I Don't Know HOW She Does It

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CAN U PICK ONE INCREDIBLE FEAT
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Poll Results

Option	Votes
UNCH	13
CRUB THE BATHROOM	6
MOTHER	4
IRON MY SUIT	4
HAIRCUT	2
EMAIL	2
MAKE COOKIES	1
ACUUM THE RUG	1
CHECK EMAIL	1
RDER SCHOOLBOOKS	1
MALL	1
THE MARKET	1
E DINNER	1
ER CONFERENCE	0
BUY PRESENT	0
GANIZE CLOSET	0
ON RESERVATIONS	0
PICK UP DRY CLEANING	0
PTA MEETING	0
BIRTHDAY PARTY	0
CONFIRM DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT	0
MAKE DINNER RESERVATIONS	0
DRY CLEANING	0
FIX THE LEAK	0
PICK UP DINNER	0
PACK LUNCHES	0
CALL DENTIST	0
DROP OFF KIDS	0
GET CAR SERVICED	0
SIGN PERMISSION SLIPS	0
PAY BILLS	0
FINISH THE PRESENTATION	0
ORGANIZE FILES	0
MAKE COFFEE	0
SCHEDULE MEETING	0
DO LAUNDRY	0

― ain't nothing nice (bnw), Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

My wife... I think I'll keep her.

― Aimless, Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Pick up dinner? Dinner reservations? Get in that kitchen and make some noise with the pots and pans.

― Brad C., Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

acuum or crub

― reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

unch

― only NWOFHM! is real (krakow), Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

wait, there's also

MALL

― reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

I guess that's "Make Dinner" hiding behind the handbag, so my bad, SJP

― Brad C., Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/stressed_out_mom_shirt-p2356530989749485903ybc_400.jpg

― omar little, Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

"ganize closet" sounds like it could be the next "swiffering the floor"

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

Ada or Rder Schoolbooks

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

You missed "PAIR SHOES"

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 7 January 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

Who IRONs a SUIT?

― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Saturday, 7 January 2012 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know how she keeps a job with that personal/professional to-do list ratio!

― quincie, Saturday, 7 January 2012 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

thought it said IRON SLUT tbh

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 7 January 2012 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

DUUUR DUUUR DUR-DUR-DUR
DUR-DUR DUR-DUR DUUR
DUR DUR DUR-DUR

Has she ironed my suit?
Or confirmed doctor's appointment?

Make dinner reservation?
Or finish the presentation?

― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Saturday, 7 January 2012 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

What is she picking up from the drycleaners if she's ironing the suits!?

― Frobisher (Viceroy), Sunday, 8 January 2012 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

yeah half this list seems to be checking that service people have done the other half what is the deeeeeeaaall amirite

― carpy deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 January 2012 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.pluggedin.com/~/media/PIO/Images/Movies/2012/M1/IDontKnowHowSheDoesIt-rotator.ashx?20120103T1344234290

FIX nose
PICK nose

― buzza, Sunday, 8 January 2012 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

UNCH

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 January 2012 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

MOTHER

― Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 January 2012 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

i went with HAIRCUT because there are honestly times I fail to accomplish that

― ain't nothing nice (bnw), Sunday, 8 January 2012 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

HAIRCUT

― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

Answer: Meth

― Oh shit, that's my bone! (Hurting 2), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

^^ Proabably the major plot point the poster doesn't address.

― Aimless, Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

UNCH ftw

― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

gotta be ganizing the closet. with all of that other stuff she's doing ont of it? wow!

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

on top of it

also, "iron my suit". what a pain in the ass, i don't know HOW she does it

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

seriously do you have to put a towel inbetween the pants and iron because i'd be afraid about burning it

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know HOW this movie could be watchable

― Oh shit, that's my bone! (Hurting 2), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 13 January 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

~~Write-in vote for "shag husband"?~~

― Mark G, Friday, 13 January 2012 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

ESS THE DE

― 404 (Lamp), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

wtf was this movie even about

― job kreaytor (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

voted unch

― job kreaytor (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

unch, disappointed that fmail wasn't an option.

― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

MALL

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

steady crubbin

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

rder schoolbooks - because it could be "murder schoolbooks"

― sarahel, Friday, 13 January 2012 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

UNCH IS VICTORIOUS

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

so glad CRUB came in second

― choucrüt (get bent), Saturday, 14 January 2012 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

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