DORITOS POLL

man there used to be one flavor... i think it was just like "spicy nacho cheese" that i loooooooooooooved but i don't think they make them anymore

omg that burgers after dark one is so disturbing to me conceptually

cool ranch

apparently in the final week of her pregnancy my mother only wanted to eat taco doritos which explains just about everything from my perspective.

also yeah i cant claim this is a comprehensive list, so apologies if your favorite doritos of youth are left off.

Doritos Late Night All Nighter Cheeseburger is the formal name of the ones that freak me out

never had the tapatio flavor but just recently saw ads for it, it wins

and the design of the bag is based off a neon diner sign

lol

the spicy sweet chili doritos that stephen colbert was hawking were pretty great:

http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/doritos-spicy-sweet-chili-chips.html

someone please enlighten us on the taste of the flavors further down this list

doritos late night all-nighter adderall flavor

do the pizza cravers taste like pizza combos? because i love those.

yes! pepperoni pizza combos were my number one late night all-nighter snack in college.

i mean i haven't had pizza craver doritos i am just otming the love of pizza combos

the only one ive had is tacos at midnight which is pretty good! but ever since they brought classic taco back that's met my intermittent dorito needs. curious about the tapatio one i will admit.

if this poll causes me to go out and buy doritos...well, i have only myself to blame, i guess.

HORSESHOE OTM

i wish they sold a sampler pack

or like at how some liquor stores you can pick six different types of beer and make a custom six pack

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/35-strange-doritos-flavors-from-around-the-world

okay wasabi mayo sounds potentially delicious

omg heart-shaped wtf

"cool american"

Tacos at Midnight

do these have a faint hint of 6 PBRs?

i think i ate doritos for one summer of my adolescence before i realized i'd much rather eat unflavored corn chips w/ salsa and never looked back.

when i do eat flavored chips though i tend to opt for one of the spicy ones, though, so one of those. probably the jalapeno.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7840/cdd72dpi.jpg

actually loled at "corn soup"

like any snack that leaves a thick coating of orange dust on my fingers can fuck off, frankly

^^

everything about the experience of eating doritos is disgusting, and yet

my cheese snacks now are either goldfish or actual cheese

my high school spanish teacher could tell if you had recently eaten some and wouldn't let you in her room because she claimed they "smell like feet." she was not wrong.

lol i just polished off the bag of taco i bought on friday. just trying to spread the pain y'all.

and yeah, much like some dude if im gonna gorge on tortilla chips ill just buy a bag of generic reg and a jar of salsa. but sometimes there's a junk food itch that can only be salved by salty and vaguely cheese-flavored powder.

http://cheezdoodles.com/

i should recieve an electric shock every time i try to buy a snack that isnt like an apple or something.

wonder what dave cool's favorite flavor is http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/cool.gif

I wonder if dave cool thinks this is cool http://i.imgur.com/VviJ0.jpg

weird how once-ubiquitous Cool Ranch has just kinda faded out of public consciousness

back in school if you came back from lunch and like everyone else was begging for gum but just said "i ate doritos" someone would find a way to help you out

i still love cool ranch

i kind of want to go on a dorito-tasting tour of the far east now

doritos-tasting tour of the far east = doritos hajj

no spicy chip is ever really spicy enough for me.

not even herrs red hots??

though for a while herrs made these jalapeno tortilla chips that tasted like triangular bits of the sun

lol xpost

you gotta understand though that im the kinda guy who when people say dont eat thatvpepper i just eat the pepper and fuck you pal oh god it hurts

strongo hulkington's ghost pepper

like if someone came up with a chip where i actually winced before i put each one in my mouth then i might be happy

oh it's.. experimental flavors?

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/doritos-x-13d.jpg

man, i bought a bag of spicy nacho when i was out at lunch and now i feel ripped off -- the "spice" is NEGLIGIBLE AT BEST.

whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal

friend brought a bag of INTENSE PICKLE doritos over tonight

it was... intense

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

The best I've had were the Black Pepper Jack. That's the only flavor I've ever had an active craving for.

