:00 (five years ago) link
nailed it
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:04 (five years ago) link
― anvil, Friday, August 24, 2018 1:00 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
as mentioned here #ruglife
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:05 (five years ago) link
designers probably au fait with various Spanish lower league efforts such as this prawny number
https://dnre29p915wg3.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x700/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/l/o/loja-17-gk-pink-tags.jpg
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link
extremely vaporwave
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:54 (five years ago) link
no they play in Japan iirc
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 24 August 2018 12:36 (five years ago) link
oh dear god
― kinder, Friday, 24 August 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link
Libertines frontman Pete Doherty wins cafe breakfast fame
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 25 August 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link
With a fucking yazoo
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 August 2018 09:10 (five years ago) link
Yahoo with a yazoo. I love how the BBC call it a 'strawberry milkshake'. If yazoo is a milkshake then I'm Alison Moyet.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link
English House yes mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZ9sd5oIgs
― saer, Sunday, 26 August 2018 10:52 (five years ago) link
You can only take one of your children? pic.twitter.com/TSzlQVvsP9— Tim Robey (@trim_obey) August 27, 2018
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 09:59 (five years ago) link
is that for real? Lol!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:01 (five years ago) link
it's in Sidcup.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
So's one of the better Italian places in London. A weird melange is Sidcup
― imago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7341/10597337884_57673b93af_b.jpg
― calzino, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link
the 'sliced bacon specialists' tagline written in cursive is what really makes this imo
― soref, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link
bellies in one end, slices out the other
― faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
House-proud Fiona Boston tells ITV News she had "no choice" but to brazenly make off with this £1,500 sofa from House of Fraser in front of shocked staff https://t.co/g6WwAVS3sK pic.twitter.com/08H37NzBB4— ITV News (@itvnews) September 7, 2018
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link
fuckin yes
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
ITV might want to review their autocorrect policies:
She said: "I'm more mad because I'm not going to get my poofy and my cushions off of them. How am I going to get them?"
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link