Real England

Same guy.

doing memes of himself with his own inspirational quotes seems to be a regular feature of his account!

the first Shitposting Chancellor of the Exchequer

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqyjitpXAAgnJYX?format=jpg&name=medium

there is this millionaire down the road from me and when I nosily peered into the sun lounge of his new-build mansion (that doesn't have a front garden and has been built right on the edge of a countryside road) and on the wall he has the slogan "Teamwork ... Is What Makes the Dream Work". I felt like throwing a brick through his window!

the mysterious magic of capitalism, fetch me a bulldozer

Gordon Beattie's Quote For The Day: Fuck the Pope and the IRA.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoTaqMtXIAAFKaH?format=jpg&name=medium

come back when you've put out 5 volumes of your shitposting, dril

My west coast bias had him judged by his name, his equal opps targets just confirmed it.

"Road runner" birds "attacking dogs" after invading Hertfordshire housing estate https://t.co/MGcMs7GoJT

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 26, 2021

rhea england

o pls

Corby, Northampton, 1979. Photo submitted by Jessica Clark.

Jessica “My dad Dermot Powderly holding his Kestrel as his mum watches on in the background.” pic.twitter.com/w769tdiEF8

— The People’s Archive (@peoplearchive) April 10, 2021

wonderful.

https://i.imgur.com/P6n7a9m.jpg

Saw this today. That's already some top work to put it up there but then to be arsed to climb up and put it at half-mast is serious dedication.

A couple of weeks ago I saw a white van which had a number plate that more or less read 'ALBION'.

look i think we should all be supporting Pete, refurbishing any hotel in whitstable would take hard work

FUCKING YIKES #facebooknews pic.twitter.com/zjjWwICG0X

— Andy Parmo (@andyparmo) April 17, 2021

trying my damnedest to not think about thos beans

a local scruffy-as-fuck, long since closed pub once put up a sign to advertise their substandard lunch options that was something like: "don't be shy, we haven't poisoned anyone yet".

I often pass this pub in Glasgow and wonder what the 3 quid lunch is like

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_O_m0vWAAUhPRU.jpg

what do you mean beans on toast with a melted kraft slice on top is all 3 courses?

The Star Bar special has gone up in price, when I lived round the corner it was £2!

lol, they put a sticker over the old price.

a dram, a pint of heavy and a shot of 'buca for afters shurely?

The serious answer is soup, pie & chips etc, tinned fruit/ice cream, apparently.

Have it for breakfast and nothing worse will happen to you that day!

https://englishmum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IMG-20111018-00034.jpg

Is that the Star Bar at Eglinton Toll? Never been in it!

Bro, 70 year drill rappers from the UK. Shit is crazy pic.twitter.com/8IIxmaRXhM

— Jason (@VirgilAbroke) April 17, 2021

pete & bas have got bars.

the money comes blue
the money comes white
the money comes pink
now i'm washing out red with a petrol can in the bathroom sink

judgment in from which caterpillar magazine

“some of our testers found the lack of eye details disturbing”

scrape them all into a jar (cocoon) and wait for the gorgeous butterflies to emerge

Fried caterpillars for a late lunch. Yummy. pic.twitter.com/2ue4k7H7Fu

— Alex Cunningham MP (@ACunninghamMP) March 24, 2021

this Labour MP for Stockton North had his greatest twitter success with this post!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezp9KnFX0AMIEv9?format=jpg&name=medium

do i want to know

i don’t want to know

Wokecester sauce is all good

Spag Bol sound like a Star Trek:Next Generation character

laughed at this yesterday but now I'm curious because of course "spag bol" is not an Italian dish at all, so either someone is winding him up here or he has just made it up entirely, or maybe this is just about a recipe which says not to use it?
I'm not curious enough to actually go the the daily mail dot com so suppose this will always be a mystery.

big Antonio Carluccio had some quite strong opinions on UK spag bol and his recipe didn't include garlic, basil, oregano nor any herbs and definitely not Worcester sauce. But yeah lol at the idea that some Brit condiment will upset the woke purists who are mostly making quite rudimentary variants of a bastardised made-up recipe!

This picture caption is particularly unhinged, even by the Mail on Sunday’s standards: pic.twitter.com/u4llflyxGL

— Mic Wright 🏳️‍🌈🌋🏴‍☠️ (@brokenbottleboy) April 25, 2021

our brave boys :'(

https://twitter.com/RacistPets

pic.twitter.com/O7sT1QgHmk

— No context UK Facebook (@NoContextFBUK) April 23, 2021

very plain-speaking little bastards tbf

kids otm

no context uk facebook is a good account

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sainsburys-parking-best-uk-b1839446.html

“For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus!” he tweeted.

i work with someone who has visited every motorway service station in the UK