The cheeseburger ones are creepy because they managed to pretty accurately synthesize the flavor of a McDonald's cheeseburger. But in chip form. Which is weird.

I gave in to a sudden Cool Ranch craving last year at the supermarket and bought a bag. But after about two handfuls it started to taste like some kind of cleaning chemicals, so I threw it away. I can still get with the Nacho Cheese (especially in some kinda party snack mix), but beyond that I think this is one of those things that growing up has ruined for me.

voted cool ranch but only cuz spicy sweet chili isn't an option.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

rigged from the start

I have never knowingly consumed a Dorito 2

wtf

i love that it leaves open the possibility that someone may have tricked them into eating a Dorito

"this ice cream tastes... weird"

lol

banality of democracy rears its head once again.

Cool Ranch, man i bet if you people voted for best sex position you'd be all like "OOOOOOO MISSIONARY"

Last Call Jalapeno Popper

this and the mcdonalds cheesburger flavor are p good (wellllll) and u used to be able to get three bags for $7 at a place near my old apt

like the cheeseburger one but it's Spicy Sweet Chili for me. which unfortunately seems to be the Ralph Nader of this poll

cheeseburger:

1st chip: wow it tastes like mcdonalds
2nd chip: *barf*

the Mountain Dew one was probably the last time I've bought a bag of chips and threw it out while it was 95% full

i party on the cool ranch sometimes, i just wish there was more representation here

It has been brought to my attention today that my hatred or, at least, dislike of Doritos is tantamount to being insane or communist or both. I mean, I knew lots of people liked Doritos, but I was unaware EVERYONE liked Doritos.

you are not insane, nor a communist Johnny Fever.

YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL.

Guards! SEIZE HIM!

If you don't like Doritos you just haven't had the right flavor. Though I'm with you if the dislike is for the plain old Nacho Cheese ones.

Even I like Doritos. I'm afraid we're going to have to forcibly re-educate you.

I like regular old corn tortilla chips alright (though they aren't my first snacking choice), but Doritos are ruined with all these dusty coatings and shitty flavors. No thanks!

whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal

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man maybe it's just because i am too broke to buy doritos with a clear conscience but i could really go for some doritos

Fact: I have never eaten a Dorito of any kind.

i could eat an entire bag right now. just strap it to my face like i'm a horse.

nacho cheese is prob my fav overall chip

what happens if you make nachos with doritos? like, full on balls to the wall nachos with meat and stuff. is it good? is it terrible?

like, balls flavored doritos?

i have actually had nachos at a place where they used doritos or a doritos-type chip and it wasn't so hot

god i want nachos now

i hate life

The end. Of everything.

I can't wait for the new ouroboros flavor

http://i.imgur.com/zokxsRG.jpg

I tried the Taco Bell Doritos tacos and they were not that good.

I had a craving for the Tapatio Doritos and looked to see if anyone in the UK happened to import them. Amazon is selling them at £16.04 (or $26.24 with the current exchange rate) for a single small bag. I've paid some crazy prices to scratch home-country junk food itches before, but that would be the record if I pulled the trigger..... (don'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetrigger)

I hardly ever eat them, but I applaud their Norm Macdonald-like deadpan:

"We already have Doritos for women — they're called Doritos."

http://www.thestar.com/life/2018/02/06/lady-doritos-is-not-happening-pepsico-says.html

Cool Ranch is disgusting.

You just need to pair it with Pace salsa, you'll get it

So bad.

I complained about the new york city subway earlier tonight but nothing compares to my hatred of cool ranch

too bad about lady doritos not happening. If feminine versions of deodorant and cigarettes exist then why not chips

btw cool ranch rules

the spicy sweet chili ones are... really good

i love doritos and no crunch, no munch
cool ranch is gross but also tasty
i'd probably eat any dorito once

Cool Ranch is disgusting.
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